ITT we study the ways of our dear friend The Contrition Bear

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even their messages of contrition bear traces of someone who is obsessed with 5G conspiracy theories

― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2021 18:41

Man if only the contrition bear were with us now

― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:42

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:12 (two weeks ago) link

i smiled at that at the time but still don't understand, lol. but it's ok, i don't need to understand

― Karl Malone, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:37 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It reminded me of hearing "The Holly and the ivy" and wanting to see the Holly Bears.

― Mark G, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:38 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just enjoying the idea of an anthropomorphic contrition bear, sounds like something maybe the russian orthodox church has instead of idk the easter bunny or whatever

― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:39 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Karl: think dmac was having a play on your previous post

Karl Malone wrote this on thread And Sleepy Joe Will Get The Credit: US Politics January 2021 on board I Love Everything on Jan 11, 2021

even their messages of contrition bear traces of someone who is obsessed with 5G conspiracy theories

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:40 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

медведь раскаяния iirc.

― pomenitul, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:40 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

heeey, macarena

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:41 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (have mercy on us)
Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (have mercy on us)
Contrition Bear you take away the sins of the world (grant us peace)

― Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:43 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ask and you shall receive:

https://www.amazon.ca/Great-gift-celebrate-Sacrament-Reconciliation/dp/B0062QVQQS

― pomenitul, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:44 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Don't forget to put your notes of remorse under your pillow so the contrition bear will leave you a dollar reward, Billy

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:45 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Paws for contemplation

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:45 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The ichthys is a nice touch, very polysemous.

― pomenitul, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:46 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Art Bears similarly took their name from a passage in some old book which was using the verb form of bears

― Yelp for gyros (wins), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:46 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Does a bear fruit in the woods

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:48 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:12 (two weeks ago) link

a kind ilxor has webmailed me and explained

reminds me of those terrible middle school days, when everyone always exploded in laughter when the teacher said some the word "dry", or "wet", or "hard", or "soft", and i didn't have any clue why anyone was laughing. except, imagine if back then a friend could text you and be like "dude, it's dry vaginas and hard penises, dude"

― Karl Malone, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:53 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Certain passages not even that important, nonetheless it Bears repeating

― Evan, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:53 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's like when I turn on the dawnzer and it gives off a lee light

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:54 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wait karl i literally explained as soon as you asked my man

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:55 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

What did your man say?

― Mark G, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:56 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well you know what your man is like sher

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:56 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

listen to what the amn says

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:57 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you post contrition bear after you have filled a thread will jigglepandas

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:01 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

*with

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:01 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

1 Our Father, 3 Hail Marys, and 10 minutes in the cage with Contrition Bear

― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:06 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:13 (two weeks ago) link

Did we ever get this ursid

Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:15 (two weeks ago) link

Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.

Colossians 3:13

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:18 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO-IHpT6FeI

pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 21:19 (two weeks ago) link

contrition bear say “you are forgiven” to me

epistantophus, Monday, 11 January 2021 21:23 (two weeks ago) link

Speculation in the original thread that contrition bear was somehow in cahoots with nefarious jigglepanda but we can now confirm that this was a simple misspelling of "contortion bear"

Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 03:48 (one week ago) link

1. "Like a Bear" (5:41)
2. "Express Bearself" (4:37)
3. "Bear Song" (4:52)
4. "Till Bear Do Us Part" (5:16)
5. "Promise to Bear" (3:36)
6. "Bearish" (5:03)
7. "Bear Jessie" (4:20)
8. "Oh Father Bear" (4:57)
9. "Bear It Together" (5:03)
10. "Spanish Bears" (5:15)
11. "Act of Contrition" (2:19)


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