God that's good.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
^^ in descending order of preference
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
awful ass < awful cock < awful tits
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
we've just revolutionized rock paper scissors
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
although I guess cock covers everything
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
cream get the money
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
akmPosted: October 23, 2020 at 1:22:42 PMeveryone knows cat's real names are shit like Jellybelly and Rum Tum Bastard and Ole' Heteronormativity
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
Just came to post that lol
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
yeah, I read that one out to the cat IRL
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto)Posted: 27 October 2020 at 03:30:44If the Dems don’t pack this shit I’m going fucking tankie
― scampus milne (gyac), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
otm
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
El Tankboto
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link
How apt
--
Trump doing his best to kill off his Nebraska voters: For hours, attendees - including many elderly Trump supporters - stood in the cold, as police scrambled to help those most at-risk get to warmth.Thirty people needed medical attention over the course of the rally, Omaha police spokesman Michael Pecha told The Washington Post on Wednesday. Seven were taken to local hospitals "with a variety of medical conditions."...
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:35 AM (seven minutes ago)
the quotes in the articles from Trump attendees all suggest they'd gladly die at one of his rallies.
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:36 AM (five minutes ago)
there is a Trump and it never goes out
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:37 AM (five minutes ago)
And if a speech by the POTUSKills the lot of usTo die like dumbfucksIs such a heavenly way to die
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:39 AM (two minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link
beautiful.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
the first Old Lunch line doesn't scan ... flawed.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
wow tough crowd
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
Just drop the 'the' in the first line, you're good.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
It does scan?
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link
you have to sing it in the double-decker way
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
What other way is there
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
Oh right I remember
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
but it should be "crashes into us" in the next line then
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/potus
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
Nah, the last two lines (and the first line!) are so clearly from the first half of the chorus that it doesn’t matter how you adapt that second line. It scans, adjourned.
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
after further review, the lol on the board stands. sarahell is charged a timeout.
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
(furiously scribbles notes on scansion so as to tighten up potential future excelsiors)
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
yeah but would you actually pronounce "speech by the POTUS" the same way you would "double decker bus" ... I don't think so ... you wouldn't accentuate "the" here ... y'all are being lazy
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
otoh -- "speech by Donald Trump" actually does scan with "double decker bus" ... and considering another chorus has "ten tonne truck" still rhyming with "us" -- it's like, why use "the POTUS" here in this lyric ??? sorry, the only person I would defer to on this is roxymuzak.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
Hot piss on the tip of my lipsDribbling down my chinHot piss nothings better than thisTo waste it would worse than trump
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
look, we never thought we'd see old lunch political song parody again after "starvfishfish and covfefe". we're just happy the old lunch is back at it.
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6fJcaXbJIt1YVhvy/giphy.gif
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Look I’d ban parody song lyrics from these threads completely if I could believe me
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link
Thereby cutting them down by 50% these days
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link
there is a joke and it never goes out
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link
These days wins seems to post a lotAbout the things that wins forgot to do
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
As ever I don’t know enough smiths songs for these to land
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
And I knew a smiths songBut it's so hard to know another these days
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link
I was looking for a song and then I found a song
― Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
last night I dreamtthat somebody EXCELSIORed meNo LOL, no harmJust another false alarm
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Doctor, my postsTell me what is wrongWas I unwise to parody this smiths song?
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
I would rather not goBack to the old lolsI would rather not goBack to the old lolsThere's too many bad parodiesToo many parodies there
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
Imagining this being sung by Tom "Spongebob" Kenny
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
Posting your way in this thread todayTakes every lol you've gotTaking a break from song parodiesSure would help a lotWouldn't you like a new lol thread?
Sometimes you want to postAnother Smiths song parodyThis is a Smiths song parodyYou wanna post a parodyOf Smiths songs just for theeYou wanna post a Smiths song parody
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
oh shut your mouth, how can you say i parody songs the wrong way
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
One more LOLJust one more LOLOne more LOLCos I can't EXCELSIOR forever
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
One more LolOne more lolling sound
― Spiral "Scratch" Starecase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
I can feel itLOLing in the air tonight
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
ooh i've got a good one
I hear the LOLs echoing tonightBut she hears only ROFLs of some quietEXCELSIOR
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
It's LOLs for no reasonAnd LOLs for no reason is NAGL
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
new thread:I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link