I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

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I would rather not go
Back to the old lols
I would rather not go
Back to the old lols
There's too many bad parodies
Too many parodies there

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 2:35 PM (one hour ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 23:11 (eleven months ago) link

i'm certain this one is good

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 23:13 (eleven months ago) link

Lols and zings are on your side

Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:37 (eleven months ago) link

but snide is on mine

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 October 2020 06:24 (eleven months ago) link

how you took a child, and you made him LOL

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:54 (eleven months ago) link

tonight i'm going to lol you tonight

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:56 (eleven months ago) link

Personally I'm a three wolf moon voter.

Also today I learned Glenn Greenwald's middle name

― Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, October 29, 2020 4:41 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is it Gary

― frogbs, Thursday, October 29, 2020 4:41 PM (three minutes ago

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 October 2020 20:45 (eleven months ago) link

osamathumbsup.jpg

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 October 2020 21:16 (eleven months ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 29 October 2020 21:18 (eleven months ago) link

always be clinking

sarahell, Friday, 30 October 2020 00:02 (eleven months ago) link

vg+

Mark G, Saturday, 31 October 2020 09:51 (eleven months ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/2q03wGH/Screen-Shot-2020-10-31-at-10-11-21.png

imago, Saturday, 31 October 2020 11:55 (eleven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:02 (eleven months ago) link

I had to

imago, Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:13 (eleven months ago) link

Also breaking the law by posting something funny in the excelsior thread

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:31 (eleven months ago) link

Tier 1 is "very important to let it spread", so, let it spread.

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:40 (eleven months ago) link

Haven’t you heard, there are no more tiers. That’s Johnson baby

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Saturday, 31 October 2020 13:34 (eleven months ago) link

isn't Johnson also the manufacturer of Toilet Duck?

sarahell, Saturday, 31 October 2020 18:50 (eleven months ago) link

Toilet Duct.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 October 2020 18:58 (eleven months ago) link

S C Johnson, a family company actually.

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 19:28 (eleven months ago) link

Man why don't y'all cool out, listen to some Teddy Ruxpin

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 31, 2020 5:30 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hereby give this EXCELSIOR AWARD for the POSTING OF A FUNNY COMMENT to ilx poster: NEAMBERTHAL! good job, dude

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 1 November 2020 00:38 (eleven months ago) link

This is like luriqua posting after a stint at the Betty Ford clinic

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 31, 2020 6:59 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

drug addiction LOL! Neanberthal is ON FIRE tonight! wink.PNG

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 1 November 2020 02:01 (eleven months ago) link

Loved this, good striking imagery too

cointelamateur (m bison)
Posted: 1 November 2020 at 22:54:19
like this is some poochie had to go back to his home planet levels of public embarrassment, you just need to hang it the fuck up, get a yurt somewhere and figure some shit out

liberté, égalité, scampé (gyac), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:27 (eleven months ago) link

Guayaquil (eephus!)
Posted: November 1, 2020 at 6:44:21 PM
If Trump wins again Marcus can write a book called DIPSHIT RACIST: A SECRET HISTORY OF THE 21st CENTURY

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:50 (eleven months ago) link

lmao

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:53 (eleven months ago) link

If Osama Bin Laden had an “R” next to his name he’d get 35-40 pct of the vote I reckon

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:12 (thirty-four minutes ago) link

He loves guns and believes in the church

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:12 (thirty-three minutes ago) link

...

unfortunately his name does rhyme with "obama"

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:18 (twenty-eight minutes ago)

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:49 (eleven months ago) link

vg+

Mark G, Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:59 (eleven months ago) link

this bump

Life Without Buildings

and then ufo's coup de grace

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:27 (eleven months ago) link

lol

treeship., Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:40 (eleven months ago) link

Why is there a karaoke version of Juno?!

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:41 (eleven months ago) link

Lol This reads like part of a Star Wars film opening crawl:
(via CNN)

“ Entrenched at the White House with no public events on his schedule, Trump has personally dispatched advisers to battlegrounds across the country hoping to wage legal battle in places where the margins remain tight. Despite skepticism about the efficacy of his strategy, Trump has remained intent on waging a prolonged fight, viewing it as his only option.”

― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:52 AM (six minutes ago)

lol

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:53 AM (six minutes ago)

he's gonna make the best deal between the trade federation and naboo

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:58 AM (one minute ago)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:00 (eleven months ago) link

was just coming here for that reason

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:05 (eleven months ago) link

omg @ that Life Without Buildings mashup, wow

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:07 (eleven months ago) link

Okay so I shared a screenshot of Jay Vee's post on Twitter and someone ran with it

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/CMLP0f7hYvBSBqWj_Xwu

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:15 (eleven months ago) link

lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:17 (eleven months ago) link

the pan down to the incomplete Death Star is *chef's kiss*

DJP, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:24 (eleven months ago) link

"You have failed me for the last time, Parscale!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:25 (eleven months ago) link

star wars

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:26 (eleven months ago) link

it's a bit early in the week for SNL, no?

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:09 (eleven months ago) link

SNL = Starwars No Lol ?

sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:09 (eleven months ago) link

Some nerd laughs

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:10 (eleven months ago) link

secondhand Ned lark

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:12 (eleven months ago) link

let me have this

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:12 (eleven months ago) link

Sh@kedown Needs Lolz

sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (eleven months ago) link

I do!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (eleven months ago) link

lol ok fine

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:21 (eleven months ago) link

epistantophus
Posted: November 5, 2020 at 7:27:57 PM

_I feel like this is a Twilight Zone ep where we keep being told moer voets, and moer voets are coming, and the voets never come, and nobody ever wins, and nobody ever loses, and we are perennially in this election forever as time becomes a loop_

Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:48 (eleven months ago) link

But the follow-up is key:

Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.

― epistantophus

trump, putting the zeno in xenophobia

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine)

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:56 (eleven months ago) link

Haha I was just copying that and getting ready to paste it but I’m too slow on my phone.

epistantophus, Friday, 6 November 2020 02:58 (eleven months ago) link

Follow-up was a fucking masterstroke, well done katherine!

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (eleven months ago) link

Solar Pepperoni a Gammon

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:47 (four months ago) link

Elton John released a cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" as a single. This suggests that his favorite Beatles album is... Sgt. Pepperoni.

Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:50 (four months ago) link

spicy choice!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:05 (four months ago) link

That's where we meet
That's where we meet
Me and you rendezvous
In the pizzeria at the end of the street

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:23 (four months ago) link

throw some crust of your own, amigo

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:29 (four months ago) link

Candle in the winebottle

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:39 (four months ago) link

Ok ill give you that one

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 21:57 (four months ago) link

let me know when y'all cycle to metallica so i can drop my MASTER OF PIZZA bon mot

Sausage
Enveloped by cheese
Pepperoni
Excellent flavor
I cannot stop
Eating this pie
Gorging myself
Belly begins to swell
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/33/25/5133251ce289f741dbf32a94e71836bb.png

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 June 2021 04:40 (four months ago) link

Pizza? Hell yeah! I’ll have ONE, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:49 (four months ago) link

It's fair, I'm absolutely terrible with Florida geography and fully admit to seeing "Miami" in anything and thinking it's the same general vicinity. Still, glad you are safe.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

which is the one that's underwater

― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:53 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

your mom

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:55 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you're thinking of your mom beach

― the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, June 24, 2021 6:58 PM (two minutes ago)

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:03 (three months ago) link

Beautiful

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:57 (three months ago) link

kitties gotta hydrate because they'd normally get most of their water from their prey and consequently haven't got the urge to drink as much as they need. wet food + many dishes of fresh water throughout yr space can help, and maybe a fountain

if food & water are kept next to each other the water will get gnarly little chunks of food in it

a plastic food dish can cause chin acne

it's best to have a food dish with low sides, like a plate or saucer, to avoid whisker fatigue

research any houseplants to make sure they aren't toxic because they gonna get chewed

get her used to having her paws and mouth fiddled with (lots of praise, affection, & treats) so it's easier later on when you trim her claws/give her meds

same with car trips and her carrier, if she only associates them with the vet they'll be a source of dread. take her out for little drives and make them fun for her

careful of her cuticles when trimming her claws, and you won't need to trim the back claws unless they're catching on things

get her used to being brushed

have plenty of (easy to clean) rugs or carpet so she can dash around without slipping on smooth floors, and i'd recommend patterns instead of solid colors since they tend to be better at hiding the stains of accidents past

teach her to come when you call: choose a cue (her name in a particular pitch, a short series of whistled notes, a set of finger snaps or whatever -- something recognizable to a critter with no use for spoken language) and make her associate that cue with everything good in the world, like treats and catnip (when she's old enough for catnip, and if she's sensitive to it). keep reinforcing the link between her cue and the things she loves in perpetuity

take care of her dental health, veterinary dentistry is expensive as balls

if she brings you dead things, praise her! cats cannot conceive of hunting as a thing they should not do. if she gets scolded for hunting and gets her prize taken away, she'll think there must be a famine on and try to catch more

give her lots of private little bolt holes where she can hide and feel safe (but which you can access if needed)

vertical spaces are important, too, because she is very short and on the floor everything looms around her like skyscrapers and it can be intimidating sometimes. tall cat trees, wall shelves, furniture arranged in graduating heights are all good

breakaway collar so she doesn't accidentally choke herself (cats have soft throats compared to dogs)

always speak kindly to her

be careful where you step!

and finally,

if you have the space/resources/inclination, maybe consider getting another kitten for her to play with so she's not 100% focused on you and won't be lonesome when you're away

or you know whatever. as long as you love her she's gonna have a grand life!!!!!

― cat, Thursday, July 1, 2021 3:55 PM

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:13 (three months ago) link

I've been writing something about the Cocteau Twins recently so have been amused by many of the lyrics sites attempts at transcription, but the songmeanings.com attempt at the middle 8 of HoLV may be worst:

Carnivals are bluster loud
I'm dizzy so I go under the 'Big Dipper'
Cum fantasy for a carnival
How fitting before a wedding

― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 4:54 AM

Can't help but read it in the voice of some dapper old gent, adjusting his monocle: 'A cum fantasy? Before a wedding? Ah, how fitting!"

― Piedie Gimbel, Wednesday, July 7, 2021 5:00 AM

Alba, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 11:12 (three months ago) link

Dyyyying

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:05 (three months ago) link

Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"

― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, July 9, 2021 10:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

Karl Havoc (DJP), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:38 (three months ago) link

hahahaha

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 12 July 2021 14:43 (three months ago) link

Every act is essentially on hiatus between recording and touring. And there's no such thing as a legally binding breakup, though sometimes I wish there was.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Supreme Court case #666: The People vs Motley Crue

― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:39 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Thursday, 15 July 2021 12:06 (three months ago) link

frogbs, on a scale of a mormon tabernacle choir concert with your grandma to having your stomach pumped while you slam back some four lokos, how drunk are you right now

xxp

― class project pat (m bison), Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

6

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

Out of 6

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

My grandma actually goes pretty hard I don’t understand the question

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 21, 2021 1:49 AM bookmarkflaglink

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 15:40 (two months ago) link

is there pizza on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?!?

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 July 2021 05:22 (two months ago) link

Mostly sad but kinda LOL

The lack of consequences should be everyone's takeaway from the Trump era - his followers certainly get it.

― Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:25 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's depressingly true.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:26 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the lack of consequences if you're white and cis

― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

very sneaky, cis

― there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, August 11, 2021 12:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 17:59 (two months ago) link

worst wedding I ever went to was when my auntie married this guy known as Yellow Eddie (he worked in a dye factory and looked like a yellow corpse) and I can't remember which stupid religion she'd converted to but the strongest drink there was appletiser.

― calzino, Friday, August 13, 2021 1:18 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao @ yellow eddie

― brimstead, Friday, August 13, 2021 1:30 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Eddie Yeller, worst pearl jam cover bandember ever

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, August 13, 2021 2:03 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yellow edbetter

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, August 13, 2021 2:20 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago)

criminally negligible (harbl), Friday, 13 August 2021 18:48 (two months ago) link

the Lawrence of Arabia cosplayer has called Biden "continuity Trump"

hadn't pegged him as a trenchant ILX politics poster

― in a bar, under the (seandalai), Thursday, 19 August 2021 09:40 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What does he roleplay when you peg him

― since you are a big fan of adult websites (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 August 2021 10:00 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 20 August 2021 10:03 (two months ago) link

if steve harvey was the next jeopardy host:

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How're you gonna ANSWER. Without PUTTIN it. In the form of a QUESTION! I mean DANG, Jason; you damn sure been watching this show since... since when?
"...like... the 80's..."
And you still gonna come on here and - you know what, I ain't even gon' stress, any of you other big brain baddies want some of this one?

― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2021 04:44 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:17 (one month ago) link

I just encountered the word "glocal" and may need to lie down for a while

― and after eel, you're my Wonder Wheel (Ye Mad Puffin)

was it written by thomas friedman y/n

― mookieproof

it’s how birds have oral sex

― Tracer Hand

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 27 August 2021 18:51 (one month ago) link

for sure, some of the best engineers on the planet are probably working for Tesla and SpaceX, Elon himself on the other hand seems to have no good car ideas at all. maybe I'm wrong!!

here's a fun story, my little brother owns a Tesla and something got messed up with the security system, idk if he hit the wrong button or something but the car just started freaking out, like honking and flashing lights and all that. apparently when it thinks its getting "broken into" the stereo system also starts playing Trans-Siberian Orchestra at max volume, which you can't turn off. the problem was my brother's wife and his 1-year old son were trapped in the car, and now there's this deafening music playing while my brother literally has to Google how to turn the shit off, and you just know fucking Elon Musk brought that up at some meeting, "ha ha, here is funny idea, also very smart because it disorient the thief, ha ha" and everyone around him is afraid to tell him no so they just start working 90 hour weeks instead of 80 to make it happen, and now my nephew might have hearing damage

― frogbs, Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:28 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Monday, 30 August 2021 08:52 (one month ago) link

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 30 August 2021 12:51 (one month ago) link

This week I learned mom knows who Brian Jones is. Sort of.

― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, August 28, 2021 2:09 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

She phoned a couple of days ago and mentioned that the drummer for the Rolling Stones died "again".

― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, August 28, 2021 2:11 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I said, no, this is the first time a drummer for the Rolling Stones has died, are you maybe thinking of the drummer for the Who?

And she said no, his name was Barry, who is Barry?

― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, August 28, 2021 2:13 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"You mean the guy from the Bee Gees?"

"No, the Rolling Stones."

Eventually we figured out that she was thinking of Brian Jones, but she thought he was the drummer and that his name was Barry.

"You don't know who Brian Jones is."

"Yes, I remember he wore yellow corduroy pants. Mustard yellow."

"OMG, you know who Brian Jones is."

― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, August 28, 2021 2:17 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 30 August 2021 18:45 (one month ago) link

Ha! Plus the Rutles stuff afterwards.

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 August 2021 19:36 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

that was cool, glad they did the whole song and not just part. What was that from?

― akm, Monday, September 13, 2021 3:54 PM bookmarkflaglink

that was my question too. apparently maya rudolph had a show with martin short?? it lasted 6 episodes.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, September 13, 2021 5:26 PM bookmarkflaglink

That sounds like plenty.

― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Wednesday, September 15, 2021 10:22 AM bookmarkflaglink

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:55 (one month ago) link

simple. elegant. excelsior.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 17:56 (one month ago) link

maybe he's born with it?

maybe it's excelsior

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:04 (one month ago) link

I wore a Dead Milkmen shirt and a fellow student ran out crying because her dad was a milkman who was dead

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, September 20, 2021 5:54 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:10 (one month ago) link

Lmfao

Nature's promise vs. Simple truth (bernard snowy), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:15 (one month ago) link

yeah that was great

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:17 (one month ago) link

Must be a problem for any punks going to college with the Kennedy kids.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:52 (one month ago) link

Well it soured it somewhat

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 20 September 2021 22:13 (one month ago) link

imo people are going to need to adjust their expectations about when and how they put energy into their cars. like, it mainly happens at home, and if you’re going far enough that you need to do it on the road then you’ll need to combine that with a bit of a break. a meal. watch something on your ipad. yes that feels less convenient than spending 5 minutes pumping poison into a tank but one of the tradeoffs is that you never have to pay $1000 to replace a $50 HVAC sensor or deal with a main seal or whatever.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, September 20, 2021 5:03 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'm fairly sure my uncle got an EV just to have an excuse to stop for a burger wherever he goes

― kinder, Monday, September 20, 2021 5:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

fair play

― Tracer Hand, Monday, September 20, 2021 5:51 PM bookmarkflaglink

You know that someone is going to have beef with electric cars

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, September 20, 2021 6:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:27 (four weeks ago) link

(I'm a simple man)

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:27 (four weeks ago) link

I think we should always keep a baseline yknow

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:48 (four weeks ago) link

Henceforth known as the beefline.

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:55 (four weeks ago) link

Anything below it will be considered unbeefhitting

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:57 (four weeks ago) link

i get my kicks above the waistline, bovine

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 15:31 (four weeks ago) link

I have no idea why this made me just lose it so badly:
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Fans of Sonic onion rings will know that they have a particular sweetness -- I found out yesterday it's because they soak the cut onions in their ice cream mix, or at least a variation on it, before breading.

― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Thursday, October 7, 2021 12:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

that also explains their peculiarly oniony ice cream

― hundreds of millions of (cat), Thursday, October 7, 2021 12:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

joygoat, Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:08 (one week ago) link

lol

mystery solved

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:25 (one week ago) link

I imagining some alternate universe where people complain "Man, I can't believe Hendrix went from Electric Ladyland to this bland Babyface shit! I bet Clapton wouldn't have done this had he survived that heroin overdose."

― birdistheword, Monday, October 11, 2021 5:45 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 17:40 (one week ago) link

Tweet: Colin Powell dies from Covid complications

The chemical weapons finally got him

― St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Monday, October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

adam t. (abanana), Monday, 18 October 2021 14:57 (two days ago) link

in the MCU, dr strange scans an incomprehensibly large number of possible futures for music consumption, desperately searching for timelines that restrain Hot Hot Heat to obscurity -- there's only one.

― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, October 18, 2021 12:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:31 (two days ago) link

I feel like there hasn’t been a lot of funny lately, what with all the creeping horror and impending doom in the world, but this got me good:

Can we be shown cool white evangelicals + Mike Love?

― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:47 (two hours ago) link

epistantophus, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 20:37 (three minutes ago) link


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