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at this point i just understand it as bants

the_bants_understander

this reminds me of the elevator incident and makes me wonder about the original trauma

xp think he misses you tbh, how long since there’s been a London FAP

what would the dream 6-person FAP be

don't answer that

ffs

Why are you like this

― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Keep going like this

what would the dream 6-person FAP be

i smell a poll!

lj should definitely start that poll

ILX Ladder Match: The Thread

mike f, three of his alts, vordul and some wite kid would be my pick.

depends on the connotations of "dream"

And of ‘FAP’.

in dreams ... I FAP ... with youuuu

And have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Dreams of FAPiness

That's good, sarahell! With a little modification would work on Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

I may go ahread and do so and give you credit.

I just feel we’re all enabling xyzzzzz’s kinks here, sicko.jpg

xyzzz please do not kidnap lj or cut off his ear ...

More worried about Alphie cutting off his own ear and mailing it to lj.

tfw you settle in for a jolly evening of posts at ilxor dot com.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/udEwV.jpg

1-877-Kars-4-Kids

suddenly the awkward promotional appearances for www.segs4vets.ngo come to mind. they would come on cardinals games 2-3 times a year, telling hundreds of thousands of viewers to support sex 4 vets (or so it seemed)

just a disastrous name of an organization, and clearly one that people had trouble criticizing or changing afterward

There's adverts in the UK for something called Bullion Online and I always hear it as bullying

*blue pedro intensifies*

LJ I don’t want to bump your twenty 20 thread so let me just say 1) I still don’t give a shit about cricket BUT 2) current match has the two best kits in the whole series

Also, Mumbai Indians is a stupid name.

agree about the kits. shame about the royals' ineptitude

Sequins ffs

I think that joke worked better in French.

my mom was a nurse and would say strange words like "impetigo" all of the time. so as a child, i thought he was singing "i got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, imhafotiga", which i understood to be a serious disease.

"got it bad, so bad, I'm Arthur Treacher"

first time i heard it, i figured "hot for" meant "i am hot, in the eyes of." and that the guy had "got it made, sooooo great" --- because his teacher thought he was hot and so he didn't need to study for tests.

that was how i heard it when i was a kid!!

#onemind

to assume the teacher would abandon all fairness and standards over hotness

i don't think DLR would ever

i'm hot on behalf of teacher

I'm hot whereto for teacher

i'm hot, grade 4 teacher

I'm hot for four teachers

teacher asked us to demonstrate Brownian motion for the rest of the class. we began to move about randomly, occasionally colliding with each other. Teacher asked me to move faster, collide more frequently. i'm hot for teacher.

I'm hoth for t-shirts

i'm han for shoot first

I'm Hoff for beacher

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RIP Mr. (scoops spoonful of peanut butter into mouth) Forfar

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) October 13, 2013