pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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The Teena Marie review is great (I feel like an, er, broken record, lol).

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

p4k should branch off into an oldies site that just does Sunday review type stuff 7 days a week

flopson, Monday, 5 October 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link

honestly, they should just wait 20 years before reviewing new albums, and then give ‘em the retrospective treatment.

(btw, brad – your Prince review is tremendous!)

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Monday, 5 October 2020 04:05 (three years ago) link

p4k should branch off into an oldies site that just does Sunday review type stuff 7 days a week

Their "classic album" last Sunday was the infamously slept-on 21 by Adele. Hmmm.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Monday, 5 October 2020 10:02 (three years ago) link

Critically it was stepped on.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 October 2020 10:15 (three years ago) link

the sunday review is often a very good, slept on record. but iirc the idea behind it was to feature any noteworthy album, good or bad, that's not in the review archive.

(not making a judgment on adele: i have only heard that one really awesome song that everyone loves)

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

the Bond theme?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

"what's my age again"

the typo doer (Simon H.), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link

honestly, they should just wait 20 years before reviewing new albums, and then give ‘em the retrospective treatment.

(btw, brad – your Prince review is tremendous!)

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Sunday, October 4, 2020 11:05 PM (yesterday)

Yeah, Brad's review of "Sign 'O' The Times" is up there with Michelangelo Matos' 33 1/3 book in regards to the best written works about The Purple One. Reviews like that are why I check Pitchfork each day.

p4k should branch off into an oldies site that just does Sunday review type stuff 7 days a week
Their "classic album" last Sunday was the infamously slept-on 21 by Adele. Hmmm.

― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Monday, October 5, 2020 6:02 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ya and it was really good... what’s ur pt

flopson, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

"Disco, invented by people whose existence was uncertain, was a way to turn fantasy into fact."

The conditions of their existence may have been uncertain, but they did indeed exist.

Freeze Instr., Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

are you sure

na (NA), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

Ontological and Epistemological Certainty (12" Disco Mix)

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

ya and it was really good... what’s ur pt

Half the Western world owns a copy of it, and it came out relatively recently. There's no need whatsover to be poring over it yet again when that slot could instead be used to tell us about a great record that relatively few people know about.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 10:01 (three years ago) link

Review don't exist simply to tell people that records exist though

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link

Brad's write-up is amazing, I love that the enthusiasm is tempered with this kind of academic distance

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

it's a real good piece; nails the best tracks imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

I'm with jon123 on this— it's really, truly not in anyone's interest to read another goddamn thinkpiece on fucking Adele.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

rollie pemberton on freestyle fellowship, killer

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/freestyle-fellowship-innercity-griots/

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

Pitchfork fired me...

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” Wasn’t Submitted for Grammys 2021


**BREAKING**

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 05:25 (three years ago) link

This tweet is like mainlining a cold can of Pitchfork Classic

.@MaryLattimore has the ability to pluck a string in a way that makes you instantly remember the taste of your fifth birthday cake https://t.co/cVCg6gW4b2

— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) October 13, 2020

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 06:56 (three years ago) link

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” Wasn’t Submitted for Grammys 2021

**BREAKING**

― Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, October 13, 2020 1:25 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It took two people to write this piece

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 09:41 (three years ago) link

Collaboration with Propublica?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 11:10 (three years ago) link

one to google, one to re-write

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

Nuts - they moved it way down to the bottom of the page (lol).

I'll make the obvious joke: that song's gonna be one DAP when it finally shows up at the 2022 awards.

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

fp

covidiot wind (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

ooooh that mary lattimore tweet is some good stuff

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

i never got a fifth birthday cake, what are they like

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

I’ve eaten five in one sitting, is that what it means(?)

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

(mary lattimore is great though everyone should listen to her!)
(just not fifth grade bday cake great)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

5 birthday cakes out of 5

jmm, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

saddest birthday was when i got a 3.75 cake

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

9 cakes but no BNM 😢

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p42cTOZbA1Y

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

Pitchfork lost interest in Cakes before his first album even came out
https://pitchfork.com/artists/30310-cakes-da-killa/

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

Looks like we have to give them credit here!

https://variety.com/2020/music/news/cardi-b-megan-thee-stallion-wap-grammy-award-1234803271/

the news was first reported by Pitchfork.

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

The Sunday review of INXS's Listen Like Thieves is very good. I thought this analysis was particularly dead-on:

Stacked with eminently catchy songs from top to bottom that sound evergreen in ways that evaded so much pop music from the same era, Listen Like Thieves is a classic “verge album”—think Fleetwood Mac, Soundgarden’s Badmotorfinger, R.E.M.’s Green, or U2’s The Unforgettable Fire—a mid-career highlight where a fully formed, fully confident band finds its footing at the precipice of something much bigger and maybe just beyond their control.

Albums like this are often my favorite in a band's catalog. Badmotorfinger definitely is.

I wish the writer had been willing to admit that yeah, the heir to INXS's throne really kinda is Maroon 5, but otherwise a really well-done piece.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 18 October 2020 12:06 (three years ago) link

The 1975 are the true heirs

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:13 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed this a great deal. When I had to review Kick for Pitchfork three years ago, I tried suggesting that LLT is the superior album.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:15 (three years ago) link

Longform: Rethinking Appropriation and Wokeness in Pop Music

I read this, and found it... confusing, not just on the level of individual sentences ("The neoliberal obsession with individualism crystallized, and focused growing social justice discourse on celebrities and eventually, to the burgeoning class of influencers made in their image"; "The visibility of artists offered an accessible entry point through which to understand discrepancies mitigated by the parameters of race"), but also just the overall thesis. That said, it was clearly written by, and for, people who are deeply engaged with the minutia of online discourse around these issues -- and so I guess "not for me." But insofar as it is a lot of intense writing that barely touches on "music" (or the enjoyment of music) at all, it left me feeling kind of hollow and bummed out.

bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

something is deeply wrong when people care this much whether WAP is grammy nom'd

billstevejim, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

yeah it's almost more annoying now that the Grammys try to be quasi relevant was at least funnier before when they gave best rap record to Wyclef's guest appearance on a Tony Bennett song

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

i've never understood who watches the grammy's or thinks they reward the best music

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

same people who cared about Taylor's pitchfork score

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

Also the people who see that Grammy recognition often ties to a career bump for those able to exploit it

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

in the short term it also translates to a concrete bump in streams/sales

glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

i agree that the grammys make sense to the music industry

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

it seems to work out pretty well on their end. it's the viewer that confuses me

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

I think it’s cool when artists I like win Grammys, but I don’t live or die by it.

bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link


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