Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

Not a standard they themselves apply to others, of course.

Yes, this would be more acceptable if all people involved would be willing to dial back the psychological and critical analysis of other people's posts.

This is a perennial post asking posters to refrain from applying larger pathologies to Branwell's posts-- even as someone who felt as if a line was crossed in their recent discourse and (gently, I hope) sought to establish a boundary, I value Branwell's contributions here and feel that they are subject to far more armchair psychology than any other regular poster

As someone who has had some WTF-ish exchanges with Branwell in the past, I agree with this 100%.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, October 3, 2020 5:29 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry i've crossed this, also fully agree

I don’t really understand Alphie’s comments in the book thread, but also please get off LJ’s dick for one thread please

Please subtweet probably by taking my name out of it and I will consider your request

*properly

I don’t understand the troll with all the books and his constant hunger for LJ’s attention, why must he do this even on his favourite board

Better.

Request status: "We love what's happening, thank you"

Why are you like this

at this point i just understand it as bants

the_bants_understander

this reminds me of the elevator incident and makes me wonder about the original trauma

xp think he misses you tbh, how long since there’s been a London FAP

what would the dream 6-person FAP be

don't answer that

ffs

Why are you like this

― seumas milm (gyac), Monday, 5 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Keep going like this

what would the dream 6-person FAP be

i smell a poll!

lj should definitely start that poll

ILX Ladder Match: The Thread

mike f, three of his alts, vordul and some wite kid would be my pick.

depends on the connotations of "dream"

And of ‘FAP’.

in dreams ... I FAP ... with youuuu

And have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Dreams of FAPiness

That's good, sarahell! With a little modification would work on Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

I may go ahread and do so and give you credit.

I just feel we’re all enabling xyzzzzz’s kinks here, sicko.jpg

xyzzz please do not kidnap lj or cut off his ear ...

More worried about Alphie cutting off his own ear and mailing it to lj.

tfw you settle in for a jolly evening of posts at ilxor dot com.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/udEwV.jpg

1-877-Kars-4-Kids

suddenly the awkward promotional appearances for www.segs4vets.ngo come to mind. they would come on cardinals games 2-3 times a year, telling hundreds of thousands of viewers to support sex 4 vets (or so it seemed)

just a disastrous name of an organization, and clearly one that people had trouble criticizing or changing afterward

There's adverts in the UK for something called Bullion Online and I always hear it as bullying

*blue pedro intensifies*

LJ I don’t want to bump your twenty 20 thread so let me just say 1) I still don’t give a shit about cricket BUT 2) current match has the two best kits in the whole series

Also, Mumbai Indians is a stupid name.

agree about the kits. shame about the royals' ineptitude

Sequins ffs

I think that joke worked better in French.

my mom was a nurse and would say strange words like "impetigo" all of the time. so as a child, i thought he was singing "i got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, imhafotiga", which i understood to be a serious disease.

"got it bad, so bad, I'm Arthur Treacher"

first time i heard it, i figured "hot for" meant "i am hot, in the eyes of." and that the guy had "got it made, sooooo great" --- because his teacher thought he was hot and so he didn't need to study for tests.

that was how i heard it when i was a kid!!

#onemind

to assume the teacher would abandon all fairness and standards over hotness

i don't think DLR would ever

i'm hot on behalf of teacher

I'm hot whereto for teacher