Tom Waits also works
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link
i'm going with tindersticks guy doing pillowtalk in your ear voice
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
followed by a trombone solo
the most tasteful
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
i'm hearing charli xcx tbr
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 11 September 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
Then he’s stupid https://t.co/jeYiCPfevP— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) September 15, 2020
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link
does a white check mean anything?? e.g. https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott
― rip van wanko, Monday, 21 September 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
that you have twitter in dark mode?
― mh, Monday, 21 September 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Whispers: technically, it’s a white check mark— Blake News (@blakehounshell) July 16, 2020
― jaymc, Monday, 21 September 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
ok that's it lol xp
― rip van wanko, Monday, 21 September 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link
Make this German lady a twitter power user
This german woman who responds with random out of pocket shit on everyones tweets is my new favorite twitter account pic.twitter.com/jYzr3ieyUz— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) September 23, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
Lol at
Where does mentally ill come in?
In the eye
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
Twitter gone stale for anyone else? Can’t see anything more recent than an hour ago
― stet, Thursday, 15 October 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
Hm yeah one of the last tweets I can see is something from an hour ago, saying the notifications service seems to have gone down.
― lukas, Thursday, 15 October 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
my few most recent tweets aren't showing up including ones i posted weeks ago
― ciderpress, Thursday, 15 October 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
Back I think
― lukas, Thursday, 15 October 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
my feed is working but my tweets it deleted are still gone
― ciderpress, Thursday, 15 October 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
now one of the missing ones is back but a different one is gone instead
― ciderpress, Friday, 16 October 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
theyve flushed the cache m8
Unfortunately, the change emptied our caches (the things that keep Tweets ready to load quickly) and you all had trouble Tweeting and seeing Tweets. As our caches warmed back up, with our teams speeding up this process 🙏, Twitter has been restoring for the last few hours.— Michael Montano (@michaelmontano) October 16, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 October 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link
Would you rather be respected or liked? Imagine if we didn’t have “Like” buttons, but instead, we had “Respect” buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?— Tim Tebow (@TimTebow) October 16, 2020
makes you think
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
why choose? wouldn't it be better to both like and respect a @timtebow tweet
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
It would be cool if there was both a like button and a like like button.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
that's another great idea
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
twitter needs a lot more buttons
web design has gotten stale. everything looks the same. go to kotaku. go to polygon. go to ars technica. those are all of the websites, and they're all exactly the same.
we need to go back to the way things once were, with individual buttons for every possible task
https://i.imgur.com/5Mrf4H4.jpg
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jqQkpFziDz8/TFL4oip3joI/AAAAAAAABO4/j0UCYBeIvoo/s1600/likelike.gif
like like button
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 October 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
time to resurrect rodney dangerfield and add a "no respect" button
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
i have enjoyed, for the last six weeks or so, getting sponsored tweets from or about sports teams that have already been eliminated from their playoffs
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 October 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
lol @ doc, that was exactly what i was thinking ofalso:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYQNlWQ4UY
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link
twitter should bring back the failwhale and just randomly disconnect for at least 37 non-consecutive hours a week
― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:35 (three years ago) link
the biggest problem with the internet is that it's always on. i would like eight hours of enforced outage please.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
Would it be possible to tell if Tebow is suffering from CTE?
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 17 October 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link
Americans and Brits squabbling about food seems to be trending (being reacted to) a lot more than usual on Twitter over the last couple of days and I have no idea what triggered it.
― nashwan, Sunday, 18 October 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
Bake off
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link
ffs
― nashwan, Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link
this new york post thing seems like it didn’t go great
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
about as effective as when they sent robot ninjas to take out Robocop in Robocop 3
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link
its pretty funny that they just tried emails again
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
tbf it worked last time
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
u gotta switch it up emails are old news, plus the roll out was very poor
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Damn, we lost @theshrillest
Anyone know why?
― lukas, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Ezekiel Kweku joins @nytopinion as politics editor. Read more in this note from @katiekings, @marymsuh and @cgreensit: https://t.co/lScseDObjT— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) September 9, 2020
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link
I recognize this is good for the country but :p
― lukas, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
Dud.
Whenever I do this, I think of flight 93 (9/11). How did the passengers decide whether to rush the cockpit/hijackers, and attempt to retake control of plane?They voted pic.twitter.com/bA7F4AD6en— Scott Galloway (@profgalloway) October 28, 2020
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link
what happened to the plane— coffee (@coffee) October 28, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
loooool
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
the plane was re-elected
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
you never hear about the flight 93 passengers who voted against rushing the cockpit
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
the green party voters wanted to hold their breath while rushing the cockpit to avoid excess co2 emissions
― cointelamateur (m bison), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link