Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

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i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, this was the one good thing i ever done on Twitter, and it took a month of basically flagging every post they made
― Neanderthal, Friday, September 11, 2020

i'm enjoying singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" in my best Mark Sandman voice to the tune of Buena
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, September 11, 2020

i was hearing it in BB King's voice tbh
― Neanderthal, Friday, September 11, 2020 7:07 PM

Tom Waits also works
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, September 11, 2020

i'm going with tindersticks guy doing pillowtalk in your ear voice
― Karl Malone, Friday, September 11, 2020

followed by a trombone solo
― Karl Malone, Friday, September 11, 2020

i'm hearing charli xcx tbr
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, September 11, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:44 (one week ago) link

Nick Cave, for some reason I don’t quite understand. Must be a flashback to my youth.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:50 (one week ago) link

jj cale

budo jeru, Friday, 11 September 2020 21:53 (one week ago) link

Captain Beefheart

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 11 September 2020 21:59 (one week ago) link

isaac brock

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:03 (one week ago) link

I think I’m with map

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:06 (one week ago) link

xp map’s first answer in the op, anyway

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:07 (one week ago) link

I hear it as the chorus of big contemporary country song (male vocalist):

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
I'm online doin' things that you'd never understand
You stay safe and shallow in the ILX pool
I'll be divin' deep on Twitter, chasin' every damn fool

Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:14 (one week ago) link

Chuck D

... (Eazy), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:16 (one week ago) link

Nick Cave, for some reason I don’t quite understand. Must be a flashback to my youth.

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, September 11, 2020 4:50 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the first name that came to my mind too haha

ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:17 (one week ago) link

(also, top-notch Music Row, morrisp)

... (Eazy), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:18 (one week ago) link

I got a homophobic
(Got a homophobic)
I got a bigot wine farmer permabanned
It's wonderful to see it
It's certainly a thrill

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:18 (one week ago) link

Well, I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a brand new key

这是我的显示名称 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:19 (one week ago) link

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Is he permabanned enough that we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or permaban this homophobic bigot wine farmer

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:22 (one week ago) link

Gotahomophobicbigotwinefarmerpermabanned
If you say it loud enough, he might also get shitcanned

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:28 (one week ago) link

Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
From Soho down to Brighton I must’ve seen them all

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:32 (one week ago) link

Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
His hair was perfect

emil.y, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:35 (one week ago) link

ooooh, tonight

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:40 (one week ago) link

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned on Reddit
Just to watch him die

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:43 (one week ago) link

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, flagged every tweet that he posted, man, took a month but people were grateful... Hot Freaks!

BrianB, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:43 (one week ago) link

Bruce ala Jungleland intro.

earlnash, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:46 (one week ago) link

Stuart Murdoch

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:46 (one week ago) link

well fuck, now it's mike doughty

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:58 (one week ago) link

Steve Earle

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:59 (one week ago) link

dizzee rascal

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 12 September 2020 00:03 (one week ago) link

It kind of works to the tune of Peter Murphy’s I’ve Got a Miniature Secret Camera!

epistantophus, Saturday, 12 September 2020 01:25 (one week ago) link

The Wurzels - Combine Harvester

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Saturday, 12 September 2020 02:06 (one week ago) link

Wasn't this the Primitive Radio Gods' less feted sophomore single?

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 September 2020 02:42 (one week ago) link

Beck

MarkoP, Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:05 (one week ago) link

Ray Stevens

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:13 (one week ago) link

Ian Dury

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:13 (one week ago) link

Lyle Lanley

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:21 (one week ago) link

All day long
I felt like
Getting a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
But instead
I came here
And told people to fuck themselves until I got 51-ed

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 September 2020 03:27 (one week ago) link

i got a homophobic
I got a bigot wine farmer
UH!
i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

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peace, man, Saturday, 12 September 2020 05:35 (one week ago) link

george benson, all scatty style.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Saturday, 12 September 2020 05:54 (one week ago) link

alternately, keith jarrett in his off-mic old lady scatting voice.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Saturday, 12 September 2020 05:57 (one week ago) link

Karl Hyde

jaymc, Saturday, 12 September 2020 06:12 (one week ago) link

stephen malkmus

Roz, Saturday, 12 September 2020 06:23 (one week ago) link

i  got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned in every part of town
i don't hate him but i know him i don't want him hanging around

neith moon (ledge), Saturday, 12 September 2020 07:09 (one week ago) link

Roger Miller (as in "King of the road")

Mark G, Saturday, 12 September 2020 07:39 (one week ago) link

"I got a
whoamophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
he shouted bout his free speech and didn't understand"

Mark G, Saturday, 12 September 2020 07:43 (one week ago) link

The Wurzels

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 08:39 (one week ago) link

Stephin Merritt

mise róna (seandalai), Saturday, 12 September 2020 10:11 (one week ago) link

Noddy Holder

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 10:29 (one week ago) link

Tom Jones to the tune of "It's Not Unusual".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:32 (one week ago) link

Steven Tyler, singing "Sweet Emotion":

Stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

you’re crying, I’m farting (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:51 (one week ago) link

Lyle Lanley


The ring came off my pudding can

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 12 September 2020 12:06 (one week ago) link

I’m imagining it sung with a twangy voice in an upbeat, moderately fast country song for some reason

josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:10 (one week ago) link

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That's what my baby feeds me
Cos I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:57 (one week ago) link

xp That’s what I’m talkin’ about! (See my post upthread)

Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:07 (one week ago) link

Timbuk 3 dude

cwkiii, Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:17 (one week ago) link

oh, now that you mention it, Butterfly from Shabazz Palaces

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 00:50 (one week ago) link

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:31 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ayyyyyy

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, September 12, 2020 4:40 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gut busting laughter

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 September 2020 02:04 (one week ago) link

Norah Jones

davey, Sunday, 13 September 2020 05:16 (one week ago) link

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 13 September 2020 10:57 (one week ago) link

rubber band man wild as the taliban
9 in my right, 45 in my other hand
call me trouble man, always in trouble man
got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Sunday, 13 September 2020 11:58 (one week ago) link

Lol

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 September 2020 12:10 (one week ago) link

Malkmus

Leighton Buzzword (dog latin), Sunday, 13 September 2020 12:36 (one week ago) link

The Arab Strap

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 September 2020 13:59 (one week ago) link

I got 21 seconds to flow
I got 21 seconds to go
'cause if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:04 (one week ago) link

Richard Dawson

where do all these unsold amps go? (gaudio), Sunday, 13 September 2020 18:23 (one week ago) link

Now that fgti has chimed in, i can also point out this slips into "Lewis Takes Off His Shirt" with a little effort

And for me I am a vector / I am muscle, I am bone
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned / This is all I know

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 19:34 (one week ago) link

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

peace, man, Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:07 (one week ago) link

Next pre-covers project, I call dibs on The Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permaband

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:40 (one week ago) link

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

underrated!

naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:52 (one week ago) link

People say Yo Humpty, you really funny lookin
That’s allright cause I get things cookin
I like my nose big and I like my girls permatanned
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Siegbran, Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:42 (one week ago) link

“I once got busy in an AOL chat room”

Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:55 (one week ago) link

Come on brother, join the band,
Come on sisters, clap your hands,
Tell everybody that's in the land,
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:17 (one week ago) link

Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
Cos you're a homophobic bigot wine farmer
And I got you permabanned

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:20 (one week ago) link

The dogs on Main Street howl 'cause they understand
If I could reach one moment into my hand
Mister I ain't a boy, no I'm a man
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lily Dale, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:59 (one week ago) link

An old homophobic bigot wine farmer
turned ninety eight
Got permabanned
and died the next day

Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 06:55 (one week ago) link

Icona Pop

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2020 07:02 (one week ago) link

Regrets, I've had a few / but then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do / and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 07:18 (one week ago) link

Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You could say she's got it all

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 14 September 2020 08:39 (one week ago) link

With twenty years of drugs and drink
I thought the time had come to think
About standing up and saying that
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

grebo shot first (Noel Emits), Monday, 14 September 2020 09:26 (one week ago) link

Some folks look for answers
Others look for fights
Some folks up in treetops
Just look to see the sights
I can tell your future
Look what's in your hand
I got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

peace, man, Monday, 14 September 2020 12:23 (one week ago) link

I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room walls
Maybe I've crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls
But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

davey, Monday, 14 September 2020 12:42 (one week ago) link

Once there was this kid who
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white

Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 12:56 (one week ago) link

This land is your land
This land is my land
We got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer permabanned

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 14 September 2020 13:27 (one week ago) link

Well you wake up in the morning
You hear the work bell ring
You march up to the table
You see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table
Ain't no pork up in the pan
But you got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer banned

(Okay but what's a "wine farmer"? I mean, there are grape farmers, and there are vintners.)

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 13:57 (one week ago) link

Wine Farmer was his actual username!

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 14:22 (one week ago) link

Neanderthal, thanks for clarifying. I apologize if that sounded snippy.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:13 (one week ago) link

Lol it didn't sound snippy, you're good. I just found it funny that this was the name they chose.

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:44 (one week ago) link

Alex Cameron

dorsalstop, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:55 (one week ago) link

okay then, to get back to Blake:

Bigot farmer, farming grapes,
In the forests of the apes,
What immortal hand
or eye
Can get thee banned
Permanentlye?

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:03 (one week ago) link

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (one week ago) link

Once upon time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime
Permabanned a wine
Farmer homophobic bigot
Didn't you

This night you are mistaken
I'm a farmer in the city
Dark farm houses 'gainst the sky
Every night I must wonder why
Harness on the left nail
Keeps wrinkling, wrinkling
Then higher above me
E e e so o o
Can't go by a man from Rio
Go by a man from Vigo
Can't go by a man from Ostia
Hey, Ninetto
Remember that dream?
We talked about it so many times
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21
Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21

pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:34 (one week ago) link

very pleased with this thread blossoming btw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 02:36 (one week ago) link

excellent thread material.

Got no reason for being a homophobic bigot wine farmer
There's no reason
When I look on your eyes then I find that I'll do fine
When I look on your eyes then I'll do better

I was the one who let you know
I was the one who got you permabanned on twitter

Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 07:25 (one week ago) link

You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap in a pig pen
Got a homophobic bigot -- wine farmer permabanned

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 09:02 (one week ago) link

Cause I'm your lady
And you are my man
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I can
To get a homophobe wine farmer
Bigot winemaker banned

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:05 (one week ago) link

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:11 (one week ago) link

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-Band

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:17 (one week ago) link

Er war ein homophober bigotter Weinbauer und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Er war Superstar, er war populär
Er war so exaltiert, because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose, war ein Rockidol
Und jede rief "Come permaban him Neanderthaler!"

Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:24 (one week ago) link

Bigot homophobic wine farmer, can you dig your man?
He's a permabanned

peace, man, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:22 (one week ago) link

Hey, you, get off my cloud!
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am, homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:51 (one week ago) link

It was twenty years ago today, dig it
Neander permabanned a wine bigot
So let me introduce to you
The social justice warrior man
Who got a homophobic wine farmer baaaaaanned

(Horn section breakdown)

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:25 (six days ago) link


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