The Locking of the Avril Thread

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the music mole's simile is apt.
i wish i didn't write so crap

(Sorry about that lame-ass rhyme,
I have neither the creativity nor time
To conjure up something worthwhile
But at least it's more fun than turning dials!)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Here's my personal favourite. It reminds me of Erasmus Darwin:

Let me repeat, J0hn, I do think it's relevant;
All binaries compel us to privilege one element.
You say you weren't privileging 'roots' above 'becoming'
Then why did you say 'roots' without 'becoming' was 'just' something?

You wanted to have your cake and eat it too;
Eating without having wasn't good enough for you?

-- Momus

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't read any of this crap, but man do i love raccoons!!

http://www.fisherycrisis.com/racoons.jpg

― Bull from 'Night Court' (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:30 (nineteen years ago) link

the truth about momus' eye

http://www.loomcom.com/raccoons/gallery/jpegs/bite-face1.jpg

― Bull from 'Night Court' (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:31 (nineteen years ago) link

they eat food with their tiny hands like people!!

http://www.loomcom.com/raccoons/gallery/jpegs/tea-party8.jpg

― Bull from 'Night Court' (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:33 (nineteen years ago) link

they also wash it, which is why giving them soap is so much fun!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (nineteen years ago) link

(fuck washing a racoon etc)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:24 (nineteen years ago) link

binaries of necessity privilege one element.
this is why we should reject them

J0hn, your position here is absurd
He who doesn't use binaries doesn't use words!

The difference between our positions is, dontchaknow
Mine is pragmatic, yours braggadocio

I reject binaries after I've ridden 'em
You use them daily, but then -- whoops -- you've hidden 'em!

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Momus, could it be your antics
Owe something to Tibetan tantrics?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously someone say BLURILLAZ or post the picture of gareth staring at the phone or something and we can lock this bitch

the picture of gareth i wish i had,
here's the next best thing instead

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/eb5f5b5_m40c466cd/bc/8cf0/__sr_/140f.jpg?phKht1ABPIz6nA8g

ken in new york as he pretends
to be gareth who would stand

on the road with pint in hand
with phone he can't comprehend

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:29 (nineteen years ago) link

M, I don't claim
not to use them myself:

I only assert
that your "use then discard" claim

is hogwash:
which it is.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

("why we should reject them":
well, we should! that we don't or can't as of yet

oughtn't reduce us
to models of partisanship

like your good
self.)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

(as a final aside before we return
to the question you successfully derailed

us from, namely, your inexplicable
defense of Vice and its open,

demonstrated, asked-and-answered
racism:

"I use them and discard them" makes me wonder
if it's cool with you

for a person to vote Bush
as long as she isn't registered Republican.)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Is riding and rejecting binaries
Dualism - in nondual finery?

The reason being, if I say
I discard my theories every day
Could this harden into another lie
More dogma with which to live life by?

Its seems through words it can't be settled
Can a theory grasp the nettle?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/mkglove.jpg
http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/cncious.jpg
http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/maddctr.jpg

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. This is sure a lot more interesting than when threads get locked at the evangelical christian message board I used to hang out at!

― Kevin Erickson, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

I still want that lasergator!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I forget, what did the raccoon have to do with anything?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

let's talk more about the 'mods on salary' concept.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/gallery/avrilwedding/avrilwedding01.jpg?size=l

Kinda moot now, innit

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the deep poetry battle between darnlelle and momus would be awesome if they were both actually famous.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://blog.oregonlive.com/steveduin/2007/07/large_scan0001.jpg

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I am looking for the original Avril thread. I can't even remember what it was about! ...Avril?

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

If you met Avril Lavigne at a party and she was well drunk would you lie to her about her music in the hope of copping a feel?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Snap! I never thought that one would be it.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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