pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Another review which doesn't tell you a whole lot about what the music actually sounds like. (There's a brief paragraph about the backing tracks just before the end.)

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/run-the-jewels-rtj4/

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

that's annoying cause the production is largely what keeps that record down imho

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

that's a good review, you should know what Run the Jewels sounds like by now

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

Though I think this sentence (which hyperlinks to his Atlanta speech) is trying to truffle-fry Killer Mike

While his real-world politics aren’t as anarchic as his songs, sound bites, and even shirts suggest, and his black capitalist position does defang his “eat the rich” sloganeering some, Mike is still capable of reeling off devastating combinations in that rubbery voice of his.

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

Despite his apparent lack of a body count, "Killer" Mike...

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

"Mad Dog" Mattis.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link

eh... that's a stretch

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

"his positions are more nuanced than his slogans would suggest" is not nearly as blatant or puerile an attempt at shaming as "noted music revolutionary eats truffle fries in a fancy hotel restaurant"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

that's a good review, you should know what Run the Jewels sounds like by now

No, I think a review should try a bit harder than just doing a big long run-through of the lyric sheet. The vast majority of people in the world don't know who Run The Jewels are, let alone have familiarity with the intricacies of their sound. Their last album got to 13 in the US and 38 in the UK. They're not a household name.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

the vast majority of people in the world aren't going to Pitchfork.com to read about some band they've never heard of, but go off

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

this is one of the weirdest ILX bugbears. like is not the most tedious part of any 33 1/3 book when the writer goes through like a chapter going "then the vocals leap up in a dynamic swoop as cymbals crash and a plodding bassline thuds like a hailstorm, a crescendo that leads to the chorus" about an album you've heard 20 times and can pull up on Spotify any time

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

... no? The most tedious part is the section where the author talks about how as song reminds him how sad he is that Johnny doesn't call him back anymore and describes Johnny's backpack for five pages.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

fine, second-most tedious

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

is not the most tedious part of any 33 1/3 book when the writer goes through like a chapter going "then the vocals leap up in a dynamic swoop as cymbals crash and a plodding bassline thuds like a hailstorm, a crescendo that leads to the chorus" about an album you've heard 20 times and can pull up on Spotify any time

depends on the writer

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

I don't think I follow what we're complaining about anymore lol

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

it's not a binary, ladies and gentlemen

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

A writer can provide historical context and explain how a song works; in my experience the two are interdependent.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

A bunch of the Sunday reviews have done that well I think

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

one person who does it well posted nineteen minutes ago

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

it's not a binary, ladies and gentlemen
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, June 5, 2020 7:31 PM (nineteen minutes ago)

A writer can provide historical context and explain how a song works; in my experience the two are interdependent.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, June 5, 2020 7:36 PM

A bunch of the Sunday reviews have done that well I think
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, June 5, 2020 7:47 PM

one person who does it well posted nineteen minutes ago
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, June 5, 2020 7:50 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGmMB1cDEFw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

lol it's obv I meant Br@d, right?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

it's a good lol though

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

That was pro, ulysses

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

this is one of the weirdest ILX bugbears. like is not the most tedious part of any 33 1/3 book when the writer goes through like a chapter going "then the vocals leap up in a dynamic swoop as cymbals crash and a plodding bassline thuds like a hailstorm, a crescendo that leads to the chorus" about an album you've heard 20 times and can pull up on Spotify any time

I actually like when an insightful writer breaks down a song (musically) to explain what makes it work -- the 33 1/3 book on Dummy did a pretty good job of this (to give 1 example). I find the sections that do a close reading of the lyrics to be a lot more superfluous.
Also, daily pitchfork reviews are reviewing new albums, so presumably you haven't heard them 20 times already.

enochroot, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed all of the music theory in the 33 1/3 on Aja.

jaymc, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

Former poster col did it quite well in his Bowie books.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

Oh, I had no idea that he ever posted here! (I know him exclusively through Twitter.)

jaymc, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Is that him what wrote Colony and the book on Low?

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

Alfred's talking about Chris O'Leary (also didn't know he posted here though!)

dip to dup (rob), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

No, I believe he's the one behind the Pushing Ahead of the Dame Bowie song-by-song blog and the two resulting books compiled from that.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

he posted here at the height of Eagles/Elton madness.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

That makes me feel better! Colony was excellent, the 33 1/3 on Low not so much.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

I am optimistic that soneday someone will figure out how to write about music

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

DON: Well, yeah.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

I haven't been able to access this cursed site for the last 2 days

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

it doesn't open on safari on my iphone. hasn't for a long time.

na (NA), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

I'm using chrome on an android phone and my laptop. Usually works fine.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

no worries, i'll fill you in

kate nv is 8.0 good, but not 8.3 BNM good
haim is on tiny desk
sandy alex g is now alex g again
a new song was shared, appearances were made on late night shows
huey lewis maintains a good sense of humor about his life and career

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

Can't believe I'm missing that Huey Lewis piece

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

Huey Lewis dealing with losing his hearing and career is a lot more interesting than most

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

Also:

The Best IPAs of 2020 (So Far)

Charging for Brewskis™ (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Big IPAs (High Tides and Green Grass)

on the plus side the Modern Nature band they reviewed today is fucking awesome how did I not know about this band???

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

Huey Lewis dealing with losing his hearing

get that man a new drug

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

the huey lewis video is great

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

i was a little bummed by the new Modern Nature release, but their album from last year (I think) was awesome.

bonus if you like both, ums

both of those Ultimate Painting guys seem to be pretty much worth following no matter what they do.

alpine static, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

did anyone cancel or postpone a tour due to Covid?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

alpine - all new to me will check out the other one

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link

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— Pitchfork Union (@p4kunion) June 18, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

yeah, some big shit

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link


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