Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

I think anyone who has ever been in a working environment with one too many alpha-male types being the norm will have met a Wrighty or two in their lifetime.

honestly think Wright has grown as a personality and a pundit the last few years

yeah i think thats also true tbh

think hes open to being told hes wrong, seems to have a sense of humour about disagreement that for instance and to pick two very obvious examples, the likes of shearer or keane dont and could never dream of developing

I wouldn't say he's an alpha male type either, he laughs far too much for that

Shearer seems a much worse character than him tbf and I certainly don't want to listen to that cunt's ep of D.I.D. either. I'd get the load of these poppy wearing cunts in a deathpit tbh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-51580401

Classic entitled United fan

omg!

he could have at least told him that Man Utd's next title challenge will be coming soon enough .. in the championship.

Of course I'm biased but klopp's reply is just beautiful

Should've told the little twat to fuck off tbh

im sure the first draft was close enough to it

I also hold a modicum of inexplicable goodwill towards Ian Wright

I liked it when he astutely identified that James Rodriguez had had a little look, vs Uruguay, in 2014

Jurgen Klopp, on the other hand, seems to be an almost obnoxiously pleasant human being, a real "Mary Sue"

Shankly would have told that entitled little shit he'd be lucky to get a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking after penning a letter like that.

man fuck klopp for real, toothy git

8-(

Wrighty's original Mr. Pigdin moment actually did make me more favourably disposed to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omPdemwaNzQ

he is still an annoying arse though

While we're traducing footballers we don't know, I have an irrational hatred of Jordan Pickford

Pickford seems like an irritant alright

but Kasper Schmeichel really grinds my gears

Gonna make a spin-off thread for ILF

Footballers you hate

How Lossl never managed to usurp Pickford might be some form of nominative determinism

alli benched

p sure that goal will stand

Terrible defending but great finish l

yup. 5 at the back beaten by one pass.

stream skipped what all fucking cunts should i blame

back five is pointless if nobody ever moves

jesus chelsea are making this look like a small pitch

seen the goal. rotten flatfoot reactive arah fuckit defending

"oh thats brilliant"

fuck off. thats an entire club generation of full backs who dont think they ever have to look at defending their flank

fuckin gutless lazy stuff everywhere you look

jesus youd pay to play us if your team was in a sticky patch

eccentric Pepe

I think I’m resigned to never understanding the handball rule. Does protecting your face count as a ‘natural position’?

Signature Palace result today, ground out undeserved 1-0 against fellow strugglers c u next season d00ds lol

Crap start for Wolves....until that Jota goal.

Great sequence.

Jota en fuego lately Jesus

nice to go in front first for once

Yeah. Fairly unremarkable match other than those but can't ask for better on your second match in a week.

Also basically can rotate a bit for second leg of Espanyol, long as they don't lose 5-0

Three!!! Raul back on the sheet.

But man Jota almost had his second hattie in a week

couldn't believe that hitting the post. great counter attack.

need this win today, it's fucking unseemly being behind Burnley

boy we've missed Jota

If only Watford can draw Man U

the superstitious part of me wishes these commentators would stop doing Norwich's obituary for the moment

lol yeah.

Man U up 2.

Watford lost a goal due to VAR.

damn

absolute magic from Martial

(ftr I'm not rooting against Man U to be a dick, purely for table positioning lol)

⚽️ Manchester United vs Watford | Anthony Martial (GOAL!!!) 58' #MUNWAT pic.twitter.com/v5WEuuzGam

— D9INE (@D9INE_ENGLAND) February 23, 2020