Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

🚨 bruce labruce sassed me back on twitter 🚨

i mean, everyone knows i'm an opinionated asshole, but that opinion is correct. it takes sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies to think that you deserve that amount of adulation and power over others. don't really understand why that's controversial.

i was just in NYC for a wedding (queer) and got cruised a bunch and then re-installed Grindr, scrolled around for 15 minutes, then uninstalled it again lol.

well i'd go with *most* celebrities... % of pols likely close to 100

here's some news everyone can use: i love getting checked out in public

same!

👍👍

👀👀

happened to me on the train the other week!

enjoy it before youre decrepit!

Never happened to me. Must be nice.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ilOAXnuMz/

It's happened to you.

Is that the Spiderman twerp?

hello! i engaged in a new activity with a man yesterday
it is something i have never done before
any guesses????
it seems to be ALL THE RAVE right now

pee?

Consensual asexuality?

map!!!!

doin' it to bad rave soundtrack

lol

girl you know i'm a Lebanese kid from Long Island, you know i already done that

hahaha

my other guess is .. sounding? what is all the rage right now anyways

ummm... first of all i am clearly showing my age thinking the expression was "ALL THE RAVE"

and second you totally already nailed it mappy

Which guess by map? Why not both? At the same time?

omg NO i cannot sound, that seriously sounds ridiculous
no i uh... quenched some guy's thirst tbh
I DIDN'T HATE IT

*coughdrop* I think there's a thread for this, winky emoji

i know i'm so sorry, you're totally right

that reminds me, today is the 20th anniv of the film Fight Club!

"Urine is sterile. You can drink it."

a supergay classic btw

https://thequietus.com/articles/27232-fight-club-anniversary

(The novel famously introduced the word “snowflake” into the political vocabulary, but its context is less often noted. In the film, Tyler says “you are not a unique snowflake” while ordering around a group of men working in his garden as an attempt at indoctrination).

I did not know this.

you are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world

and boy are we

hi Brad!!! Brad i have always loved our shared music taste. have you been on these threads before???

I Lost My Coughdrop in El Se-culo

hi, Brad! If you're gonna hang out here, get used to stale jokes and fresh gays, or stale jokes and staler gays.

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hi i have only ever lurked on the gay thread before. awfully gay in here tbh

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, October 9, 201

The cough drop thread. Omg.

the other day i said to someone, "i used to bounce around on dicks like it was my job."

and then i paused for a second, and was like, "wait, it WAS my job!"

lol.

escorting diary

oh hey, yeah! "i can feel your spirit!" wow.

how did I miss that thread??

actually I guess I wasn’t really reading ILX at the time but still wow

lol i had no idea!!!!!

sell the film rights, map

i'm supposed to have a date on dry land tonight... i feel like, really, i have to seem interesting at a restaurant? can't we just cut to the chase? like i have enough friends

u never know, surm

awwwww was that MORBS being optimistic??????? i feel like i'm...melting

I think he meant you could end up throwing up at the table.

tho i'm also in a place of my life where if it doesn't feel like he's into it, i'll cut him off so fast it'll make his head spin
i tell you, nothing brings clarity to your love life like the dissolution of an 18-year relationship

i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now

WINTER

Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020