Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020

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thank you for being a fiend

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2020 17:51 (three months ago) link

jeez Sarah Jessica needs some work

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 17:59 (three months ago) link

lol @ you both

surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:01 (three months ago) link

i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now

― surm, Monday, January 6, 2020 11:44 AM

i suggest modeling it on Rock Hudson's in Pillow Talk

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:02 (three months ago) link

omg. so hot. now i just need a party line!
also: i've been listening to a LOT of Doris Day. in the morning when i get ready. gay much?

surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:04 (three months ago) link

que sera sera

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:05 (three months ago) link

queer sera sera!

surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:09 (three months ago) link

We missed a bet not calling this thread FEAST OF THE ASS.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:12 (three months ago) link

#culo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:13 (three months ago) link

hieeeee

clouds, Monday, 6 January 2020 22:54 (three months ago) link

hey girl hey!

surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 23:00 (three months ago) link

i'm having a situation with a coworker and i'm about to lose it on his straight white male ass
good morning!

surm, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:32 (three months ago) link

that was super uncomfortable.

surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:14 (three months ago) link

i'm about to lose it on his straight white male ass

I am sure we're all reading this the correct way.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:44 (three months ago) link

Also, remind me what day again the Feast of the Ass is? I think I'm out of town.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:45 (three months ago) link

Tuesdays are bad for me.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:57 (three months ago) link

ummmmmmmm so when are you getting married!??!??!?!?!?

surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 19:32 (three months ago) link

(not on a Tuesday i guess)

surm, Thursday, 9 January 2020 19:44 (three months ago) link

No but I hope to make Feast of the Ass the reception theme!

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:04 (three months ago) link

We're looking to do it in late September or early October.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:05 (three months ago) link

Ass hysteria!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 January 2020 20:12 (three months ago) link

i'm glad you waited to do it, v quaint

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:46 (three months ago) link

Quaint misbehavin'

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:49 (three months ago) link

perfect time for a wedding. October weddings are my absolute favorite. perfect time to wear a jacket.

surm, Friday, 10 January 2020 16:01 (two months ago) link

Hi queers. Holidays were a shit-show for me emotionally but I’m excited to be alive and mobile on this dreary day

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 10 January 2020 17:10 (two months ago) link

what happened flambo?

surm, Friday, 10 January 2020 17:11 (two months ago) link

Rather not focus on the bad but instead focus on the good, tbh?

There is something so appealing about a man with an enormous dick who is really only interested in touching the previously untouched, not about the nut or about showing off.

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 10 January 2020 23:12 (two months ago) link

i like that image

surm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:33 (two months ago) link

my new fling has an enormous d. he wants to put it in me. i'm not sure about it.

surm, Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:34 (two months ago) link

what did y'all do this weekend?

surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:13 (two months ago) link

Fighting a light infection and some latent depression, slept a lot. You?

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:27 (two months ago) link

talked to a visiting British pop journalist at Julius'

went to a party and chatted up an adorable hetero man i have a hopeless crush on

saw a couple old restored movies at MoMA

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:28 (two months ago) link

that sounds glorious, when were u at Julius? i was there on Friday night.

also been fighting a cold. i hooked up with a friend and watched some good movies. INSIDIOUS is great!!!!!!!!!! that was some scary shit. and yesterday i finally got around to playing/recording some music thank goodness.

what do you do when you get depressed to fight it flambo?

surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 19:30 (two months ago) link

i was there Saturday around 7. pre-SRO

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:38 (two months ago) link

an unusually quiet weekend except for a happy hour. Saw 4K Trouble in Paradise yesterday.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 January 2020 19:42 (two months ago) link

@ surm, I ask for extensions on my deadlines, I go for walks, I cook, I smoke weed and watch movies in the evening.

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:18 (two months ago) link

<3 love those remedies. extensions, weed and movies are all part of my arsenal too.

surm, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:19 (two months ago) link

went to the desert with my husband. a lovely time, got in some hiking and a li’l hot tub canoodling

donna rouge, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 00:30 (two months ago) link

sounds great, big desert fan here

ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:30 (two months ago) link

i'm moving into a (really cute and nice) trailer with my bf next month.

ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (two months ago) link

donna where did you guys go?

ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:33 (two months ago) link

also: I had a really fucking powerful gummy bear for the Lubitsch film

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:35 (two months ago) link

tsk tsk

if you can't get high on Lubitsch alone...

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:56 (two months ago) link

I'm in Boston, enjoying the skyline somehow?

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:56 (two months ago) link

that sounds nice! the skyline in Boston is indeed mesmerizing. donna your vacation sounds p much perfect.

surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:48 (two months ago) link

i can't recall any detail of Bos skyline aside from Citgo sign next to Fenway

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:00 (two months ago) link

has anyone here ever gotten a nose job?

surm, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 21:09 (two months ago) link

is that like a blow job

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:04 (two months ago) link

really i'm into the other one lol
i love guys who look that ripped but also like a little puppy dog

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:09 (one month ago) link

so like rly what if i go celibate

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:30 (one month ago) link

could i still lead a happy life

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:31 (one month ago) link

I did it for basically a decade more or less.

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:42 (one month ago) link

The answer is no.

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:42 (one month ago) link

great

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:46 (one month ago) link

i've been drumming up things i can do with my life moving forward given the sudden realization that i'm a silly grown fey gay man who may not be having sex for a while

i've come up with:
playing the keyboard
wearing more eccentric clothes
walking around my house
watching movies
discovering new ambient music

it's not a terrible list, i dunno

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:51 (one month ago) link

To be fair, playing the keyboard was one of the only things that really got me through the celibacy.

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:52 (one month ago) link

u know what you're practically glowing through the computer screen, i am very happy for your new life!

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:53 (one month ago) link

don't do it, surm, it'd be a deprivation for you and whoever else

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:59 (one month ago) link

then again as someone who usu indulges via... parties... i wonder if coronavirus should change that

hmmm, no

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:01 (one month ago) link

o right u like the parties

that's very sweet of you, what you said, i'm really juggling the options. it feels weird so far, you know it's only been a month. i look kinda disastrous so i probably need to plan like a salon day.

surm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:13 (one month ago) link

oh shit i’ve only just realised these threads are full queer now. hello fellow queers!

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:05 (one month ago) link

oh snap! i didn't know you were queer! weeheeeeeeee!!!

surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:08 (one month ago) link

(by that, i mean i didn’t feel right posting in what were nominally gay threads)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:08 (one month ago) link

yes we're very queer now
i never liked the word gay tbh, i don't even identify as gay even though i'm a man who likes men!

surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:09 (one month ago) link

xp yeah, i went through a whole bisexual coming-out process last year, complete with counselling and therapy groups

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:10 (one month ago) link

that's amazing! so proactive and positive.

surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:11 (one month ago) link

oh i completely get that, the label thing can be frustrating when attraction/identity are so much more complicated

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:11 (one month ago) link

<3 are you like seeing people now?

surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:12 (one month ago) link

no change to my life at all, i just didn’t want to keep hiding who i am (although it’s properly grand to see a staggeringly hot dude at a carnival and grab my mate and say “just don’t talk to me for the next 20 seconds, just don’t”)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:15 (one month ago) link

:D :D :D love it

surm, Friday, 6 March 2020 21:16 (one month ago) link

<3

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:16 (one month ago) link

It would be presumptive of me to identify as queer tbh. But luckily this thread welcomes all kinds!

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:22 (one month ago) link

Instead of celibacy, I gorge on Muriel Spark novel.s

Welcome, Autumn! We need to expand the membership.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:31 (one month ago) link

thank you!

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:37 (one month ago) link

and let's talk about Hawt Guys You Have Seen.

have you done the deed yet?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:39 (one month ago) link

“done the deed” bahahahaha

fwiw i identify as queer because sometimes it’s easier than having to explain things (including the 1990s)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:42 (one month ago) link

Lately I've been really enjoying mangling Twitter slang irl. "I enjoy to see it." "I hate to see that." "And that's the that on it, question mark."

meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 8 March 2020 21:43 (one month ago) link

i'm back on twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surm, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:08 (one month ago) link

You picked quite a time to make your return!

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:14 (one month ago) link

why, has sumthin been happnin

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:51 (one month ago) link

Same thing, just more of it and infinitely worse.

crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:59 (one month ago) link

oh no

surm, Monday, 9 March 2020 18:40 (one month ago) link

the cancelled f1 grand prix is in my neighbourhood, lewis hamilton suddenly has three days off, and so do i

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 13 March 2020 02:22 (three weeks ago) link

godspeed

DJP, Friday, 13 March 2020 13:29 (three weeks ago) link

do any other singles over the age of 40 think you've had sex for the last time?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2020 23:17 (three weeks ago) link

Because of COVID? I don't think that's gonna be the case at all, I think once the virus starts to go into remission there'll be a massive sex party

meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:11 (three weeks ago) link

I had funtime with a guy who left Seattle two weeks ago!

End times!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:24 (three weeks ago) link

not a good time in my life for there to be a sex strike

surm, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 06:21 (three weeks ago) link

captain trips has obliterated my queer connections

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:53 (two weeks ago) link

SPRING already

worst spring ever

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:09 (two weeks ago) link

How is everybody holding up?

I'm finally out of my depression and getting some work done! Hooray!

we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:10 (two weeks ago) link

Dunno how I'll survive without a man's arms around my cock for the next six months.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:14 (two weeks ago) link

Grindr should start an offshoot app called Sheltr that's specifically for gays looking for a quarantine buddy

we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:43 (two weeks ago) link

(I would prob use Sheltr regardless of quarantine, all I want is somebody for whom I can cook breakfast)

we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:44 (two weeks ago) link

not even thinking about sex much

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:47 (two weeks ago) link

Work is keeping me occupied roughly 80% of my waking hours these days, which is to say I am holding up.

coronoshebettadontvirus (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:23 (two weeks ago) link

Following a routine has been pretty easier.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:35 (two weeks ago) link

I have been waking up at 8/9am, making coffee, blinking and realizing it's 3:30pm. I don't know where my days are going. Ugh!

we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:21 (two weeks ago) link


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