Great albums Robert Christgau hates

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Ah yes, French culture, good mood music for a day's drive North. For me? Non, pour tout le monde, bien sur!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

Still underrated. Tallahassee is -- in my brain, from which all objective truth originates -- the best album of this century so far, with the possible exceptions of Love and Theft and the original Playstation 1 version of Dance Dance Revolution. Plus, he's not willing to listen through the low-fi on Darnielle's 85 other sub-brilliant to brilliant releases.

Apologies in advance if this ends up getting posted twice. My internet is pretty dodgy at the moment.

Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

what does MOR mean?

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

Merry Olde Ruritania

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

your internet isn't the only thing dodgy about that post. (nb I agree that Darnielle is great)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, you only say that because your feet keep getting stymied by anything trickier than "Boom Boom Dollar." Or do you prefer the Konamix edition?

Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

um...anyway...

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

Juh? Please elaborate; I'm genuinely curious. What's dodgy? The fact that I left "Best Bootlegs in the World" off my list, which was admittedly an oversight, but not an indefensible one? The fact that I think Tallahassee may be better than Love & Theft? The fact that DDR requires one of those horrid videogame systems to be listened to, which of course makes it treyf to any SERIOUS music critic, who would not be caught dead with such a narcotizing masscult device in their home? The fact that it necessitates physical exertion? The fact that I made an (obvious) joke about the perennial subjective/objective issue? What exactly do you object to here, Michelangelo? Again, this isn't an attempt to rile you up; I'm just askin'.

Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

I said "um...anyway" because I've never heard anything off Dance Dance Revolution and therefore your "feet tricked up by" crack flew over my head.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

geez, who killed Jesse's cat?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

also, your paranoia re: "SERIOUS music critics'" fear of narcotizing masscult devices is founded on what exactly?

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

blount from your posts you'd think your cat was being slowly disemboweled in your presence for the past 12 months!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

(p.s. i'm just kidding.)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

am - go start a thread mocking me for it and then ten minutes later go cry to the moderators to delete said thread.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

or: stop whining PLZ

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

my asking for my thread about another poster to be deleted is the "i invented the internet" of ilm!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

and Jesse, I was KIDDING in the first place just like you were, I mean what the fuck?

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

am - sorry, I'm not oops, I'm not taking the bait. go troll on someone else's dime.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

???????????

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

Sigh.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

Unfounded paranoia, clearly. Although come to think of it, has any music critic written anything about any of the music/videogame crossovers of the last half-decade or so? Parappa, Um Lamme Jammy, DDR, Samba De Amigo, Para Para Paradise...I've never seen any critical engagement of any of these CDs, despite the fact that they're at least as interesting as mash-ups in terms of how technology is transforming musical experience, and at least as much fun. If anybody wishes to disabuse me of my raging paranoia -- which is already causing me to stock up on ammo, iodine pills and anti-mutant repellent -- with a link to a critical article I missed in my Google searches on the subject, it would be much appreciated.

But you still haven't answered my question, which had little to do with your "um...anyway" and everything to do with your calling my original Darnielle/Dylan/DDR post dodgy. Again, I'm simply curious: what's the dodgy part? If you haven't heard/experienced DDR, then it clearly can't be that, because you're way too smart (not sarcasm -- I've read and enjoyed your writing) to formulate opinions on things you've never heard. So was it my overenthusiasm for Darnielle? Dylan? If I were to take the joke out my original post and restate it straight, it would simply be: "Still underrated. Tallahassee is, with the possible exception of Love and Theft and DDR, my favorite album of this century so far." Given that this century is only a few years old, this doesn't strike me as any more shaky than any other statement of musical enthusiasm. So again I ask: what do you object to, exactly?

As for my cat, he is fine, but he thanks you for your concern.

Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

Aargh...I'm still figuring out this site, and didn't see Matos's 'kidding' remark when I hit submit. Sorry -- now I sound even more paranoid, I'm sure. Can't sleep...rock critics'll eat me.

In any event, I think the critical blind spot towards 'rhythm games' is an interesting subject, but it's clearly tangential to the original thread, so I'll shut up about it now. But if anyone else wants to start a new thread on the subject, I'm all ears. Or eyes, fingers, whatever. As for my mini-micro-imbroglio with Michelangelo, all I can say is that his original post just goes to show why, although I hate them just as much as the next message board poster, emoticons are sort of a necessary evil. One : ), or even :P, and I wouldn't have written a word in response.

Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

i think he meant it as a joke in reference to "in my brain, from which all objective truth originates" at least that's how i interpreted it.

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Jesse, you might want to revive this: This is the Video Game Music Thread

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

That's a really nifty thread, but again, I'm intrigued that, while everyone's willing to give mad props to the Super Mario Bros. theme and the GTA soundtrack, nobody mentioned any of the games I brought up above -- which are qualitatively different, in that they're not merely soundtracks, but music that must be interacted with to be truly experienced. Not that there's anything mere about the SMB theme song, mind you. But when the next generation of drum programmers start claiming that their formative pad-tapping experience came from a rapping moose, don't say I didn't warn you... : )

Jesse Fuchs, Friday, 15 August 2003 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not a video-game guy at all (said not derisively; I just haven't had much interest), but I lived with someone a few years ago who had Parappa the Rapper. "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!" Word.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

He changed his mind on N.E.R.D., as he noted in this year's Pazz & Jop essay. I can't be the only one who read it?!

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

Felcher wins!

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Why do critics bother with reviews so short and undescriptive? Do they assume we just care so much about their opinion we dont need to have them, you know, do their job?

David Allen, Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

Christgau is extremely descriptive and extremely critical, what are you talking about?

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

I just dont get his immense hatred for Donny Hathaway. I can stomach his disdain for the music and i can stomach the racially patronizing tone, for to each is own. But what crossed the line for me is was when he cracked a Joke about his suicide( " who lives on in duet after duet") in his greatest hits review is fucking sick. There has to be a fine line between what a critic thinks of ones work and ones opinion as a human being. Just because beyonce Knowles might be a talentless mallrat who doesnt understand the diverse forms of soul music from a bag of beans, doesn't mean that she is a bad person. She might be , she might not be. I dont know Beyonce so I cant make that judgement.

Look, I know that Hathaway is the main classic soul man that rock critics bash, and I know that african american musical artists who arent trying to bling bling out are widely considered pretentious by white music critics. I understand that any african american person tries to express himself in a way that is outside a racial box is considered a freak and ostracized. But it bothers me when it the criticism becomes personal.

robert lashley (brotherman), Saturday, 16 August 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

not seeing how cracking on Hathaway's posthumous output = making fun of the suicide itself, or how disliking his Flack duets (the review was of a Flack greatest hits, not a Hathaway one) = anything personal at all. plus Christgau doesn't like genteel white people, either

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

or, much more to the point, genteel music made by white people. anyway, it seems like you're pissed off at the very things you say you're not--his racially patronizing tone and his disdain for the music--rather than the other thing; why not just go with those? they seem much more to the point.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

(haha self-proofreading to thread!)

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

is hathaway really a common critics' target? he hasn't seemed to generate much writing at all.

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

there is a bit of truth to what you are saying. I guess my point lies not in his disdain but the intensity of it. I just cant see how one can work up so much anger toward the Hathaway's broad and inclusive, gospel influenced style.

And I fine the perverse racial boxes that most " enlightened" music and cultural critics, just as damaging and harrowing as any aspect of institutional racism in america. If christgau just hated donny hathaway's music, the level of his critical denigration would have been strictly to his art. My problem with the " Lives on in duet after duet." is that it relates to his person. I know christgau doesnt like music from genteel white people either, but nearly everytime I have heard him talk about music and his critical dislikes, Donny Hathaway comes near the top of his list. Now coming from a man who has reviewed thousands of CD's over a 35 year span as a reviewer that's saying something profound.

My question is why? I'll be the first to tell you that his albums are flawed( sans his live one). But the core of donny hathaway's music and his motifs: were gospel influenced music and lyrical imagery, a kind of healing, a search for an innerself through humane gospel imagery, made flesh and all too human through one of soul's most powerful and arresting baritones. Now much of what I said is my opinion. But the work itself, Humanist Gospel influenced soul music, is what it is.

My question out of all the turgid, intolerable and inhumane crap that has been put out in modern popular music, in which one can listen to during a 35 year span, why would be someone like hathaway be on top of any sane person's list?

Lastly, I guess what sticks at my gut is that to lump him in the same boat with barry manilow as "genteel" and milquetoast overlooks or ignores the immense amount of pain, that any person with a scintilla of feeling can here in his music. I'm not saying that just because he committed suicide, either. " thank you master for my soul" is an entendred way of donny thanking god that he didnt kill himself that day. Or the way on " I hear voices" he tries to humanize schitzophrenia by contextualizing his voices in a hip fashion. Or " givin up" or " lord help me" or " a dream", to name some examples. What christgau,(and marsh and marcus who perversely rated him on that death scale he had) doesnt see is that hathaway's music comes from and is a link to the core of the spirituals and work songs, that it music made by a people to keep from killing themselves. IMO, to describe his music as genteel and milquetoast is assuming a freedom that hathaway, along with the millions of african americans who sing gospel or come from the gospel tradition, never had.

I know I will be and have already been piloried ( by a wonderfully sarcastic aide by vahid)for saying what I just said. And I know my way of thinking is quite reviled around these parts. But I had to say It.

robert lashley (brotherman), Monday, 18 August 2003 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

I've never heard Donny Hathaway, and I'm not going to rush out and buy any tonight based on your recommendation. I have a dabbler's interest in soul music anyway. And I don't get what's such a sick joke about his Hathaway comment, either; I could see him saying the same line about Hendrix or the Dead re: live albums, both musicians that he admires greatly. But it's worth noting that Christgau doesn't get Nick Drake either, another genteel milquetoast suicide, and one I thoroughly adore -- and whose posthumous star, at this point, has probably risen higher than that of either Donny Hathaway or the Dead Kennedys. Nonetheless, I somehow find room in my black black heart to forgive him. After all, nobody can get everything. Who would want to?

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Monday, 18 August 2003 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

sigh... i give up. Put the bullseye on my pretentious nigger ass.

robert lashley (brotherman), Monday, 18 August 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Robert, for what it's worth, Xgau took a bit of a swipe at Ian Curtis recently in his Interpol review:

"They bitch because everybody compares them to Joy Division, and they're right. It's way too kind, and I say that as someone who thanks Ian Curtis for making New Order possible."

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 18 August 2003 07:13 (twenty years ago) link

Lashley is getting at something in the Hathaway review I find troubling. (Nico 'The End' - "This is what happens when the suicidal make something of their lives. C" Like, would you prefer they DIDN'T?) There's a strain of smug-married I've-grown-up-why-can't-you in some of his reviews that borders on the intolerable

dave q, Monday, 18 August 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

Jesse I'd love to run an article on rhythm action games on Freaky Trigger - I think they're interesting too though most of the music I've heard on them has been wretched. My guess is that critics who don't enjoy dancing ignore them because they're all about dancing, and that critics who do ignore them because they're all about dancing with no potential for individual expression - the idea of a 'right' set of moves is weird. (Line dancing records tend to be seen in similar terms I'd imagine).

Tom (Groke), Monday, 18 August 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

Not to drive the thread off track, but I find Bangs' misguided (and later rethought) Miles-iz-soul-ded riffs in his new collection much more smug and insufferable than this Nico remark. 96[,000] wrongheaded tears v. one offhand smack.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 18 August 2003 07:40 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
Kate Bush: Aerial

DUDS:

Christgau

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Paranoid [Warner Bros., 1970]
They do take heavy to undreamt-of extremes, and I suppose I could enjoy them as camp, like a horror movie--the title cut is definitely screamworthy. After all, their audience can't take that Lucifer bit seriously, right? Well, depends on what you mean by serious. Personally, I've always suspected that horror movies catharsized stuff I was too rational to care about in the first place. C-

NEVER FORGET

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

god, he's such a hippie.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), December 7th, 2002.

OTM

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

(THE BORING KIND)

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I say that as someone who thanks Ian Curtis for making New Order possible."

we all think shit like this at times, but why put it in print?

never cared much for donny hathaway myself, but the man upthread's got a point.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The only real problem with Christgau is that 10 other critics didn't have the intestinal fortitude to embark on the same lifelong listen-to-everything-that-matters quest that he did back in 1970

His "work" illustrates the perils inherent in doing that, as evinced by the fact that he has come to the wrong conclusion about nearly every record he has "listened" to.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

And let's not even mention that lovely little "pay us for the privilege of writing for us" email he circulated to J&P voters a while back.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

He was pretty fucking on with the Daft Punk and Avalanches albums. That I disagree with him occassionaly is to be expected, but I disagree with all sorts of people.

js (honestengine), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link


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