Stonewall the QUEER SUMMER 2019

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it's a miracle i found any gay friends in this city tbh

surm, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:04 (three months ago) link

They don't come more basic than me, sorry to say.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:05 (three months ago) link

waitaminit, surm are you in SF?!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:07 (three months ago) link

you're high-end basic, dear

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:07 (three months ago) link

omg no i wish! in NYC, sorry if i confused you!
and Eric i beg to differ. you have a big heart. that's p unbasic, shocking as that may be.

surm, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:08 (three months ago) link

btw Happy Roundnumber Birthday, Eric!

The only thing I remember about the summer of '79 is I saw a double bill of Animal House and Putney Swope at my hometown theater.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:13 (three months ago) link

Round number and rounder midsection!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:44 (three months ago) link

all part of the otter to bear transformation

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:16 (three months ago) link

I'm having Jake over tonight
There's a real spark there!
He's adorable and sexy af and I'm a little bit pinching myself
!!!!

surm, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:22 (three months ago) link

Jake Ryan?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:35 (three months ago) link

Lol nooooo
Jake with the floppy hair who lives on my street and wants to watch horror movies with me!!!!!

surm, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:40 (three months ago) link

damn, see what I miss by hating horror movies

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 July 2019 22:35 (three months ago) link

:P he let me top and now I want a burger

surm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 06:21 (three months ago) link

Horror movies, topping and burgers?! Keep that one!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 July 2019 13:38 (three months ago) link

Omg right

surm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:44 (three months ago) link

hooked up with a dude at a wedding I attended -- Brooklyn's good for that sort of thing

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:19 (three months ago) link

Lol Brooklyn is so slutty. What did he look like?! Give us the deets

surm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 17:33 (three months ago) link

I don't get nuthin in Brooklyn

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 July 2019 05:29 (three months ago) link

I feel lost that I haven't had my fill of Manhattan gays ever
Am I missing much?
This guy I was seeing recently gave me a dispassionate goodbye and I figured we came to parting ways but he texted last night
I'm gonna make him wait a few days before I respond.

surm, Sunday, 7 July 2019 12:20 (three months ago) link

I shaved my balls while listening to The Hidden Cameras this morning. Don't really care for the song that much but I really like the lyrics:

Hunting hair to find emotional grace
I am scared you'll see my body and know
That removing hair has taken over my life
And I don't know how to stop

I want another enema, nema, nema
Good waste is an oxymoron, moron, moron
My body is an exit wound, oh my wounds, oh my wounds
I want another enema, nema, nema

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 July 2019 19:26 (three months ago) link

hairless balls make me sad

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:02 (three months ago) link

they also make you itch

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:17 (three months ago) link

I flip-flop on whether or not I'm a man who is crotch-hairy or crotch-shaven but usually it's just a once-a-year thing when it gets hot. I am rollerblading a lot these days, speaking of gay. I went 13 km yesterday, with my shirt off.

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 July 2019 23:42 (three months ago) link

video or it didn't happen

when I had my stem-cell transplant my crotch hair fell out and frankly it was traumatic

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:02 (three months ago) link

Omg
That so is
I had a traumatic incident with hair removal last summer so this year I'm committed to being a total caveman beard and all

surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:15 (three months ago) link

It doesn't need to be shaved to the skin for me, but I am no fan of a briar patch down there.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:36 (three months ago) link

Ok admittedly I did trim yesterday

surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:39 (three months ago) link

But like just the essentials

surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:40 (three months ago) link

but Eric, it adds so much mystery

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:41 (three months ago) link

Save that bush for Jessica Fletcher.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:45 (three months ago) link

Baahhhahhahhahahahhhhahahahahaha
She was (obv) just on my TV today

surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:46 (three months ago) link

I find that pouring gin over the pubes causes them to gasp and self-immolate.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:54 (three months ago) link

I love my boyfriend so much! We watched the pilot for Pose over dinner at his suggestion and it was weird and sad and beautiful and cheesy and I kissed him after dinner and it was so nice

We are going to Berlin for a vacation at the end of the month, what should we do? A friend is putting us up in Mitte

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 8 July 2019 03:05 (three months ago) link

Yesss we have been watching pose too
It's a v strong show

surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 03:32 (three months ago) link

you guys
i did not feel strong about my sensual encounter yesterday

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:08 (three months ago) link

Last night I watched the Press Your Luck reboot with my BF and it seemed like the right thing to be doing.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:31 (three months ago) link

how long have you guys been together?

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:55 (three months ago) link

More than 3 years, somehow! (We were friends for 7+ years before that though.)

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:59 (three months ago) link

<3 :+) :+)

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:02 (three months ago) link

The real bummer about this set-up, and one which has set up a fairly big potential landmine up for us both, is that we respect each other too much as friends to actually go through with some of the fights that I think it's necessary to have with a significant other. (Not all of them; we have fought. Just not with the id fully unsheathed.)

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:24 (three months ago) link

necessary fights = why i have avoided having a S.O.

No Drama Morbama

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:26 (three months ago) link

You'll note I've started a tad fewer pointless fights on ILX these last few years.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:27 (three months ago) link

i do know what u mean
conflict avoidance can backfire
but honestly sounds lovely!

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:33 (three months ago) link

Possibly controversial belief alert, but relationship fights, I think, are a useful tool in helping people better themselves.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:35 (three months ago) link

they take a huge toll on me,
but admittedly
sometimes they have made me grow
(in a big way)
currently reading "why buddhism is true"
i like it!!!

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:20 (three months ago) link

i like to grow alone

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:22 (three months ago) link

lol
you can grow your own way!

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:30 (three months ago) link

Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:37 (three months ago) link

like a heartbeat
drives u mad
in the stillness of remembering...

surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:40 (three months ago) link

hey, i haven't posted this in years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoEJQ6ZDzIo

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:42 (three months ago) link

"Inwood Daddy," in context, is fucking devastating

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:02 (three weeks ago) link

Ahhh hahahah that sounds so awesome!!

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:37 (three weeks ago) link

i think you'll love it fgti, kinda has your name on it; would love to see you and jackson collabo.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:43 (three weeks ago) link

so i just started getting furniture in my bach pad
feels so gooood

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:29 (one week ago) link

including the waterbed?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:45 (one week ago) link

ha that would be the day

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:49 (one week ago) link

summer is over, queers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:51 (one week ago) link

THANK GOD

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:11 (one week ago) link

Do not accept.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:37 (one week ago) link

are you saying we need a new thread morbzy?

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:42 (one week ago) link

i have a really unpopular title ready, so beat me to it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (one week ago) link

No please share.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:34 (one week ago) link

Hurry up and make the thread I have sumthin to say

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:42 (one week ago) link

Oh no, I was posting that in a Jazmine Masters voice

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:37 (one week ago) link

--- - Oop

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (one week ago) link

Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:39 (one week ago) link


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