Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

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a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:56 (one week ago) link

What'd the NFL do now?

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:57 (one week ago) link

(my newsfeed currently clogged up by Canadian election stuff. I did see the Ellen thing, though.)

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:59 (one week ago) link

well they're all scum, including Jerry Jones who invited Ellen and Dubya to sit in his box (ewwww)

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:59 (one week ago) link

Ah! Didn't know the setting of the Ellen/Dubya summit. Just heard that she was palling around with homophobes again.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:01 (one week ago) link

they're just people with different views! who take rights away

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:03 (one week ago) link

I have no issue with them being friends at all, don't see what's wrong with it. She should be visiting him in jail

anvil, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:14 (one week ago) link

I'm more offended by her milquetoast idea of humor.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:20 (one week ago) link

I had something to say but I said it elsewhere, I'm just having a really fucking lousy week

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (one week ago) link

Being friends with GWB seems consistent with just about everything else she's rumored to be like behind-the-scenes.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:41 (one week ago) link

a dry drunk?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:43 (one week ago) link

a day drunk

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:51 (one week ago) link

a gay drunk

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:54 (one week ago) link

a goy drunk

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:57 (one week ago) link

hasenpfeffer incorporated we're gonna do it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:58 (one week ago) link

i for one am starting to grow concerned that ellen isn't a communist

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:13 (one week ago) link

certainly no daylight btwn Friend of Bush and commie

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:22 (one week ago) link

it's dwindling

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:26 (one week ago) link

i have to tell you guys that i've been "entertaining" a lot lately
really taking advantage of this having the apartment to myself thing

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:41 (one week ago) link

Yesterday I was like “I’m really looking forward to being single so I can focus on the things that really matter to me”

Today I am vacuuming up Tinder likes and securing a schedule of fuckboys for the rest of the week

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:17 (one week ago) link

omg did i miss something? did something just happen? sorry i haven't read thru all the messages.

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:43 (one week ago) link

Ellen went to a football game and palled around with George W. Bush, notorious homophobe and war criminal. When people got upset at her, she said, "I am friends with all kinds of people, we need to be kinder to each other and respect each other's opinions" as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:50 (one week ago) link

like i understand why people are upset at her response, weirdly, but not at her for palling around with him....

all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists. ALL of them. they exist in a different world than we do, and are friends with each other because they're rich and well-connected. morals don't matter in their world.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:52 (one week ago) link

giving the fall thread a political title was a bad idea but i guess we should just make the most of it.

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:32 (one week ago) link

lol @ cancelling Ellen over this

DT, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:17 (one week ago) link

I love the title but I don’t get the NFL ref

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:13 (one week ago) link

well it happened in an NFL stadium and I was desperate (and hate football)

I agree w/ Sotosyn that I cancelled Ellen for her "comedy"

faggotry is political, map

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:21 (one week ago) link

… or it will be again once we shoot fucking Buttigieg into space

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:28 (one week ago) link

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:49 (one week ago) link

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' rotten badgers.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:49 (one week ago) link

a boy drunk

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:52 (one week ago) link

Pete Badgergieg

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:16 (one week ago) link

tbh you should all cancel yourselves permanently for mentioning a lesbian for the first time about 8 years into this thread cycle. I include myself.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:32 (one week ago) link

p sure I mentioned Lily Tomlin in the last thread

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:35 (one week ago) link

all W apologists report directly to guillotine

fgti: did something happen with yr relationship? (sorry if you wrote about this elsewhere)

donna rouge, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:23 (one week ago) link

as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.

celebrities live in a different world, in which celebrity itself is a potent equalizer, so that Ellen may well see GWB as just another member of the celebrity club, one who slightly outranks her, but not enough to matter.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:29 (one week ago) link

"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"

- the table is the table

Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:33 (one week ago) link

I should also add: "ALL of them"

Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:37 (one week ago) link

"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"

- the table is the table

― Dan S, Wednesday, October 9, 2019 10:33 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:02 (one week ago) link

I should know, I'm dating someone who is skirting the line.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:03 (one week ago) link

is he on the Vikings?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:47 (one week ago) link

VIkings characters are mostly very hot

Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:01 (one week ago) link

@ donna, ya we broke up. I’m sad about it! He is and was wonderful! But we weren’t seeing eye to eye about certain things. We’re getting along and pursuing other people and still living together and taking care of our dog and it’s very sad but also a relief, to an extent.

I asked my uni crush out on a date today and he said yes and we’re gonna do that next weekend. I literally was lining over him every day when I was 20. Now we’re going on a date (I have told him about my childhood crush on him and he’s flattered by it)

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:24 (one week ago) link

Pining, not lining. I don’t know how a person lines over someone

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:25 (one week ago) link

I know Ellen's strap game is trash

— Fiona Applebum Says Don't Give Shaun King Money!🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) October 10, 2019

Wow

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:59 (one week ago) link

Warren's "Then just marry one woman" joke
vs.
Biden waxing nostalgic about the era of "gay bathhouses and round-the-clock sex"?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 11 October 2019 12:50 (one week ago) link

🚨 bruce labruce sassed me back on twitter 🚨

cheese canopy (map), Saturday, 12 October 2019 17:14 (six days ago) link

i mean, everyone knows i'm an opinionated asshole, but that opinion is correct. it takes sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies to think that you deserve that amount of adulation and power over others. don't really understand why that's controversial.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:49 (four days ago) link

i was just in NYC for a wedding (queer) and got cruised a bunch and then re-installed Grindr, scrolled around for 15 minutes, then uninstalled it again lol.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:50 (four days ago) link

well i'd go with *most* celebrities... % of pols likely close to 100

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 21:04 (four days ago) link

It's happened to you.

Is that the Spiderman twerp?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 14:11 (three days ago) link

hello! i engaged in a new activity with a man yesterday
it is something i have never done before
any guesses????
it seems to be ALL THE RAVE right now

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:01 (three days ago) link

pee?

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:05 (three days ago) link

Consensual asexuality?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:06 (three days ago) link

map!!!!

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:14 (three days ago) link

doin' it to bad rave soundtrack

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:19 (three days ago) link

lol

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:20 (three days ago) link

girl you know i'm a Lebanese kid from Long Island, you know i already done that

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:21 (three days ago) link

hahaha

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:22 (three days ago) link

my other guess is .. sounding? what is all the rage right now anyways

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:23 (three days ago) link

ummm... first of all i am clearly showing my age thinking the expression was "ALL THE RAVE"

and second you totally already nailed it mappy

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:25 (three days ago) link

Which guess by map? Why not both? At the same time?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:29 (three days ago) link

omg NO i cannot sound, that seriously sounds ridiculous
no i uh... quenched some guy's thirst tbh
I DIDN'T HATE IT

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:31 (three days ago) link

*coughdrop* I think there's a thread for this, winky emoji

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:32 (three days ago) link

i know i'm so sorry, you're totally right

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:34 (three days ago) link

that reminds me, today is the 20th anniv of the film Fight Club!

"Urine is sterile. You can drink it."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:40 (three days ago) link

a supergay classic btw

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:41 (three days ago) link

https://thequietus.com/articles/27232-fight-club-anniversary

(The novel famously introduced the word “snowflake” into the political vocabulary, but its context is less often noted. In the film, Tyler says “you are not a unique snowflake” while ordering around a group of men working in his garden as an attempt at indoctrination).

I did not know this.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:42 (three days ago) link

you are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:43 (three days ago) link

and boy are we

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:48 (three days ago) link

hi Brad!!! Brad i have always loved our shared music taste. have you been on these threads before???

surm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:50 (three days ago) link

I Lost My Coughdrop in El Se-culo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:51 (three days ago) link

hi, Brad! If you're gonna hang out here, get used to stale jokes and fresh gays, or stale jokes and staler gays.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:55 (three days ago) link

hi i have only ever lurked on the gay thread before. awfully gay in here tbh

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:06 (three days ago) link

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, October 9, 201

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:07 (three days ago) link

The cough drop thread. Omg.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:03 (two days ago) link

the other day i said to someone, "i used to bounce around on dicks like it was my job."

and then i paused for a second, and was like, "wait, it WAS my job!"

lol.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:04 (two days ago) link

escorting diary

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:29 (two days ago) link

oh hey, yeah! "i can feel your spirit!" wow.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:41 (two days ago) link

how did I miss that thread??

donna rouge, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 02:02 (two days ago) link

actually I guess I wasn’t really reading ILX at the time but still wow

donna rouge, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 02:02 (two days ago) link

lol i had no idea!!!!!

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:51 (two days ago) link

sell the film rights, map

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:54 (two days ago) link

i'm supposed to have a date on dry land tonight... i feel like, really, i have to seem interesting at a restaurant? can't we just cut to the chase? like i have enough friends

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:02 (two days ago) link

u never know, surm

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:19 (two days ago) link

awwwww was that MORBS being optimistic??????? i feel like i'm...melting

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:21 (two days ago) link

I think he meant you could end up throwing up at the table.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:21 (two days ago) link

do as i say not as i do

(havent had a date in maybe 15-20 years)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:21 (two days ago) link

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:22 (two days ago) link

Morbs are you going to the second woman????????

surm, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:52 (two days ago) link

Alfred, I thought I'd bring this hear rather than following up on the ILM tracks thread.

I like it too but voted for "Michael," which remains awesome. Not enough songs about your straight drunk friends getting frisky with you on the dance floor.

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:49 (yesterday) link

here*

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:50 (yesterday) link

The what?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:06 (yesterday) link

About a year or so ago I met this incredibly charismatic guy - good looking, not mega handsome or anything. I said to my friend that I liked this guy so much but couldn't really explain why. He's called Michael, She told me, and said he was straight but that men, gay and straight often felt that way about him, "in fact", she went on, "He's the Michael that the Franz Ferdinand song is about"! - She wasn't joking.

― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_),

HEY YOU

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:08 (yesterday) link

i'm also a little like EXCUSE ME to that

Morbz,

also i have maybe 2 gay friends in town

also EXCUSE ME.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 18 October 2019 01:57 (seven hours ago) link

having come back to ilx recently, i'm like " wow this is a nostalgia factory."

it kind of makes me feel old.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:06 (seven hours ago) link

It's nostalgia only if posters get wobbly-chinned about the past. I see little evidence.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:08 (seven hours ago) link

I dint know you were in this town, tabes

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:08 (seven hours ago) link


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