Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

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a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:56 (eleven months ago) link

What'd the NFL do now?

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:57 (eleven months ago) link

(my newsfeed currently clogged up by Canadian election stuff. I did see the Ellen thing, though.)

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:59 (eleven months ago) link

well they're all scum, including Jerry Jones who invited Ellen and Dubya to sit in his box (ewwww)

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:59 (eleven months ago) link

Ah! Didn't know the setting of the Ellen/Dubya summit. Just heard that she was palling around with homophobes again.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:01 (eleven months ago) link

they're just people with different views! who take rights away

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:03 (eleven months ago) link

I have no issue with them being friends at all, don't see what's wrong with it. She should be visiting him in jail

anvil, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:14 (eleven months ago) link

I'm more offended by her milquetoast idea of humor.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:20 (eleven months ago) link

I had something to say but I said it elsewhere, I'm just having a really fucking lousy week

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (eleven months ago) link

Being friends with GWB seems consistent with just about everything else she's rumored to be like behind-the-scenes.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:41 (eleven months ago) link

a dry drunk?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:43 (eleven months ago) link

a day drunk

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:51 (eleven months ago) link

a gay drunk

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:54 (eleven months ago) link

a goy drunk

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:57 (eleven months ago) link

hasenpfeffer incorporated we're gonna do it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:58 (eleven months ago) link

i for one am starting to grow concerned that ellen isn't a communist

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:13 (eleven months ago) link

certainly no daylight btwn Friend of Bush and commie

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

it's dwindling

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:26 (eleven months ago) link

i have to tell you guys that i've been "entertaining" a lot lately
really taking advantage of this having the apartment to myself thing

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:41 (eleven months ago) link

Yesterday I was like “I’m really looking forward to being single so I can focus on the things that really matter to me”

Today I am vacuuming up Tinder likes and securing a schedule of fuckboys for the rest of the week

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:17 (eleven months ago) link

omg did i miss something? did something just happen? sorry i haven't read thru all the messages.

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:43 (eleven months ago) link

Ellen went to a football game and palled around with George W. Bush, notorious homophobe and war criminal. When people got upset at her, she said, "I am friends with all kinds of people, we need to be kinder to each other and respect each other's opinions" as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:50 (eleven months ago) link

like i understand why people are upset at her response, weirdly, but not at her for palling around with him....

all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists. ALL of them. they exist in a different world than we do, and are friends with each other because they're rich and well-connected. morals don't matter in their world.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:52 (eleven months ago) link

giving the fall thread a political title was a bad idea but i guess we should just make the most of it.

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:32 (eleven months ago) link

lol @ cancelling Ellen over this

DT, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:17 (eleven months ago) link

I love the title but I don’t get the NFL ref

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:13 (eleven months ago) link

well it happened in an NFL stadium and I was desperate (and hate football)

I agree w/ Sotosyn that I cancelled Ellen for her "comedy"

faggotry is political, map

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:21 (eleven months ago) link

… or it will be again once we shoot fucking Buttigieg into space

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:28 (eleven months ago) link

Ooh yes. Let’s please go down that badger hole now!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:49 (eleven months ago) link

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' rotten badgers.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:49 (eleven months ago) link

a boy drunk

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:52 (eleven months ago) link

Pete Badgergieg

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:16 (eleven months ago) link

tbh you should all cancel yourselves permanently for mentioning a lesbian for the first time about 8 years into this thread cycle. I include myself.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:32 (eleven months ago) link

p sure I mentioned Lily Tomlin in the last thread

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:35 (eleven months ago) link

all W apologists report directly to guillotine

fgti: did something happen with yr relationship? (sorry if you wrote about this elsewhere)

donna rouge, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:23 (eleven months ago) link

as if he was just some dude on the street and not a man with hundreds of thousands of corpses on his hands.

celebrities live in a different world, in which celebrity itself is a potent equalizer, so that Ellen may well see GWB as just another member of the celebrity club, one who slightly outranks her, but not enough to matter.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:29 (eleven months ago) link

"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"

- the table is the table

Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:33 (eleven months ago) link

I should also add: "ALL of them"

Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:37 (eleven months ago) link

"all politicians and all celebrities are sociopathic narcissists"

- the table is the table

― Dan S, Wednesday, October 9, 2019 10:33 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:02 (eleven months ago) link

I should know, I'm dating someone who is skirting the line.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:03 (eleven months ago) link

is he on the Vikings?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 October 2019 04:47 (eleven months ago) link

VIkings characters are mostly very hot

Dan S, Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:01 (eleven months ago) link

@ donna, ya we broke up. I’m sad about it! He is and was wonderful! But we weren’t seeing eye to eye about certain things. We’re getting along and pursuing other people and still living together and taking care of our dog and it’s very sad but also a relief, to an extent.

I asked my uni crush out on a date today and he said yes and we’re gonna do that next weekend. I literally was lining over him every day when I was 20. Now we’re going on a date (I have told him about my childhood crush on him and he’s flattered by it)

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:24 (eleven months ago) link

Pining, not lining. I don’t know how a person lines over someone

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 05:25 (eleven months ago) link

I know Ellen's strap game is trash

— Fiona Applebum Says Don't Give Shaun King Money!🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) October 10, 2019

Wow

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:59 (eleven months ago) link

Warren's "Then just marry one woman" joke
vs.
Biden waxing nostalgic about the era of "gay bathhouses and round-the-clock sex"?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 11 October 2019 12:50 (eleven months ago) link

🚨 bruce labruce sassed me back on twitter 🚨

cheese canopy (map), Saturday, 12 October 2019 17:14 (eleven months ago) link

i mean, everyone knows i'm an opinionated asshole, but that opinion is correct. it takes sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies to think that you deserve that amount of adulation and power over others. don't really understand why that's controversial.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:49 (eleven months ago) link

i was just in NYC for a wedding (queer) and got cruised a bunch and then re-installed Grindr, scrolled around for 15 minutes, then uninstalled it again lol.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:50 (eleven months ago) link

well i'd go with *most* celebrities... % of pols likely close to 100

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 21:04 (eleven months ago) link

(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:54 (nine months ago) link

OMG

surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:58 (nine months ago) link

Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3

surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:58 (nine months ago) link

Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:00 (nine months ago) link

Glory, hallelujah!

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:09 (nine months ago) link

ERIC!! Mazel tov!!

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:09 (nine months ago) link

Congratulations Eric!!

that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:35 (nine months ago) link

As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”

that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:35 (nine months ago) link

i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:01 (nine months ago) link

Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:18 (nine months ago) link

congrats!!!

ingredience (map), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:56 (nine months ago) link

xp Luckily for me he has not.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:51 (nine months ago) link

Congrats to Eric!
and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.

Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:59 (nine months ago) link

is that the new metaphor?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:03 (nine months ago) link

old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.

Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:18 (nine months ago) link

I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:21 (nine months ago) link

Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:26 (nine months ago) link

Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”

that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:48 (nine months ago) link

that's disgusting.

surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:51 (nine months ago) link

finally -- a word for a common conditino

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:57 (nine months ago) link

bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”

ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 06:25 (nine months ago) link

i have no idea what anything in that sentence means

surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 15:46 (nine months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU

ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:23 (nine months ago) link

Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:24 (nine months ago) link

i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!

surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:29 (nine months ago) link

Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:36 (nine months ago) link

omg

surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:45 (nine months ago) link

never say that again

surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:45 (nine months ago) link

many xps

congrats Eric! <3

clouds, Saturday, 21 December 2019 14:30 (nine months ago) link

congrats Eric!!

donna rouge, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:59 (nine months ago) link

happy holidays!!!!!!!
what's everyone up to

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 16:37 (eight months ago) link

about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.

Everyone should go home.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 December 2019 16:51 (eight months ago) link

what's a good winter thread title

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:12 (eight months ago) link

i have no home

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:13 (eight months ago) link

Maybe it’s having a major piece of writing due at the end of January, but I am extremely ready for the holidays to be over. Due to some unforeseen parental health issues (everyone’s mostly fine now, we think) we ended up spending more than half of December back home, which disrupted my work/life routine in ways that I don’t feel I can get back to until I return to my bubble.

On a positive note, a friend did get me Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit for Xmas.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:30 (eight months ago) link

i have that
and i'm so sorry to hear about your family--i hope things will continue to get better
bonus round: What is Miles' daughter's name?

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:37 (eight months ago) link

Caroline.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:37 (eight months ago) link

(thanks for the kind words as well, surm)

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:38 (eight months ago) link

<3 very good
ok one more: what John Hughes film is the actress who played Caroline in?

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:41 (eight months ago) link

Hmm. That one I actually don't know, although I always thought the actress looked familiar (wasn't she also Larry Sanders' first wife?).

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:46 (eight months ago) link

i actually don't know, though she was once on The Larry Sanders Show!
the film Molly Hagan starred in is SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
:)

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:50 (eight months ago) link

I was wrong. Molly Hagen was not Larry Sanders' wife; Megan Gallagher was. Hagen did play "Ad executive" in an ep of Larry though, in addition to that Hughes (written, though not directed) film.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:50 (eight months ago) link

(what surm said)

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:51 (eight months ago) link

i think she was good at playing a stuck up b

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:56 (eight months ago) link

i kind of like a boi

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 19:14 (eight months ago) link

tho i'm also in a place of my life where if it doesn't feel like he's into it, i'll cut him off so fast it'll make his head spin
i tell you, nothing brings clarity to your love life like the dissolution of an 18-year relationship

surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 19:22 (eight months ago) link

i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now

surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 16:44 (eight months ago) link

WINTER

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:46 (eight months ago) link

Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020

surm, Monday, 6 January 2020 17:44 (eight months ago) link


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