THREAD TO ESTABLISH PERMANENT EMOTICON TO BE USED IN RESPONSE TO POSTS EXPOSING HATRED OF PERFECT FOODS SUCH AS CORN DOGS

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

the dog = lobster. it is native to the region of HI DERE.

but not to hi dere's native region

so we are talking lobster breaded in corn meal?!?!???

scarawesomed

So, wait, how is the lobster cooked then... just, like, fried inside the breading?

Hmmmmmm. I might be able to get behind that.

Fried inside the exoskeleton even. It's an oddly shaped dog.

Well, I do like crunchy snacks...

i feel like i am living in a lobster trap of lies

Claw your way out.

Birth pants are made out of placentas. Asshole pants are made out of hemp.

never heard of a lobster corn dog. i have heard of a lobster roll though which is a hot dog bun filled with lobster meat.

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22lobster+corn+dog%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

one of those links claims it as a signature Michael Mina recipe, but I thot Jasper White was first

could be wrong

xp mmmmmm lobster rolls YUM

omg I was hoping the lobster corn dog involved lobster sausage mmmmmmmmmmm

lobstage

The tantric form of poppage, I presume.

i had corn and dog tonight. also, coleslaw, watermelon and the king of beers.

authorities are negotiating round-the-clock for your release.

bob dylan played my last meal

nothing ruins an execution like a dancing dude with "SOY BOMB" painted on his chest

Not if he's the guy being executed.

I thought that guy was really cool in junior high.

Bahaha, yup, I still have a pic I drew of him & Dylan. Not wort scanning tho.

ITR CLASSIC THREAD BUMP

also i want a corn dog

just reading through this made me sort of almost yearn for the days of yesteryear, but it didn't make me want a corn dog

still thinking the lobster dog might be good, tho

you know you totally want a corn dog, stop fronting

RONG

considering eating the last hot cross bun in the house, tho

are you sure it isn't a corn dog in cunning disguise

i am impressed that sara eats imaginary food that only exists in nursery rhymes

when I was a confused child, I thought "hot cross buns" had something to do with the Klan

you should probably go out in the back yard and harvest your gumdrop tree while you are at it

xpost hahhahaaa really?

no, not really ;_;

awww boo

you have ruined my morning now, THANKS A LOT DAN

Also I bought the hot cross buns at Panera Bread, and for some reason they insist on putting dried strawberries instead of raisins into them. Not as good as regular ones.

regular "imaginary" ones

"brb pruning the lollipop bushes over here on big rock candy mountain"

one of my friends insists that everything at Panera tastes like a caeser salad (this is actually true)

did he go to the magical land of Panera by climbing through an old wardrobe in his uncles house

I think I'm buying the wrong stuff at Panera then. And I LOVE Caesar salad. ; _ ;

I do draw the line at a Caesar salad latte, though. I have standards.

http://www.internetmonk.com/wp-content/uploads/Aslan-talks-to-Lucy-Pevensie-about-what-lies-ahead-in-her-adventure.jpeg

"may I interest you in an iced coffee, young one? it only tastes a little like Caeser salad"

Well since you called me "young," I can't possibly resist.

actually you'd probably end up as Susan, wouldn't you

but both John and I would be Edwin

at least we can agree that FB would be Lucy

I feel like I've been insulted somehow but now I have to go re-read a book to remind myself how that has happened...

Susan was the independent-minded older sister who stopped believing in Narnia

In The Last Battle, Susan is conspicuous by her absence. Peter says that she is "no longer a friend of Narnia", and (in Jill Pole's words) "she's interested in nothing now-a-days except nylons and lipstick and invitations." Similarly, Eustace Scrubb quotes her as saying, "What wonderful memories you have! Fancy you still thinking about all those funny games we used to play when we were children," and Polly Plummer adds, "She wasted all her school time wanting to be the age she is now, and she'll waste all the rest of her life trying to stay that age. Her whole idea is to race on to the silliest time of one's life as quick as she can and then stop there as long as she can." Thus, Susan does not enter the real Narnia with the others at the end of the series.