Christmastime in the mtns! Hell yes thx
― alomar lines, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link
Andy Summers & Robert Fripp - Lakeland Aquarelle (1:40)Blitz - Razors in the Night (1:55)DEVO - Too Much Paranoias (1:57)Dead Milkmen - V.F.W. (1:49)Dead Milkmen - Violent School (1:57)Dos - Funk One (1:59)Elvis Costello & the Attractions - Beaten to the Punch (1:49)Frank Zappa - I Was a Teenage Maltshop (1:27)Frank Zappa - Naval Aviation in Art? (1:33)Frank Zappa - T’Mershi Duween (1:32)French, Frith, Kaiser & Thompson - Killerman Gold Posse (1:46)Half Japanese - Bingo’s Not His Name-O (1:20)Half Japanese - Daytona Beach (1:47)Half Japanese - Open Your Eyes - Close Your Eyes (1:08)John Zorn/Yamantaka Eye - Eep Man (1:08)Klaus Doldinger - Sitar Beat (1:32)Larry Young - Alive (1:50)Mothers of Invention - A Pound for a Brown on the Bus (1:29)Mothers of Invention - Dog Breath Variations (1:49)Negativland - New Is Old (1:33)Replacements - Stuck in the Middle (1:49)Robert Fripp - Haaden Two (1:57)Rutles - Ouch! (1:52)The Boys - Sick On You (1:53)The Clash - The Leader (1:42)Undertones - I Gotta Getta (1:54)Ween - I’m Dancing in the Show Tonight (1:56)Ween - Tick (1:53)Ween - I’m in the Mood to Move (1:17)Zero Boys - Mom’s Wallet (0:47)Zoogz Rift - Idiots on the Miniature Golf Course (0:29)Zoogz Rift - Torture Sequence (0:56)Minutemen - Please Don’t Be Gentle With Me (0:48)Minutemen - Storm in My House (1:59)Minutemen - God Bows to Math (1:16)
Thanks in advance to anyone with free Minutemen slots who would add The Politics of Time (1:13) and Themselves (1:18).
― ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:40 (five years ago) link
Has no one yet nominated Napalm Death “You Suffer”?!0:01.
― Yelploaf, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:44 (five years ago) link
The Jale song in the playlist is great. I'd never heard of them.
― jmm, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:47 (five years ago) link
Rocket From the Crypt - Middle (1:02)The Jesus Lizard - Mistletoe (1:53)Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton - We'll Get Ahead Someday (1:57)The Amps - Mom's Drunk (1:42)Descendents - Jean is Dead (1:34)
― del griffith, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link
of Montreal - Knight Rider (1:06)Pearl Jam - Lukin (1:02)The Tams - What Kind of Fool (Do You Think I Am) (1:57)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:53 (five years ago) link
paging morrisp, please select threeLOL, ok (I was sort of joking anyway, but with pleasure):I’ll let UMSh@kedown have “Beverly Hills”; and I’ll take “Wasted” and “Red Tape” (won’t be greedy)!
― yuh yuh (morrisp), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:00 (five years ago) link
Also, I’ll limit my SeBADoh choices to “Temporary Dream,” “Ride the Darker Wave,” and “Kath.”
― yuh yuh (morrisp), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:02 (five years ago) link
Got it, thanks!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:31 (five years ago) link
Mega City Four - Awkward Kid (1:55)Spratleys Japs - Sparrows (1:54)Burial - Stairwell (1:23)Absolute Body Control - Tanzmusik (1:26)
― *there's (Noel Emits), Thursday, 21 February 2019 08:44 (five years ago) link
Also, this is not for noms, but for all you short-song fans, my old band did a whole album where all 51 songs were under two minutes:
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, February 21, 2019 3:14 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9d/ac/9e/9dac9e668d15dbb98e4d92eeac18554e.jpg
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 February 2019 08:59 (five years ago) link
Special mention for the Earache comp "The World's Shortest Album" which came out as a 5" vinyl single, has 13 tracks and a total running time of 83 seconds, so shorter than a lot of the individual songs on this poll
https://www.discogs.com/Various-The-Worlds-Shortest-Album/release/4492305
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Thursday, 21 February 2019 09:55 (five years ago) link
Descendents - I Like Food (0:17)Descendents - Suburban Home (1.40)Minutemen - Life as a Rehearsal (1:36)Minutemen - The Politics of Time (1:13)Minutemen - Themselves (1:18)The Wipers - Messenger (1:55)Alain Gorageur - le Bracelet (1:27)Ennio Morricone - Gli Intoccabili (Titoli) (1:39)Ennio Morricone - Dies Irae Psichedelico (1:59)
― Chris L, Thursday, 21 February 2019 11:54 (five years ago) link
Karl, if you would like a hand updating the Spotify playlist I can offer my services over from tomorrow night over the weekend
― Hey hey, the tipple’s weak sherry (fionnland), Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:33 (five years ago) link
Randy & The Rainbows - Denise (1:57)
― L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link
Chan Romero - The Hippy Hippy Shake (1:40)
― L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:33 (five years ago) link
the clash - Protex Blue ((1:46)
― The immortal Hydra Viridisimma (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link
Chuck Berry - Dear Dad (1:49)Chuck Berry - Jaguar and Thunderbird (1:49) Thee Mighty Caesars - The Double Axe (1:45)Thee Mighty Caesars - Loathsome 'n' Wild (1:47) Hasil Adkins - Chicken Walk (1:54)Daniel Johnston - I am a Baby (in My Universe) (1:37)The Dils - Class War (1:41)The Misfits - We Are 138 (1:41) Lo Borges - O Cacador (1:59)
― Chris L, Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link
Sub 1-min, working on 1-2 min
Wehrmacht - E! (0:01)Jarvis Cocker - The Loss Adjuster (Excerpt 1) (0:27)Melt-Banana - So far So bad So WHAT (0:27)Out Hud - This Just In (0:28)The Streets - Who Dares Wins (0.34)The Yummy Fur - The Walt Disney Murder Club (0:36)Ivor Cutler - I'm Happy (0:37)Cassetteboy - Sick As A Dog (0:38)The Yummy Fur - Typical of Boys (0:44)Go-Kart Mozart - Drinkin' Um Bongo (0:44)Kiiiiiii - Kiiiiiii!!!!!!! (0:45)Melt-Banana - Party-hat (0:47)The Yummy Fur - The Optical Meat Dress (0:49)Chants Populaires Tahitiens - Chant d´amour (0:52)Jad Fair - Fish Can Talk (0:52)AMANDA - Carpet Burns On My Butt (0:53)Louis & Bebe Barron - Deceleration (0:55)Aphex Twin - Father (0:57)The Yummy Fur - Shaggy (0:59)
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link
The Beatles - She Came In Through the Bathroom Window (1:58)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
tempted to nominate the entire cassetteboy catalog, but won't, as that would be a nightmare for me
cassette-boyeeeeeee
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link
xposts fionnland that's very nice of you, but i'll be ok with the spotify list! it really doesn't take me too long to find them and drag/drop, and i take a strange satisfaction in repetitive processes (hard to explain but true)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link
Special mention for the Earache comp "The World's Shortest Album"
Also the entire "scum" field-recording grindcore genre*
https://youtu.be/LJpvIofDZbo
*might not be a genre.
― *there's (Noel Emits), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link
Ennio Morricone - Watch Chimes (1:15)
― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link
^ if you haven’t heard it you should check out the jacques denjean track i nominated above
― budo jeru, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
Grouplove - Back In The 90's (0:44)
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
Man, it is not fair to this poll that the Ramones, Wire and the Minutemen were simply so good at this
Yes. Early Beatles and Buddy Holly too.
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
Also, I would def count myself as a Parquet Courts fan if all their songs were under 90 seconds
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
Meat Puppets - In A Car (1:21)
― goats eat grandma (NickB), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
Parquet Courts - NYC Observation (1:22)
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link
Wire - Fragile (1:18)
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link
Maybe we don't have enough songs by those bands yet
― imago, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link
I think maybe some more Minutemen is on the menu
(This is all a cunning ruse to votesplit everything)
― imago, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link
The Breeders - Fortunately Gone (1:45)
― Chris L, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link
I am a bit concerned about the results being dominated by minutemen, wire, and the ramones. and maybe TMBG. although maybe votesplitting may in fact solve that problem. Or maybe it's not a problem at all, and other songs be mixed in nicely? i dunno.
has there ever been a poll like this where you're only allowed to vote for 3 different tracks by the same artist? would that be weird?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
i mean, i love wire with all my heart, but there's no way i'm going to list more than 3 wire songs in my list of the top 50 songs of all time under 2 minutes. no band is that good. but then again, i can see like 5 different people saying "fuck it" and putting double nickels on the dime as their top 20
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
Yeah, there's enough stuff where I don't think it's gonna be a problem. And if the top 20 ends up all Ramones and Chuck Berry, well, they deserve it for being so good at this!
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
There weren't any artist restrictions on the 10 minutes poll, but I definitely think that these handful of bands having so many songs nominated will definitely water down their placement.
― Gaseous Clay (Leee), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link
^ if you haven’t heard it you should check out the jacques denjean track i nominated aboveyeah pretty similar! bit more emotional development in the morricone though.
― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link
ok i know i talked shit about "sabotage tracks" earlier but uhh if this farrah abraham song was intended to be that, it backfired, this is insane, i think i love this? what the fuck? this is SO FUCKING WEIRD
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
i am still recovering from listening to it last night. it's like it the rebecca black "friday" song got really experimental
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link
What do you think of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's first single?
― sold out in presale (sleeve), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link
what i like about it is that it only takes like 20 minutes or so to listen to it 10 times
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
lol, i can't wait to read that thread later
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
i'm thinking i will maybe never listen to it ever again, because i didn't think it was bad...it was beyond bad or good, it's just way the hell out there, like an autotune eating itself
my official prediction is that Elvis Costello is gonna dominate the Top 10
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link
dunno about that, he doesn't really have many songs this short, especially not fan favorites
― sold out in presale (sleeve), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
afaik we were never really given a good explanation for this. it's still kind of an open mystery. every time I listen to it I think of this YouTube comment: "if Captain Beefheart made 808s & Heartbreak"
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
xp - wait a minute...I thought "Beyond Belief" qualified but apparently it doesn't
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link