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claiming an assist on that one
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
lock thread
― imago, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link
this is just bad but i lold
Here, on the correct thread:I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkjealous?― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.
― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jealous?
― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link
Well at least I got that one.
― Mark G, Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
The next president should be a tree
― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how about a skeleton
― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
They have more life experience
I fucking hate all you idiots
― El Tomboto, Friday, August 3, 2018 9:51 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
I know all-too-well how a wobbly frame of mind can make any old thing sound like an assault on oneself but it helps, I find, to be occasionally reminded that this is not always or even necessarily frequently the case.
― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stfu old lunch
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:49 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link
ah jesus cmon thats tapin stuff
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link
ie as bad as an elton jon lyric
Barney Tapin also demurs when his genius is feted iirc.
― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
Fgti pls stop making pronouncements on heterosexuamity, yr um not exactly doing well
― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Like next up are you going to point out chicks have boobs
― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:54 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The fuck is wrong with you albvivertine
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 9:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I like yr posts on music a lot, but srsly did you think it'd be news to straight men that women dig penetration and we shouldn't coerce them into letting us fuck them? Last I checked the average male ilxor was closer to 40 than 14.
― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dang everybody look out, this guy know a lot about sex - real heterosexuamity "sexpert" if i might use the term
― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 10:53 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link
oh now i get snubbed omg
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link
good god this thread
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
can we get a mulligan on this one pls
― a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link
inb4 careymulligan.jpg
https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1180842262l/1083016.jpg
― Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
few steamers shovelled into this thread fer sure
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
that's more like it
― a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link
xpost https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5IsSpAOD6K8/hqdefault.jpg
― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link
Stately plump buck mulligan imo
― Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1348671003l/1121670.jpg
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Frederik bringing all the us politics ppl to the yard is quite something.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:17 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and they're like, I'm smarter than y'all
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
I fucking hate all of you
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Wednesday, September 5, 2018 11:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago)
typical Aries
― sarahell, Wednesday, September 5, 2018 2:06 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
Cheers, apparently unmarried mom with a baby Bjorn drinking rose
― calstars, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
How do you know her baby is named Bjorn?
― Yerac, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Bjorn babies have a look
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:50 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they're bjorn with it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:59 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link
hahahahaha
― crüt, Sunday, 23 September 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link
Or mjaybe it’s mjaybeline
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 23 September 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link
Crinj
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2018 06:16 (five years ago) link
:/
― imago, Monday, 24 September 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
"apparently unmarried mom"
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link
laugh a little, what are you a borg?
― rip van wanko, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link
ljaybelline
― sarahell, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
xp can any among us name a single guy named Cody who is not a complete oxygen thief?
― suzy, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'd say Cody from popular science YouTube channel Cody's Lab but he's constantly combusting things so
― imago, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link
Probably the most unfunniest thing this year
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
https://nbhap.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/07/Mogwai-Come-On-Die-Young.jpg
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
LOL hueg
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link
I’m volunteering at a Hokkaido potato and pumpkin farm and gloriously out of touch with everything. I’m starting to think that the pumpkin farming lifestyle may be what I need, maybe Sake brewing in the off season.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, October 1, 2018 5:42 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wise course of action ed
you have to get to the roots and squash them. cant let it ferment.
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, October 1, 2018 6:46 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if you brewed some you could call it ff sake
― estela, Monday, October 1, 2018 11:22 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link
what is the proper reading of that joke? in my mind, estela already has the phrase "for fuck's sake" going thru her mind after reading about harvesting pumpkins on Hokkaido, but before even arriving at the word "Sake"
― rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link
in Hokkaido not on
― rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
has estela zung ed before
― imago, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link
i think it should be read as a play on words with eds situation and a comment on my punning
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
we're explaining lols in the excelsior thread now!? gtfo
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
It only doesn't work if you have to read it out loud.
― Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
It's like "give us this day our daily pain."
Lots of puns really only work when read.
― Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link
allowed
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
and THEN everyone’s like “wait a second, we make enough food to feed everyone in the world, there’s no reason for anyone to go hungry. it’s a distribution issue - and we can fix it.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we could poll alternate universes to see which one most ilxors would prefer to live in
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:16 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This exact universe but I have a nice peppermill
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's this universe if you just go to the store and buy a nice peppermill
― j., Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we have enough nice peppermills to give to everyone; it's just a distribution issue
― crüt, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:42 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link
prefer Oval in CD skippy mode. Prefer Voigt in high tension mode (ie Freiland Klaviermusik) or as Mike Ink, though I used to listen to Gas a lot when I couldn't sleep.
― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so did yr roommates apparently
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
so, is Neanderthal pointing out that Paul was inconsiderate of his roommates by playing music in the middle of the night, or that Paul is flatulent?
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
Just a couple of sixteen year olds joking about flatulance on the excelsior thread.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link
It will be a cold day in hell before I'm not amused by a well-timed fart joke.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link
Even then, it will warm u.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
And I knew a smiths songBut it's so hard to know another these days
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link
I was looking for a song and then I found a song
― Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
last night I dreamtthat somebody EXCELSIORed meNo LOL, no harmJust another false alarm
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Doctor, my postsTell me what is wrongWas I unwise to parody this smiths song?
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
I would rather not goBack to the old lolsI would rather not goBack to the old lolsThere's too many bad parodiesToo many parodies there
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
Imagining this being sung by Tom "Spongebob" Kenny
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
Posting your way in this thread todayTakes every lol you've gotTaking a break from song parodiesSure would help a lotWouldn't you like a new lol thread?
Sometimes you want to postAnother Smiths song parodyThis is a Smiths song parodyYou wanna post a parodyOf Smiths songs just for theeYou wanna post a Smiths song parody
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
oh shut your mouth, how can you say i parody songs the wrong way
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
One more LOLJust one more LOLOne more LOLCos I can't EXCELSIOR forever
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
One more LolOne more lolling sound
― Spiral "Scratch" Starecase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
I can feel itLOLing in the air tonight
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
ooh i've got a good one
I hear the LOLs echoing tonightBut she hears only ROFLs of some quietEXCELSIOR
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
It's LOLs for no reasonAnd LOLs for no reason is NAGL
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
new thread:I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link