I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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oh

its a song thing

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:48 (eleven months ago) link

tbf i was pronouncing it as 'potato' in my head

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:48 (eleven months ago) link

it's not a song thing

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:49 (eleven months ago) link

OK igi now

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:49 (eleven months ago) link

We're off to our usual start

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:49 (eleven months ago) link

OK idgi again

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:50 (eleven months ago) link

Sometimes a potato is just a potato

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:50 (eleven months ago) link

This excelsior apparently requires a large amount of reading.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:50 (eleven months ago) link

xpost-Bob O'Marley

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:51 (eleven months ago) link

its clearly a gershwin reference

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:54 (eleven months ago) link

and if not it should be

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:54 (eleven months ago) link

otm

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:55 (eleven months ago) link

i get neither the opening joke nor the thread title.

sassysquatch (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:55 (eleven months ago) link

Weirdly I'm listening to a DJ mix a friend made and the titular song came on just now.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:57 (eleven months ago) link

Thread title = Toto "Africa"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:17 (eleven months ago) link

Gonna take me a lot to understand the LOL

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:19 (eleven months ago) link

Guys, trust me, if I got the joke it can't possibly be that complex.

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:25 (eleven months ago) link

Well aren't u LOLSford Brimley

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:27 (eleven months ago) link

I had assumed it was a reference to this.

― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 1, 2018 11:49 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was the assumption I was operating under. I actually laughed out loud in public. Glad to see that it has engendered the usual amount of confusion.

how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:37 (eleven months ago) link

From "99 Songs About Beer":

Anything Gose
words and music by cold porter

― mick signals, Thursday, August 2, 2018 9:32 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:04 (eleven months ago) link

I knew there was a 100% chance that a craft brewery had done that already and sure enough

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:10 (eleven months ago) link

but gershwin gets the fuckin nix

this site man

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:40 (eleven months ago) link

I’m with deems again

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:57 (eleven months ago) link

the real crime

sorry

jagger/

the real crime is the post of mine from today that didnt prompt this bump

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:58 (eleven months ago) link

I’m sure we all agree that whatever that post is is the real crime tbf

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:02 (eleven months ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:04 (eleven months ago) link

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:05 (eleven months ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, August 2, 2018 10:04 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

― jeremy cmbyn (wins)

sleeve, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:06 (eleven months ago) link

/jagger

claiming an assist on that one

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:08 (eleven months ago) link

lock thread

imago, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:16 (eleven months ago) link

this is just bad but i lold

Here, on the correct thread:

I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.

― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jealous?

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:19 (eleven months ago) link

Well at least I got that one.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:32 (eleven months ago) link

The next president should be a tree

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about a skeleton

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They have more life experience

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I fucking hate all you idiots

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 3, 2018 9:51 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 16:28 (eleven months ago) link

I know all-too-well how a wobbly frame of mind can make any old thing sound like an assault on oneself but it helps, I find, to be occasionally reminded that this is not always or even necessarily frequently the case.

― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stfu old lunch

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:49 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:56 (eleven months ago) link

ah jesus cmon thats tapin stuff

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

ie as bad as an elton jon lyric

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

Barney Tapin also demurs when his genius is feted iirc.

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:06 (eleven months ago) link

Fgti pls stop making pronouncements on heterosexuamity, yr um not exactly doing well

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like next up are you going to point out chicks have boobs

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:54 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you albvivertine

― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 9:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like yr posts on music a lot, but srsly did you think it'd be news to straight men that women dig penetration and we shouldn't coerce them into letting us fuck them? Last I checked the average male ilxor was closer to 40 than 14.

― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dang everybody look out, this guy know a lot about sex - real heterosexuamity "sexpert" if i might use the term

― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 10:53 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:07 (eleven months ago) link

oh now i get snubbed omg

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:10 (eleven months ago) link

good god this thread

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:19 (eleven months ago) link

can we get a mulligan on this one pls

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

inb4 careymulligan.jpg

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1180842262l/1083016.jpg

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:33 (eleven months ago) link

few steamers shovelled into this thread fer sure

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:34 (eleven months ago) link

that's more like it

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:35 (eleven months ago) link

Stately plump buck mulligan imo

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:05 (eleven months ago) link

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1348671003l/1121670.jpg

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:06 (eleven months ago) link

Frederik bringing all the us politics ppl to the yard is quite something.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:17 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and they're like, I'm smarter than y'all

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:30 (eleven months ago) link

dont let me down km i'm banking on you now too

km not doin typos anymore (Will M.), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:35 (one month ago) link

xp vpon the fkulle ov a manne

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2019 16:20 (one month ago) link

This seems like a big deal:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/uk-and-territories-are-greatest-enabler-of-tax-avoidance-study-says

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Researchers claim Pope Catholic etc.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:09 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also a big deal.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also unlikely to change.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 10:34 (one month ago) link

Also, as much as I like 'Creep', it would be kinda neat if there was some discussion regarding the other 11 songs on this album.

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:03 PM (yesterday)

voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga

― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:38 (one month ago) link

swoosh

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:59 (one month ago) link

a thing of beauty

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:00 (one month ago) link

I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot

Perfect AI-generated ILM post.

― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, June 1, 2019 12:08 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Board description

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:39 (one month ago) link

Lol

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:56 (one month ago) link

I certainly wouldn't have blinked had you told me that quote was lifted from a legit ILM post.

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:58 (one month ago) link

Wait transformer said that?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (one month ago) link

Btw did u guys know that i am ai?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (one month ago) link

Transformer is the source of all pvmic

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:23 (one month ago) link

Treeshipper

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (one month ago) link

Hey guys, I just built a spotify playlist that includes all the songs discussed on the following genre threads:
Rolling Hip Hop
Rolling Pop
Rolling Country

Rolling Rock
Rolling Indie Rock
Rolling R&B

It's really simple, because I know it's just music. It's no more than a playlist and I'm just making this because I enjoy listening to all the genres. You can also check out some sample songs on YouTube if you really want to hear all the genres. In any case, if you want to download tracks and support this project go do that.

I've played this for months and I'm never too disappointed with the results. I'd recommend listening to a few tracks in the future to practice, you will grow from this, so I invite you to share this knowledge with others if you think you really have a sound that everyone should hear. It will hopefully inspire you and your team to continue working hard.

Thanks for checking this project out, and I hope it's inspiring and interesting to everyone.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:30 (one month ago) link

i mean, they kind of got me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:30 (one month ago) link

Treeshipper

― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We hold these truths to be self-evident: actually, do we? I'm a little uncomfortable with some of the absolutist positions being flaunted among the online left. It feels like they haven't read enough art history. Should I get a dog and move to Europe?

imago, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:37 (one month ago) link

Pretty good

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:42 (one month ago) link

"How'dya like me now?"

Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:36 (one month ago) link

I just want to congratulate the whole web team, we set some very ambitious targets for last quarter and all of us, everybody who worked late nights during the launch -- and Rich of course -- we really smanged those goals. Thanks, guys.

― mick signals, Wednesday, June 12, 2019 1:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:19 (one month ago) link

a "ken burns" is good name for a long, several part zing imo

― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:31 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:51 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qi9NLio.gif

pplains, Monday, 17 June 2019 01:00 (one month ago) link

don't know if deems is awarding a post itt the distinction or if i am being meta ken burns'd here, but that post made more sense in response to prolonged ken burns chatter on the zing thread

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 June 2019 22:53 (one month ago) link

its standalone legit imo

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 23:11 (one month ago) link

it's important that i argue with you until any initial and sincere appreciation is squandered

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 June 2019 23:50 (one month ago) link

done

godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 00:08 (one month ago) link

bingeworthy

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 00:25 (one month ago) link

unbelievable: just fled an apartment showing where the tenants were not warned and the landlord managed to open the door on both tenants jacking off separately in their rooms

― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should've asked the landlord if he was going to keep their deposits

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:07 (three weeks ago) link

nice

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:21 (three weeks ago) link

that were good, that

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (three weeks ago) link

alt-right dude i know is a logic king, he's big on how logical arguments are a sign of strength vs the weakness of emotional arguments.

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:03 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mostly his cold logic manifests itself in insanely emotional outbursts of transphobia and "don't believe women" posts

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:04 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lemme guess: dude ain't real big on Socratic method.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny how these geniuses are oblivious to the crucial function emotions play in survival, decision-making, etc huh

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking as someone who has never felt themselves to be a strong logician, I've come to believe that most people wildly misapprehend what constitutes 'logic'

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

generally, being very logical means you keep arguing and talking until the other person gives up or leaves

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

logic is just an excuse to treat people coldly and remorselessly sometimes

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:20 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a period in my past where my ways were definitely very "logical," and in retrospect, it was very much based in a lack of self-confidence and inability to deal with ambiguity

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even Spock sometimes cries.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:27 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but he's half oh hang on

― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:30 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2019 08:26 (three weeks ago) link

It's U.S. Maple not U.K. Maple

#thesecolorsdontrun

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 2:21 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:58 (three weeks ago) link

this is depressing me

― k3vin k., Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

biden would be a good guy to have as your 12 step sponsor

― Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Drink more

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Xp

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 28 June 2019 09:02 (three weeks ago) link

I don't even like Joy Division

― Οὖτις, Monday, July 1, 2019 2:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the goth "I don't even own a television"

― omar little

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 03:12 (three weeks ago) link

Nice work turning 'permalink' into the smaller 'link', thus making accidental flag posting more likely

― imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:34 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

place can do with some more drama tbf

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:40 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats for fuckin sure

― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:41 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bookmarked you for that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:42 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:50 (three weeks ago) link

endorse

imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:52 (three weeks ago) link

I must say I was confused by bookmarkflaglink

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:10 (two weeks ago) link

I was in a pool in Palm Springs during the 2010 Easter earthquake. the wrongfooted feeling and the water splashes out of the pool were alarming

― Dan S, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:33 PM

if there are any Oklahoma tornado survivors reading this thread, they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole in the world. "I can relate to your splashy terror, because I once watched my patio furniture decapitate my dog in the sky."

― del griffith, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:40 PM

pplains, Sunday, 7 July 2019 01:00 (two weeks ago) link

omg

imago, Sunday, 7 July 2019 01:44 (two weeks ago) link

I assumed it was his but I suppose it could have been somebody else's. You don't know , man. You're not in Wales.

― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, July 11, 2019 8:23 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:02 (one week ago) link

This guy has never had an ounce of talent. When I was at my indiest moment of early-90s moviegoing, I still thought Clerks was trash.

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:24 (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sheesh, sounds like someone snoochied on the wrong side of the boochie this morning.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:37 (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 12 July 2019 23:16 (one week ago) link

actual lol

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 13 July 2019 00:30 (one week ago) link

actual lol here too

kinder, Saturday, 13 July 2019 11:38 (one week ago) link

nice

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2019 04:13 (one week ago) link


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