I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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oh

its a song thing

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:48 (one year ago) link

tbf i was pronouncing it as 'potato' in my head

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:48 (one year ago) link

it's not a song thing

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:49 (one year ago) link

OK igi now

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:49 (one year ago) link

We're off to our usual start

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:49 (one year ago) link

OK idgi again

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:50 (one year ago) link

Sometimes a potato is just a potato

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:50 (one year ago) link

This excelsior apparently requires a large amount of reading.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:50 (one year ago) link

xpost-Bob O'Marley

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:51 (one year ago) link

its clearly a gershwin reference

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:54 (one year ago) link

and if not it should be

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:54 (one year ago) link

otm

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:55 (one year ago) link

i get neither the opening joke nor the thread title.

sassysquatch (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:55 (one year ago) link

Weirdly I'm listening to a DJ mix a friend made and the titular song came on just now.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 15:57 (one year ago) link

Thread title = Toto "Africa"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:17 (one year ago) link

Gonna take me a lot to understand the LOL

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:19 (one year ago) link

Guys, trust me, if I got the joke it can't possibly be that complex.

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:25 (one year ago) link

Well aren't u LOLSford Brimley

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:27 (one year ago) link

I had assumed it was a reference to this.

― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 1, 2018 11:49 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was the assumption I was operating under. I actually laughed out loud in public. Glad to see that it has engendered the usual amount of confusion.

how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:37 (one year ago) link

From "99 Songs About Beer":

Anything Gose
words and music by cold porter

― mick signals, Thursday, August 2, 2018 9:32 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:04 (one year ago) link

I knew there was a 100% chance that a craft brewery had done that already and sure enough

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:10 (one year ago) link

but gershwin gets the fuckin nix

this site man

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:40 (one year ago) link

I’m with deems again

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:57 (one year ago) link

the real crime

sorry

jagger/

the real crime is the post of mine from today that didnt prompt this bump

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:58 (one year ago) link

I’m sure we all agree that whatever that post is is the real crime tbf

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:02 (one year ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:04 (one year ago) link

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:05 (one year ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, August 2, 2018 10:04 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

― jeremy cmbyn (wins)

sleeve, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:06 (one year ago) link

/jagger

claiming an assist on that one

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:08 (one year ago) link

lock thread

imago, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:16 (one year ago) link

this is just bad but i lold

Here, on the correct thread:

I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.

― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jealous?

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:19 (one year ago) link

Well at least I got that one.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:32 (one year ago) link

The next president should be a tree

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about a skeleton

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They have more life experience

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I fucking hate all you idiots

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 3, 2018 9:51 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 16:28 (one year ago) link

I know all-too-well how a wobbly frame of mind can make any old thing sound like an assault on oneself but it helps, I find, to be occasionally reminded that this is not always or even necessarily frequently the case.

― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stfu old lunch

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:49 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:56 (one year ago) link

ah jesus cmon thats tapin stuff

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

ie as bad as an elton jon lyric

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

Barney Tapin also demurs when his genius is feted iirc.

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:06 (one year ago) link

Fgti pls stop making pronouncements on heterosexuamity, yr um not exactly doing well

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like next up are you going to point out chicks have boobs

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:54 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you albvivertine

― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 9:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like yr posts on music a lot, but srsly did you think it'd be news to straight men that women dig penetration and we shouldn't coerce them into letting us fuck them? Last I checked the average male ilxor was closer to 40 than 14.

― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dang everybody look out, this guy know a lot about sex - real heterosexuamity "sexpert" if i might use the term

― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 10:53 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:07 (one year ago) link

oh now i get snubbed omg

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:10 (one year ago) link

good god this thread

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:19 (one year ago) link

can we get a mulligan on this one pls

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (one year ago) link

inb4 careymulligan.jpg

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (one year ago) link

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1180842262l/1083016.jpg

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:33 (one year ago) link

few steamers shovelled into this thread fer sure

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:34 (one year ago) link

that's more like it

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:35 (one year ago) link

Stately plump buck mulligan imo

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:05 (one year ago) link

Frederik bringing all the us politics ppl to the yard is quite something.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:17 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and they're like, I'm smarter than y'all

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:30 (one year ago) link

Helps if you know the song.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:59 (one month ago) link

does it tho

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 04:45 (one month ago) link

when you're sounding out a vowel
but you feel you don't know how
diaerisis

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:04 (one month ago) link

!

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 12:22 (one month ago) link

lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:56 (one month ago) link

cha cha cha

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:59 (one month ago) link

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:40 (one month ago) link

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tjhdr!

― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2019 11:16 (one month ago) link

Nice.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 11:18 (one month ago) link

In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:18 (one month ago) link

i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019


70th percentile missionary sex

this is my favorite guided by voices song

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:11 (one month ago) link

oh my god voodoo A+

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:45 (one month ago) link

Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.

nickn, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:01 (one month ago) link

21st Century Thrusting Man

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 17:04 (one month ago) link

Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard to Urn

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:32 (one month ago) link

Hahahahaha

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:34 (one month ago) link

https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:36 (one month ago) link

lol just came to post that

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:46 (one month ago) link

i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:51 (one month ago) link

Formaldehyde was a popular drink
And it still is

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:57 (one month ago) link

okay now

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 18 October 2019 19:01 (one month ago) link

there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghai
he’d love to come and lead us
but his body count’s too high

― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:23 (one month ago) link

actual weeping

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:29 (one month ago) link

Agreed but couldn’t be bothered looking for this on zing

gyac, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:33 (one month ago) link

♪♩♫ thunder only happens when it's raining ♪♫♪

*water gently sprays onto the produce section*

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 24, 2019 8:57 AM (ten minutes ago)

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 25 October 2019 00:17 (four weeks ago) link

u can't spell corny indie fuxxor without the xx

― the creator has a mazda van (NickB)

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:34 (four weeks ago) link

One thing about sports talk is that I find it to be a very useful way of talking across geographic / political / social class boundaries and talking to strangers more generally. Like if you're in a bar and a game is on you can just say either "no way in hell was that pass interference" or "that was blatant pass interference, come on" and either way you are basically opening up a public conversation window.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, October 28, 2019 2:21 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just tried this, but the Nats fans in the bar all turned and looked at me funny.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 12:58 PM bookmarkflaglink

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:27 (three weeks ago) link

haaa

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:29 (three weeks ago) link

My favorite super hero is The Tick. I have a hard time imagining someone making fun of him.

― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:21 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Could he melt steel beams

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:55 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 31 October 2019 05:53 (three weeks ago) link

Rebecca Ballhaus

@rebeccaballhaus
Why Lev Parnas gave his company the somewhat questionable name of Fraud Guarantee: It was in part to clean up his Google search results, ensuring that the word “fraud” and his own name would be paired in a positive light.

ah if only Louis CK had named his production company Non-Consensual Masturbation

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 31, 2019 10:36 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 31 October 2019 14:50 (three weeks ago) link

Loooooool

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:05 (three weeks ago) link

(Lightly edited)

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why are these dudes obsessed with frogs

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:26 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wasn't Alex Jones obsessed with frogs, too?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:37 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm not sure, is "frogs" a code-word for steroids?

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:39 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Or a pill that makes you 10% redder overnight?

― Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Anyone remember like a decade ago when all the hormones in our water supply were supposed to be turning our frogs gay or something? Is that something to do with this? I'm so confused.

― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

whats wrong with frogs

― frogbs, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:46 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jaymc, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:11 (one week ago) link

It's not easy being green.

nickn, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:23 (one week ago) link

cuet lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 November 2019 23:57 (one week ago) link

Do i say Chicken Kiev that way too?

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:01 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If you're in Ukraine, yes.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:09 (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they just call it chicken there

― mh, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:11 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:30 (one week ago) link

Akshually… they call it котлета по-київськи aka 'cutlet Kiev-style'.

pomenitul, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:36 (one week ago) link

Chief Keef iirc

the guy from That Other Thread (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:48 (one week ago) link

aahh LBI did this better (and earlier) on the other thread I see

the guy from That Other Thread (breastcrawl), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:50 (one week ago) link

We were making up funny Joni song titles in the group chat and I've decided that it's very important that I write a song called "The Last Time I Saw Dick"

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, November 14, 2019 5:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

the last time i saw it was last night and let me tell you, it wasn't good

― surm, Friday, November 15, 2019 2:02 PM

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:06 (one week ago) link

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:34 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:51 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:06 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

booooooooooooooooo

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:58 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 08:05 (two days ago) link

the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.

― omar little, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 22:04 (two days ago) link

I hate myself for this, but he could have read the script of the Incredibles and seen the film of the Fountainhead.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 23:07 (two days ago) link

I don't know about "awesome", but this sure seems like a prime example of audiophile snake oil to me:

https://www.musicdirect.com/record-cleaning/last-record-preservative

Keep Your New Vinyl LPs Looking and Sounding Brand-New for Decades to Come with Last Record Preservative: Prevents Wear, Ticks, and Pops for Hundreds of Plays by Enhancing Molecular Stability

Only $26 per ounce!

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 1:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I am a chemist, this is how I break it down to an extent

shouldn't say "molecular stability" as that refers to whether molecules break into smaller pieces or not. in general the stylus does not break molecules into smaller groups of atoms.

what a stylus does do is break molecules apart from each other. i.e. it wears down the groove by tearing off tiny pieces of vinyl. the proper term for molecules sticking to each other is cohesion, so when they say they're improving cohesiveness they're actually using the right term.

how do you keep the stylus from tearing off bits of vinyl? put a layer of something else on top of it to protect it. so my assumption is that the LAST record preservative is a thin lacquer that is applied over the grooves. so on the other hand, you're not really improving the cohesiveness of the molecules, you're just putting new molecules over the old molecules so the new molecules get worn off instead of the old one.

TLDR - it's just a thin lacquer that you apply over the surface of the record to protect the grooves.

― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, November 21, 2019 8:08 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink


definitely need a few gallons of this as the molecular cohesion of my records has really gone to shit over the last few years, can barely open the door of my record room, molecules all over the damn place

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:36 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

every time i come home from the record store with new molecules of music, my partner is always on my case like "but you never listen to the molecules you already have!"

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:37 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 22 November 2019 00:00 (twenty hours ago) link

seconded

Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 November 2019 00:04 (twenty hours ago) link


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