Even though it's called Rectal Anarchy, I can't help but think this album cover belongs in this thread.
https://img.discogs.com/zV110HtBwSO9WKYv0NgGBWjB-u8=/fit-in/599x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-117527-1201393137.jpeg.jpg
― grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link
The answer is obviously Anal Vaginatör. None of the other band names have diacritical marks, which is like -250 points in my book.
― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
both Anal Blasphemy (not represented here) and Anal Vomit are really good bands. Voted for "other" because Anal Blasphemy seriously kick ass nb in addition to their anti-Christian stuff they do anti-Islam stuff which in the present political climate feels gross as hell but coming from them feels like they're trying to prove they aren't narrow-minded about which blasphemies get the anal treatment
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 19 August 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link
I've oft wondered how one blasphemes anally.
― The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 August 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link
(Had to go with the explosive garland, for the record.)
― The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 August 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 20 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
good poll
anal depression
― marcos, Sunday, 20 August 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link
anal depression, cuz that just is a loaded name if i've seen one
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 20 August 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link
Lol Joanie i like Anal Vomit too. But i can't talk to people about them cos...Anal Vomit
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 August 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link
going for anal exorcism bc it sounds cool and gross, gonna check them out now
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Sunday, 20 August 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
anal exorcism is a good choice too
― marcos, Sunday, 20 August 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
this is colloquially known as "the runs"
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 August 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link
I was gonna add Anal Blast to the list until I realized I was getting them mixed up with Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. Now that I've refreshed my memory, Anal Blast are godawful with titles/lyrics even worse than a certain other "Anal ____" band not on this list, and DD and the TTs aren't far behind.
I'm only mentioning that so I can post this:
In early 2011 the band's 4th album "A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity" was released to rave reviews [6] on Slinging Pig records and went on to sell a negative number of copies.[7]
Anal Vomit does rule, however.
― Devilock, Sunday, 20 August 2017 05:33 (six years ago) link
Hot Buttered Anal tho wtf
― davey, Sunday, 20 August 2017 08:13 (six years ago) link
Having my breakfast here...
― Mark G, Sunday, 20 August 2017 08:34 (six years ago) link
Voted Anal Depression, sounds like suicidal black metal + anus, which I can't really fathom
Anal Squirt Massacre = mass food poisoning?
― airdnb (Tom Violence), Sunday, 20 August 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
maybe you need a longer sounding line?
― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Sunday, 20 August 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
Anal Slave of Satan (a.k.a. A.S.S., ASS)
I like how the contrived acronym is so much milder than the full name.
― jmm, Sunday, 20 August 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
Aren't they always? (e.g. "A.C.")
― Mark G, Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link
Oh yeah, clearly "You Missed One"...
― Mark G, Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
Deliberately left them out. Wanted this strictly low level bands!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 August 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 21 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
OTM
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 21 August 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
Missed the best - Black Anal Goat Vomit (raw bm from Australia)
― Yelploaf, Monday, 21 August 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
Anal Blast are actually kinda funny.
But what is an Anal Blast
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 January 2020 01:12 (four years ago) link
a toot
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 19 January 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link
Blast implies more than a toot
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 January 2020 01:15 (four years ago) link
Like if I tell the host of a party "I just anal blasted" i feel like their expectations might be much worse
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 January 2020 01:16 (four years ago) link
it's metal so everyone's a little hyperbolic
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 19 January 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link
I saw Anal Blast live once, at a fest on the Asbury Park boardwalk. They were...unmemorable, but I do have the feeling one member mooned the audience at one point.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 19 January 2020 02:50 (four years ago) link
It was probably Don
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 January 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link
Hot Buttered Anal (a.k.a. H.B.A.)
I think they missed making an Isaac Hayes reference by not naming their band Hot Buttered Asshole.
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 19 January 2020 09:00 (four years ago) link
No Anal Anus? smh
― pomenitul, Sunday, 19 January 2020 09:24 (four years ago) link
The Aesthetics and Psychology of Gaping Anal(less metal more vaporwave?)
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 19 January 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
from metal-archives.com, some other worthy honorable mentions:
Anal AssAnal DeathAnal GetawayAnal Stabwound (a legit great one-person band, a teenager at that!)Anal TeethGargling Anal FungusMorbid Anal FogAn-Al Gore (lol politics)Secret Anal Terrorist
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 04:37 (one year ago) link
Bumbum AssBooty DeathBunghole GetawayKeister StabwoundBum TeethGargling Bum FungusMorbid Bum FogButtocks-Al GoreSecret Bum Terrorist
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 05:13 (one year ago) link
Anal Ass
Clearly the Mr Mister of this genre
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 05:46 (one year ago) link
Kyrie Eleisonthrough the polyps in my butthole
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 05:51 (one year ago) link
― The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, August 19, 2017 7:57 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Just use a little imagination.
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 16:34 (one year ago) link
2022: the year a band called Anal Stabwound made it not only into The Wire (I reviewed a streaming metal festival, he was a highlight) but onto Spin's Best Metal of 2022 list.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link
I don't know the backstory but I just remembered the ongoing Cradle of Filth thing with Anal Blast. They titled their debut Vaginal Vempire and according to metal-archives, booked CoF's first U.S. show.
https://i.imgur.com/mfo95ZQ.jpg
― Devilock, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link