MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

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Can I petition to have the thread title changed to "BOVRIL RULZ" etc?

Mark C, Monday, 19 May 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

remy, bless him, pocketed the bovril

jergïns, Monday, 19 May 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.

remy bean, Monday, 19 May 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

HI DERE OUT OF CONTEXT THREAD

HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I was in the supermarket in the "international" section and they had a product that looked exactly like Bovril, same bottle and font I think, but it ws called something else.

Plz explain, Mark C. Is it export Bovril because Bovril is such a bad name??

wilter, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

As far as I can tell Bonox is the Aussie equivalent, but it is in a vegemite-style jar rather than Bovril-style, being also made by Kraft.

Or was it Oxo Spread?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/20/72451728_82995dce8d.jpg

Mark C, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

p.s. that is not the real (or at least British) Bovril label.

Mark C, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't remember, I might buy it.

wilter, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

While I appreciate reading the rankings (LOL at "NOT EATING"), I would like to see scorecards and photographs, please, Mr. Justen.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

WHAT NO DICK SMITH'S "AUSSIEMITE" ????

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Dick King Smith?

http://www.biography.com/animalographies/images/babe.jpg

Mark C, Thursday, 22 May 2008 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link

uptoeleven Nick, what do you think of Bovril?

Mark C, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I *think* i like it but my experiences have been mostly confined to the terraces of various football grounds in winter months. I don't think this is an entirely fair test as I'm going to be in love with anything cockles-warming in such nads-shrinking situations.

I can say with confidence, however, that both marmite and vegemite be GROSS. Bovril pwns by default but I shall test it under climate-controlled conditions this weekend and report back.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Smashing - don't forget, good white bread, lightly toasted, generously buttered, with Bovril spread thinly and eaten while still hot. Man, I wonder if I can arrange for this to be my lunch?

Mark C, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I should have a party where all of the finger food is made of marmite/vegemite/bovril.

HI DERE, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

do you hate your guests?

jergïns, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

it came to me late the other night, when i was drunk with a friend and we were doing some tasting

marmite's a salt lick. in 'edible' form

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i bought some bovril yesterday and i had some on toast first, then in a hot drink, and i liked both (i'd realised i couldn't remember it very well because it had been such a long time). i still prefer vegemite on toast but bovril is better for drinking. also, i hate marmite.

estela, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

hey i hate marmite too!

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah aussiemite is likely better than marmite.

wilter, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

what in the fuck even is 'mar' btw.

wilter, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link

mar's bar?

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i heard men sprang from thence.

estela, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

mar (mär)
1. To inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on.
2. To impair the soundness, perfection, or integrity of; spoil.

estela, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

(mär)

that's cute, the dots over the a

jergïns, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

wanna see a party trick?

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

i think so.

estela, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

MARMITE SUX

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link

aww

sunny successor, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Vegemite kicks all of this ass btw

sunny successor, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

otm

estela, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

look now!!

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

GIS for mar, 1st result http://www.porkfist.com/images/zoo/bclions1_2.jpg

wilter, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link

btw gis for salt lick is kinda disturbing

jergins, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

;_;

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Rubyredd, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

:D

:D

:D

:D

i am not as disturbed by the party trick as i was hoping to be.

estela, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

you're all mental

Rubyredd, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Vegemite is the greatest of all spreads!! NO ARGUMENTS TO THIS FACT!!

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 29 May 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

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Mark C, Thursday, 29 May 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

what the hell? mightymite???

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/evryaustralian_2006_718690

sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

ooo look its best before the evilest day of the year.

sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

luckiest day i thought??

jergïns, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

oh jergz. how are you still alive?

sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously!

jergins, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

oh ya i am stronger than dirt

jergïns, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf this was the best answer?

jergins, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

wiki 11/11 says:

1975 - Australian constitutional crisis of 1975: Australian Governor-General Sir John Kerr dismisses the government of Gough Whitlam and commissions Malcolm Fraser as caretaker Prime Minister, and announces a general election to be held in early December.

SEE

sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

1975 - Australian constitutional crisis of 1975: Jim Kerr from Simple Minds dismisses the government of Gough Whitlam and commissions Malcolm Fraser as caretaker Prime Minister, and announces a general election to be held in early December.

fixed for more accurate history

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

"11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger placed within our cellular
memory banks prior to our descent into matter which,
when activated, signifies that our time of
completion is near. "

http://www.mcs.ca/vitalspark/2020_schools/302elvn00.html

sunny successor, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

this thread has turned more serious than i could have imagined

jergïns, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link


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