THREAD TO ESTABLISH PERMANENT EMOTICON TO BE USED IN RESPONSE TO POSTS EXPOSING HATRED OF PERFECT FOODS SUCH AS CORN DOGS

Jesus, this is the perfect food for me to make for the house of four dudes I currently live with.

It's meatless for me, yet shows the kind of trademark disregard for all food-related decency that makes the early-20's American male salivate.

You'll be a hero!

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oops, wrong thread.

No, I think this is exactly the right thread.

Minnesotans don't eat lutefisk. They only have it on the store shelves for show. Minnesotans eat Leann Chin's orange chicken, and are terrified of eating at any restaurant that is not a fast food chain.

Except.. I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.

Also I am mostly indifferent to corn dogs.

I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.

This is simultaneously a Raymond Carver short story and a Zen koan.

i have never had a corn dog, but i have had corn and dog. no wait...

i have had a "lobster corn dog"

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

Only way to have a lobster corn dog is if you are wearing capris.

I'm not sure why my wife calls them "bitch pants".

Does it have to do with the pants themselves or what's inside?

This thread is making my head spin.

But I might just be hungry.

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

the dog = lobster. it is native to the region of HI DERE.

but not to hi dere's native region

so we are talking lobster breaded in corn meal?!?!???

scarawesomed

So, wait, how is the lobster cooked then... just, like, fried inside the breading?

Hmmmmmm. I might be able to get behind that.

Fried inside the exoskeleton even. It's an oddly shaped dog.

Well, I do like crunchy snacks...

i feel like i am living in a lobster trap of lies

Claw your way out.

Birth pants are made out of placentas. Asshole pants are made out of hemp.

never heard of a lobster corn dog. i have heard of a lobster roll though which is a hot dog bun filled with lobster meat.

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22lobster+corn+dog%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

one of those links claims it as a signature Michael Mina recipe, but I thot Jasper White was first

could be wrong

xp mmmmmm lobster rolls YUM

omg I was hoping the lobster corn dog involved lobster sausage mmmmmmmmmmm

lobstage

The tantric form of poppage, I presume.

i had corn and dog tonight. also, coleslaw, watermelon and the king of beers.

authorities are negotiating round-the-clock for your release.

bob dylan played my last meal

nothing ruins an execution like a dancing dude with "SOY BOMB" painted on his chest

Not if he's the guy being executed.

I thought that guy was really cool in junior high.

Bahaha, yup, I still have a pic I drew of him & Dylan. Not wort scanning tho.

ITR CLASSIC THREAD BUMP

also i want a corn dog

just reading through this made me sort of almost yearn for the days of yesteryear, but it didn't make me want a corn dog

still thinking the lobster dog might be good, tho

you know you totally want a corn dog, stop fronting

RONG

considering eating the last hot cross bun in the house, tho

are you sure it isn't a corn dog in cunning disguise

i am impressed that sara eats imaginary food that only exists in nursery rhymes

when I was a confused child, I thought "hot cross buns" had something to do with the Klan

you should probably go out in the back yard and harvest your gumdrop tree while you are at it

xpost hahhahaaa really?

no, not really ;_;