HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer

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http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=5879978

Cornballer

first thing i thought of!

Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.

haha, like maybe he chopped the wrong one?

move to ITR?

yes

YES YES YES YES

yep

Move to deep fat fryer.

FUCKING BE CAREFUL.ca

http://www.petercallesen.com/index/images/White-Hand.jpg

WELCOME TO ITR!

I keep forgetting that I'm like the only person who uses Site New Answers

Site New Answers is key

I have no idea how people don't use Site New Answers

ah thanks, I just switched.

http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/toxi.JPG
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/hands.JPG

It wants to be longer.

hmm http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/

I always thought this sounded like a really good idea because then your hand would be a yummy snack for whenever you needed it.

What happens when you finish your hand?

then you qualify for a good parking space and a helper monkey.

your fried is dumb as shit.

among most entertaining thread reads ever.

an ex girlfriend's mother did, in all seriousness, do this once.

she used to dip her hand in the (turned off) deep fat fryer and flick oil into a frying pan for the breakfast in the mornings. one day, someone turned it on first. not very nice.

Dan, did you remember to leave a mint under the pillow for our new thread friend?

why is my thread here?

because you are a winner!!!!

TADAH!

you people are full of jokes

fried jokes

I marked it work unsafe so the bright colors would make it easier for you to find. because here at the ITR, we care.

YOU THINK THEY GAVE YOU A HARD TIME

DEEP FRIED BABY

How's your friend (besides tasty)?

I guess this didn't happen after all ;_;

at least he didn't put his eye in there.

True

he probably immediately touched his eye

Will they never learn?

pics?

james redd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

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omg

omg

I did not need to watch that

a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay

sorry CaAL - figured reposting a video in the 'HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer' came with an implicit health warning

disappointed that no-one responded 'madness' to Richard 3

a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay

this is a hell of a short story

"sustained grunt" is haunting

a sustained grunt would be what i'd imagine you'd muster if transfixed by a longbow

that's pretty much what it was like. he was extremely tough - there were cashiers in the front, 10 feet away, who didn't even know what had happened until later. even me, right by him - i don't think i noticed until a few seconds into it. it was the splash of all the oil onto the floor and fryer area that i noticed first

one of the big cliques in our school were the cowboys. he was older than me by about 5 years, but he was definitely a cowboy. as you'd expect, one big thing about them was toughness and not crying and just trying to be a badass. or not trying to be, i guess - they'd fucking burn their arms in a deep fryer and not even scream, that seems legit.