Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

perpetual shoes

not this again

fred the conqueror and friends

integral

brigands, thieves, and baggage handlers

calligraphy club policy wonks

b+ for effort

cerulean is a type of blue, shelby, so ontologically i'm correct if i just say blue instead

the disconcerted

the society for collecting and organizing similar things of a similar nature

i think we're pretty much in the near future by now

the fringe philatelists

think outside the orgone box

Fake ID

bookmarks

1 year passes...

the seldom

monograph

a hot dog is not a sandwich

the new seldom featuring jeff

a solitary herd

cloaca

frump

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the corduroy revolution

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:03 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aaron & the Sea

Jared & the Mill

...both real bands I've seen live :(

― Ys Man a.k.a. Have One on G (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:05 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bullion

crochet the fuck out of that scarf

whatchu talkin bout, bruce willis?

oleo

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:48 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

those seem purposefully baumbachian, xpost

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:49 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perpetual shoes

not this again

fred the conqueror and friends

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:58 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

integral

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:14 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brigands, thieves, and baggage handlers

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:38 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calligraphy club policy wonks

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:55 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

b+ for effort

cerulean is a type of blue, shelby, so ontologically i'm correct if i just say blue instead

the disconcerted

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 08:49 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the society for collecting and organizing similar things of a similar nature

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:30 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think we're pretty much in the near future by now

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fringe philatelists

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:37 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think outside the orgone box

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:47 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fake ID

― "Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 27 September 2015 11:15 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bookmarks

― sleepingsignal, Sunday, 27 September 2015 14:51 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pope Francis

I Still Buy CDs

the side parts

stoats!

the poltergeist curse

fabric

the selvage boys

emoticonicon

a fistful of dolores

tinctures, salves, and ointments

blessed with thick hair

mustaches

winter cotillion: a remembrance

the franchise

glue sticks

Try The Veal

I'll Be Here, All Weak

Money For Old Rope

rope culture

ok, that ways horrible.

was

too drunk to post

the visceral impact of words

houses (band)

your search - the blumplinsiltskins - did not match any documents

diminishing returns

Box Wine

http://www.markzubia.com/los_guys.html

For more than a decade Phoenix-based Los Guys have been making their signature brand of rock and roll, wowing audiences with vibrant lives shows and serving up a sweet soundtrack to many a memorable night out. Led by singer/guitarist Mark Zubia, the four-piece has become one of the most beloved roots-rock outfits in Arizona. The group originally began as a kind of loose knit covers outfit playing fabled local watering holes and putting their own spin on blues, country and pop favorites from everyone from the Rolling Stones to Lucinda Williams. Early on, the band provided an escape for Zubia from his main outfit, the critically-acclaimed major-label signed Pistoleros. Yet, over the years, Los Guys has grown into a serious project its own right. In addition to playing literally thousands of gigs, the band has released a live concert collection and two albums, all of which capture their unique blend of musical brawn, windswept melody and goodtime boozy charm. Whatever the event or occasion, Los Guys and their grab bag of great tunes, virtuoso musicianship and electrifying showmanship are the stuff that will have audiences dancing the night

HVAC

This band's name, Weird Guilty Pleasures, isn't awful, but they have definitely written the most boring band bio possible: “Adam and Dylan have been friends and have been in a few bands together in the past. Michael and Adam were childhood friends, but didn’t see each other much after they moved. Once they met up again years later, they realized both were musicians and the band started to take form bringing everyone together.” (From here.)

The Canadian Hicks

double denim

the notaries public

cartilage

eliminated in the third round

the tri-blends

oafs

conventionally moderately attractive

the original omaha scooter boys

slapfight

the co-salutatorians

contemplating mildred

the last fotomat

tube of juice
runner and daylight
poison lolly
algorhythmics

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, April 29, 2013 11:36 PM (2 years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROalU379l3U

wear it in good health, you

the ashen

receipts

of des moines

gentlemen, please

the disinclined

Your Dad's Porn 'Tache vs Your Dad's Porn Stash

Love Actuary

Love Actuary

That's racist!

Was just thinking about this thread after hearing Mike Posner for the first time and thinking that was the kind of name that if I had it I sure as hell would not perform under it.

Southampton v West Brom

Preoccupations

The Sideboards

I was thinking a good name for a bad upbeat indie dance-rock band would be The Password is Password

The Drapery

the people's band f/ jim oberson and the new scalawags

the claimants

acquiesce

stryofoam as a concept