When I become Emperor I will ban all songwriting credits from ever being published
― 龜, Sunday, April 5, 2015 11:05 AM
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
but then we'd have no Alexander Nevermind!
― clouds, Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
songwriting credits are the most valuable part of music
― example (crüt), Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
^ truth bomb
Songwriting is important, though, so if I were dayo's vizier I'd impose a tax on listeners requests for credits, with the revenue going to the songwriters.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link
This thread is going to hell. It's not a debate team, it's a thread of truth bombs. Truth Bombs: behaviors or events that repeat themselves in a sincere and sometimes surprising.
Forks following post may not be the king of truth bombs but. Sirs, it's is, without a doubt a Truth Bomb.
I was not 15 when I was in college, but really, I kind of was.― mh, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 7:48 PM
This British bullying needs to be taken elsewhere NOW.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Monday, 6 April 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
wat
― mh, Monday, 6 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link
love you sunny
When dayo is emperor, it is a truth bomb that he's liable to ban songwriting credits
― deej loaf (D-40), Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link
when people seem to disapprove so much of sites that are basically just people talking to each other, i wonder what kind of peaceful, uneventful, unfailingly polite human interaction they expect millions of people to maintain every single day of their lives
― some dude, Thursday, 16 April 2015 17:14 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 April 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link
I find almost all of my day to day real life encounters to be pleasant or at least inoffensive. Flesh & blood humans generally know how to be polite ime.
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link
one the good things abt online is u cn talk abt things that ppl are generally not comfortable with or just dont feel like talking abt irl, a lot of mediating a polite non combustable space irl is not going there which is fine but its cool to be able to go there also
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
not even to mention the threat of physical violence present irl
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
plenty of threats of physical violence online too tbf
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:33 (nine years ago) link
you can threaten someone with physical violence online but nothing will ever happen, irl the threat of physical violence is just part of the equation of how ppl interact
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link
unless yr bill magill
― truvada mangano (clouds), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link
did bill fight irl!
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link
wat?????no way
how much do u bench?
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link
i don't have the patience to find the BmG and Cankles back and forth on ILNFL but i definitely know there was never any closure on that story
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link
morbs offered pavement to someone once that was good
nb sidewalk, darragh, he offered sidewalk
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link
Yeah but did he make good on his offer
― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link
just kitchen floor
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
cats: the most charming assholes of the animal kingdom― bizarro gazzara, Monday, April 20, 2015
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
the only future we are inevitably heading towards is the heat death of the universe
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Wednesday, May 6, 2015 12:29 PM (1 minute ago)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
"bloopblorp is a site that lets you share the things you like with others in your network."
― call all destroyer, Monday, April 9, 2012 3:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"
― the late great, Monday, April 9, 2012 3:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I still think about this exchange like every time I hear about some stupid new app
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i62.tinypic.com/14dj3nt.png
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
:)
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
oh no
― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
who fucking cares about this asshole
― Treeship, Thursday, May 21, 2015 8:55 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Jay Leno included in the montage. Treeship appears in this thread.
― pplains, Thursday, May 21, 2015 11:35 AM (7 hours ago)
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
The Jay Leno of ILX
― a (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/woman-winking.jpg
― Treeship, Friday, 22 May 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/158759893-season-9-pictured-host-jay-leno-gettyimages.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DIWSAsset%26k%3D2%26d%3DGkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QenHcNzye2x70oiVXzcifTyviWIw+dsr2SohbxoURAR3
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link
ime truth bomb
There is one Mormon guy I know who seems to fancy himself as some sort of wise thinker but actually seems kind of dense ...
― joygoat, Monday, June 29, 2015 10:57 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pretty sure this is all Mormon guys
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Monday, June 29, 2015 1:48 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link
you could even cross out "guy"
tbf really just the first of the half of the sentiment
― the late great, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
― the late great, Monday, June 29, 2015 8:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
or you could even cross out "Mormon" works either way
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link
people treat colleges like the DMV or frankly the justice system - vaguely wanting harsh 'rigor' for everyone else but a careful and supporting environment for themselves or their kids
― goole, Thursday, July 2, 2015 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2015 06:14 (eight years ago) link
please no one get started about foreskins
― gr8080, Thursday, July 2, 2015 3:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hell Books (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link
iPhone games help quiet life's microrages― Nhex, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:37 AM
― Nhex, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:37 AM
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
"How Bizarre" is a great song because its main influences seem to be Bob Dylan and booty bass. The world needs more music like that.
― zvincter (The Reverend), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link
and mariachi!
― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Friday, 28 August 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
djp
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link
yeah, that's a good post
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link
whoa, never realized that the man in the yellow hat looked like a banana before.― fish or click bait (how's life), Thursday, April 23, 2015
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
wookieepedia confirms - bail organa was on alderaan when it was obliterated
― balls, Sunday, November 8, 2015 10:53 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
man there's a lot of reasons i'm happy the internet didn't exist when i was a kid but wookieepedia is one of the few non-pornographic ones
― balls, Sunday, November 8, 2015 10:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
http://41.media.tumblr.com/2ebf2937d284cd9a644d26de576e580f/tumblr_nyt5oauYQ21r707vso1_500h.jpg
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
Ouch.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
literally just printed that out and put it on my fridge
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
Depression and what it's really like
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Where's that from? Would read that depressing comic.
― Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 6 December 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link