MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

seriously, where is lingberry, and what has he done with poor remy?

(sorry jergins, false alarm)

goodbye everyone, i have to go to work now, wilter you will have to stand in for me, i will check in as soon as i can.

no worries

i'm on the edge of my seat in anticipation

i'm quietly confident

im confused but no one will believe me

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Bovril the lesser of 3 evils apparently.

lessest

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lol awesome

lol who added up the marks.

:) :) :)

DID ANYONE DRINK THE BOVRIL??

Estie you know I heart you too, especially now you are a loser.

mark c, 'estie' is esteban buttez's nickname, how much ignominy must i suffer in one day?

I'm sorry. Is it rude of me to have been waiting for you to say that :)

(but if you will choose an internet sobriquet then I don't think you can complain about any nicknames it may gather! What you need is a good, solid, real name, like Mark. Actually you don't, Mark's a terrible, dull name, I wish I'd thought of something witty when I re-registered)

<3 estela <3

OMFG THAT IS ACTUALLY AN ELEVEN FOR MARMITE

HAHAHAHA VEGEMITE LOST BY HEAPS AND HEAPS

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAY :)

i just got home from work and this has totally made my night

That's a pretty big cheer for a losing extract spread, rubes.

WHATEVER

IT WAS PRACTICALLY A TIE

I'M JUST HAPPPY THAT VEGEMITE CAME LAST

ELEVEN OUT OF FIFTY = nOT IMPRESSIVE

I reckon real Marmite would have come last.

11 out of 25, Nick.

DOH. I NOT SO MUCH with the maths eh?

SPAZZO

ELEVEN IS STILL WAY BETTER THAN EIGHT AND EXTREMELY CLOSE TO 11.5

X-(

STILL THEY ALL SUUUUUUUUUCK>

WHAT ELSE COULD HAVE ITS ESSENCE EXTRACTERATED TO MAKE AN EXTRACT?

Extract of cake please.

PORK

a scoreboard that says M vegemite B marmite V bovril followed by adding mistakes is not a scoreboard i can take too seriously.

So who exactly are you calling a cheat, Lxy, Lingbert or Jergins?

even though she wasn't there, and even though i <3 her, i am inclined to blame rubitchredd for this entire fiasco.

how do people eat that shit on a daily basis? they were tolerably bad upon first smell and taste, but then the aftertaste and the....aftersmell? WOULD NOT GO AWAY. the longer i sat there, the more i wanted to keep lowering my scores. eventually i just gave up. i tried to kill the aftertaste with joffas and beer, but nothing worked. as for the ability to linger, all 3 foodstuffs are champs.

my description of the smell and taste was something like "yeasty nursing home and asshole."

btw my #1 actually ended up being vegemite somehow. it wasn't a clear winner in my head, more just that it happened to end up having the most points.

btw estela the expression on your dog's face was perfect for what was sitting in front of it.

also, the line "so i hit him in the face with a vegemite sandwich" doesn't sound so comical anymore. gross.

So none of you actually liked any of the spreads? Maybe John Justen will come to Bovril's rescue.

I reckon real Marmite would have come last first.

I can't even eat twiglets any more, they're just nasty.

remy liked bovril

lol "real marmite" oh boy can't wait to try it

but seriously, thanks to all who sent stuff. it was gross, but now i know. joffas are pretty good, though.

i liked the potential of bovril. the execution was ... well, significantly better than that of vegemite/marmite. i kept eating it though, in the same guilty and perverse fashion in which i dip crackers in the oil that comes atop peanut butter. it seems like it would be a wonderful ingredient for a molecular gastronomer.

vegemite was decent (if too salty) but the aftertaste lingered and lingered and lingered. neither whiskey nor soda nor water nor bread could clear it from my palate. i left my big scorecard at the lxy/jergz compound, but i believe i described the appearance as 'bloody boogers' and the taste as 'sweat from a dehydrated arab's scrotum'

marmite did not lead one to create crude, lewd, biological metaphors, just imparted sensation of eating something muddy, british, and very very old. like the schmutz that might've gotten stuck on the bottom of James Herriot's wellingtons.

Cheers Remy, and I'm glad you liked it!

i think i had it years ago, on top of ice cream, on a dare.

my stomach still feels weird

yeah, i have had an interesting day today ... gastronomically.