Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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Food Court

rip van wanko, Saturday, 29 March 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link

Humerus

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 29 March 2014 10:39 (ten years ago) link

The Pedestrians

MarkoP, Saturday, 29 March 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Annual Checkup

Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 March 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link

Indefinite Articles

MarkoP, Saturday, 29 March 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

Conjugation and the Three Verbs

Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

Javascript Is Not Enabled In Your Browser

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 30 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

add something in parentheses and it could be a Jim Steinman song title

Neanderthal, Sunday, 30 March 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

The Musicologist Society

MarkoP, Sunday, 30 March 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

blank white paper

one year passes...

the seldom

monograph

a hot dog is not a sandwich

the new seldom featuring jeff

a solitary herd

cloaca

frump

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link

the corduroy revolution

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

Aaron & the Sea

Jared & the Mill

...both real bands I've seen live :(

Ys Man a.k.a. Have One on G (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:05 (eight years ago) link

bullion

crochet the fuck out of that scarf

whatchu talkin bout, bruce willis?

oleo

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link

those seem purposefully baumbachian, xpost

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:49 (eight years ago) link

perpetual shoes

not this again

fred the conqueror and friends

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link

integral

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:14 (eight years ago) link

brigands, thieves, and baggage handlers

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:38 (eight years ago) link

calligraphy club policy wonks

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link

b+ for effort

cerulean is a type of blue, shelby, so ontologically i'm correct if i just say blue instead

the disconcerted

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:49 (eight years ago) link

the society for collecting and organizing similar things of a similar nature

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:30 (eight years ago) link

i think we're pretty much in the near future by now

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link

the fringe philatelists

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:37 (eight years ago) link

think outside the orgone box

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:47 (eight years ago) link

Fake ID

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:15 (eight years ago) link

bookmarks

sleepingsignal, Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

1 year passes...

the seldom

monograph

a hot dog is not a sandwich

the new seldom featuring jeff

a solitary herd

cloaca

frump

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 05:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the corduroy revolution

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:03 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aaron & the Sea

Jared & the Mill

...both real bands I've seen live :(

― Ys Man a.k.a. Have One on G (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:05 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bullion

crochet the fuck out of that scarf

whatchu talkin bout, bruce willis?

oleo

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:48 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

those seem purposefully baumbachian, xpost

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:49 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perpetual shoes

not this again

fred the conqueror and friends

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 06:58 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

integral

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:14 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brigands, thieves, and baggage handlers

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:38 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calligraphy club policy wonks

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 07:55 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

b+ for effort

cerulean is a type of blue, shelby, so ontologically i'm correct if i just say blue instead

the disconcerted

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 08:49 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the society for collecting and organizing similar things of a similar nature

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:30 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think we're pretty much in the near future by now

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fringe philatelists

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:37 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think outside the orgone box

― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:47 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fake ID

― "Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 27 September 2015 11:15 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bookmarks

― sleepingsignal, Sunday, 27 September 2015 14:51 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

Pope Francis

nose, Sunday, 27 September 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

I Still Buy CDs

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 28 September 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the side parts

stoats!

the poltergeist curse

fabric

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link

the selvage boys

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 09:19 (eight years ago) link

emoticonicon

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 09:26 (eight years ago) link

a fistful of dolores

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 09:33 (eight years ago) link

tinctures, salves, and ointments

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 10:23 (eight years ago) link

blessed with thick hair

mustaches

winter cotillion: a remembrance

the franchise

glue sticks

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 10:51 (eight years ago) link

Try The Veal

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:10 (eight years ago) link

I'll Be Here, All Weak

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link

Money For Old Rope

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:16 (eight years ago) link

rope culture

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:19 (eight years ago) link

ok, that ways horrible.

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:22 (eight years ago) link

was

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link

too drunk to post

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

the visceral impact of words

houses (band)

your search - the blumplinsiltskins - did not match any documents

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

diminishing returns

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Box Wine

Hideous Lump, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

http://www.markzubia.com/los_guys.html

For more than a decade Phoenix-based Los Guys have been making their signature brand of rock and roll, wowing audiences with vibrant lives shows and serving up a sweet soundtrack to many a memorable night out. Led by singer/guitarist Mark Zubia, the four-piece has become one of the most beloved roots-rock outfits in Arizona. The group originally began as a kind of loose knit covers outfit playing fabled local watering holes and putting their own spin on blues, country and pop favorites from everyone from the Rolling Stones to Lucinda Williams. Early on, the band provided an escape for Zubia from his main outfit, the critically-acclaimed major-label signed Pistoleros. Yet, over the years, Los Guys has grown into a serious project its own right. In addition to playing literally thousands of gigs, the band has released a live concert collection and two albums, all of which capture their unique blend of musical brawn, windswept melody and goodtime boozy charm. Whatever the event or occasion, Los Guys and their grab bag of great tunes, virtuoso musicianship and electrifying showmanship are the stuff that will have audiences dancing the night

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

HVAC

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 11 December 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link

This band's name, Weird Guilty Pleasures, isn't awful, but they have definitely written the most boring band bio possible: “Adam and Dylan have been friends and have been in a few bands together in the past. Michael and Adam were childhood friends, but didn’t see each other much after they moved. Once they met up again years later, they realized both were musicians and the band started to take form bringing everyone together.” (From here.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 21 December 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

The Canadian Hicks

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

double denim

the notaries public

cartilage

eliminated in the third round

the tri-blends

oafs

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 December 2015 06:46 (eight years ago) link


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