Full disclosure: in a sulk at Stoke's equaliser, I went to get a brew on while Lowton was spanking that in, and on my return thought his celebration was him running to square up to a Stoke player― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, April 6, 2013 3:55 PM (1 hour ago)
― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, April 6, 2013 3:55 PM (1 hour ago)
had a little chuckle at this earlier, not least because I suspect it to be entirely true
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Its always a treat to see this thread on the front page. Under-utilised imo.
Certainly see the potential for disgracing yourself when footcelsioring (ouch) your own material, but I think dmac knew he was playing it safe with that'n upthread
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
true, he'd have looked silly if he'd missed the target, but he pulled it off with that one.
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
He could try that again a hundred times geoff tell you what
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
it's rare that I'm in awe of an ILX post, but
twins
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
You're above this place, we get it.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
?
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link
Was detecting a certain 'most of your work is poor but I, imago, have identified one which meets my standards', but tbh it was too late and I may have been hacked off over an evening of other stuff. Apologies if I'm misreading.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 09:50 (ten years ago) link
really adding value to footcelsior there
you were def projecting
just saying that one rarely derives awe from any internet messageboard, no qualm intended
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
Fair point, sorry bro.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link
idgi tho
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitris_Salpingidis
― Number None, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was genius even before I saw the salpingidis/gitis connection tbh.
― So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 14 June 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
I like being reminded Owen Hargreaves exists.I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:46 Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkEh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:46 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Eh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Saturday, 17 August 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link
wtf hey
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (born 21 April 1992), commonly known as Isco (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈisko]), is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Real Madrid mainly as an attacking midfielder. He wears the number 23 shirt as a tribute to his hero Shola Ameobi
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), 1. syyskuuta 2013 13:56 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What's the "unusual" part in this one?
― Tuomas, 04 September 2013 06:23 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Transfer window Poll # 1: Bale vs Aspas
^^^a single perfect crystal of its era
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Thursday, 5 September 2013 07:16 (ten years ago) link
yeah
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link
this is my first time ever posting to ILF and i dunno where to put this so i'll put it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwwqtty6jyY
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
and that, son, is why we don't scissor kick it out of our own area
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
Fuck I have to get a train to Sunderland tomorrow and everything.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:44 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean this is genuinely the stupidest managerial appointment in Premiership history and that's not even defending O'Neill.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:47 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You're the new Sunderland boss???
― Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:48 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― C/3 Jenks kakling Neu! military£ absinthe snkkt! pckls Özil JTCF njhtdgs (imago), Sunday, 22 September 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
Joining an august club like Liverpool was not compatible with his rebellious side
― nakhchivan, Friday, October 25, 2013 6:40 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
august til mid november club morelike
― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Friday, October 25, 2013 6:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
Spurs
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 25 October 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
Moyes - I'll take any kind of win
Would like if this was made into a musical number.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 27 October 2013 10:40 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this keeps giving :D
― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Sunday, 27 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
Gerrard with a beautiful 80 yard great owlet moth plum onto the big man's forehead.― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:00 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:00 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gaze not into the navel (onimo), Thursday, 12 December 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
this was underappreciated on ILE I thought:
R.I.P. Television Without Pityhttp://io9.com/its-hard-to-imagine-the-internet-without-television-wi-1553131720I don't understand how the web works as a business, but I can't see how no one else would be interested in buying TWP after NBCU decided to put it on the market. Daily Candy, sure, wgaf...but TWP is a treasure.― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:59 (Yesterday) PermalinkChelsea were interested at one point.― pandemic, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:03 (Yesterday) Permalink
http://io9.com/its-hard-to-imagine-the-internet-without-television-wi-1553131720
I don't understand how the web works as a business, but I can't see how no one else would be interested in buying TWP after NBCU decided to put it on the market. Daily Candy, sure, wgaf...but TWP is a treasure.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:59 (Yesterday) Permalink
Chelsea were interested at one point.
― pandemic, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:03 (Yesterday) Permalink
― boxall, Friday, 28 March 2014 03:56 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Natrijev hidroksid (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 March 2014 04:00 (ten years ago) link
sick of this corrupt fifa system, mythic oil does not produce those results
― r|t|c, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 1:15 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he messed up the chance to make it 8-0, certainly
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 1:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
haa
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
rtc and ogmor with two of the best footcelsiors of recent weeks in the space of 10 posts on the same thread; completely unrelated
"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014
― imago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
ironically enough shitty russian android® actually looks just like rob green at corners
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
oh right u meant the fulham zing, yeah that was a goodun
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
lol u don't say
true enough about mollycoddling, idk tribal self-mythologising nonsense probably but i've long felt there to be an interesting frisson whenever a top bloke geezer comes under the fannying aegis of the kewpie platonic poodle kennel. and now austin is becoming a hybrid fancyman
plus look no further than former petty thug karl henry now a responsible asthmatic piano playing chessmaster with a penchant for orlebar brown swimwear
thought occurred during wolves birmingham and reminiscing about blues ledges of the mid 90s who i could never tell apart but were thoroughly of the grim piece - grainger, devlin, tait, legg... all unthinkable in a hoops shirt
like hill and derry are the types who anywhere else would do their two year bid or month's loan and become a footnote, here as ott realness darlings we clasped them to our bosom for 5 years until their ears fell off and button eyes came unsewn
― r|t|c, Monday, November 3, 2014 9:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Monday, 3 November 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
love it when rtc stirs to full kewpie excoriation
i wouldnt care to speculate on whose style it's most redolent of but fwiw the op photo brings to mind a pair of roman centurions expelling a market scrote that has interrupted the crucifixtion
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:15 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Theyve stopped him getting to the cross
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:19 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
hell have been happy with that when he sees it this morning
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link
Is Jack Colback the least glamorous footballer in the Premier League?
― This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
going thru the motions here a bit but
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
Fellini starts up front, Martial on the bench.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:58 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fellaini
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:59 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
more of an 8½ than an orthodox #9
― Number None, Saturday, September 12, 2015 4:04 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my god
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
deems with the rabona cross, rtc with the scorpion finish
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
still most proud of res azpi loquitur far as regrettable lj catnip goes
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
lj catnip otm tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
what the hell time is it there deems
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it is TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY here gbx. time stops at 22:59:59 so it is that time
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:49 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i am currently awaiting confirmation from the FA as to whether i can move to the bedroom
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:50 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link
what's a club rep?― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:13 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's that attribute on Champ Manager that determines how likely big name players are to sign for you.― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:15 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link
Macklemore, "Same Love"
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 22 January 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link
djpd25 @DJ0725 Apr 19 @ChrisSmalling tell van gaal fuck off
just got a weird pang of nostalgia
― Number None, Thursday, June 2, 2016 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah that was one of transvision vamp's better songs
― real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, June 2, 2016 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 3 June 2016 05:57 (seven years ago) link
A boot miskicking a human face forever
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:51 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link