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I'm in DC at Hill Country watch the dude from Drive By Truckers at an open bar event. Have I mentioned lately that my life rules?

plz hug him for me

Hope you had a happy inauguration birthday, DJP!

IT WAS AWESOME

We are about to hit an afternoon party with RI senators

Okay the girl singing at this event is little-sister cute and all but someone needs to tell her she is just okay

Do it

I mean, probably don't

I hope you had a happy birthday, because seemingly 40 is treating you well, dude.

SO JEALOUS"

Turning 40, crushing dreams.

So that was awesome

woot!

where did you watch from?

We were seated about 100-150 yards back from the Capitol building

nice!

why am I at work? ;_;

To pay for last weekend.

All good things must end?

dear god

I just realized the Asia tour I did in college happened TWENTY YEARS AGO

When I turn 40, I'm going to wipe everything from before 2003 from my memory so this kind of thing can't happen.

you guys

http://www.thedrum.com/news/2013/01/28/rap-battle-between-teams-mooncup-and-tampon-latest-campaign-feminine-hygiene-brand

WHAT THE HELL

I'm at work, so I can't parse their arguments, but it looks like moon cup won

Just reading the text of that I fear for my brain if I should choose to look at it...

oh you should totally look at it

Let me know if their words are as powerful as their moves.

So.... Young Magic is incredible

youtubed a song and listened at extremely low volume. I think I like them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oafr76xYU9I

you guys

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/feb/11/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-heart-attack/

Guys, I found some other business names:

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Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 138,080
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 129,476
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Alzheimer's disease: 83,494
Diabetes: 69,071
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 50,476
Influenza and Pneumonia: 50,097
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 38,364

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Come out to the Intentional Self-Harm Gun Shop, we've got deals on shotguns.

Please register at the main office of the Alzheimer's Disease Middle School* before entering the rest of the halls.

* actually a grocery store

Our prices are so low, we must be crazy not be able to remember when we last updated them!

I miss you guys when I'm not running around exhaustedly, trying to fit everything in.

hey guys, need some music?

http://open.spotify.com/user/djperry1973/playlist/01gdGDqetro5AeAdposln1

this playlist has one song from every album available on Spotify that I put on my ballot for that "people's poll of awesome music 1996 - today) from last year

the ballot I submitted is here: http://peopleslist.pitchfork.com/list/a9f386e6/

i had no idea you repped for Watch the Throne this probably means i should listen to it at some point

fuck i wish that thing still existed to fill what is otherwise a fairly slow day at work

my relationship with that album basically went like this:

- I hear "Otis", think "eh this is okay"
- I see the "Otis" video, think "there seems to be a ton of fun behind this project that I missed, maybe I should check it out"
- I get the album, fall in love with "No Church in the Wild", "New Day" and "That's My Bitch" and ignore the rest of the album for weeks
- at some point I really listen to "Who Gon Stop Me" and realize the entire album is an explicit celebration of black overachievement
- I relisten to the entire album and begin treating it as a blatant political manifesto trumpeting entrepreneurial success rather than an album of loose party jams
- I start really fucking loving the unapologetic clarion call to succeed running through the album
- profit

forgot this existed:

http://www.zazzle.com/hastingsthread

hahaha I was just thinking of that the other day

http://rlv.zcache.com/isapi/designall.dll?rlvnet=1&realview=113914697655959301&design=99fd1edd-0432-4a35-a5e4-602603fa1011&style=infant_creeper&size=&color=white&pending=false&pdt=zazzle_shirt&max_dim=512&bg=FFFFFF

ok lol

omg yes

hahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Move to new (awesome, amazing) house happens on FRIDAY.

I hope I live that long, this is stressful.

Any chance we know the sex of John and K's baby? I only ask bc I just ran across a very cute hat for a baby that used to be Julia's - definitely would be for a girl, however.

I will probably pack it up, just in case. I just packed a huge bag of clothes J has outgrown for a friend who has two girls who are slightly younger.

btw, my kids are GIANTS now. wtf

Stop forcing your gender roles on my fetus lady.

The more real answer is tht we don't do the magic ultrasound that make genitals glow for 2 more weeks

haha ok, MESSAGE RECEIVED

I can't wait until you have a baby boy with this very girly hat on his head.

have I shared one of my most favorite threads ever with you guys

What kind of things did bully girls yell at the less athletic girls in the locker room back in high school, anyway?