SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

the only thing missing is dude's dress Zubaz

in my minds eye he is wearing them

man, following my company on Twitter was a terrible, terrible idea because I feel an almost overwhelming urge to clown their press tweets

Oh sure, follow THEM, but don't follow ME.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

*goes back to tweeting about another boring day*

I've been on Twitter all of 4 days!

happy holidays part 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL_Bbyi3ub8

And you're not following me yet?! (ps I am tired, email me your username so I can' become your NUMBER ONE STALKER, plz)

I tried searching for you but failed ;_;

I'm djperry1973

I think I'm under SaraRC1 - I will look for you. Finally I have a goal for the evening!

merry xmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

deX, you are ruining Christmas!

good work, dude

more holiday cheer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEDj0TEggvY#!

Did you all have a merry Christmas?!

I'm exhausted. I need a nap for a month.

I blame HSTNGS

I had a great Christmas until I passed out from lack of sleep and deathnog around 7:00

Mine was awesome, I won't like. No deathnog, though. ;_;

you guys, it's amazing how terrible the movie New Year's Day is

it's like everyone in Hollywood got together and said "let's make an outrageously shitty movie"

See, and I'm protected from this by never having heard of it!

Hi from ORD

PS American Airlines, I hate you so

Holy shit dude

yup

best part is that the rescheduled connection to Boston is at 7:10 PM

OK, my return trip wasn't that bad, compared to DJP. We eventually made it out the same day as our original flight. Although, being told that we were are lying about the hour-and-a-half long security line and that we couldn't possibly be calling from within the terminal because the system does not show us as checked in is pretty shitty. "That's impossible. It's a light travel day. You're a no-show, but we'll make an exception and book you a new flight for $100."

The reason we were calling was because the overwhelmed (and not very competent) Delta rep behind the counter was taking too much time processing all the other people who missed our flight. We hung up on the shitty customer service rep and his shitty manager and eventually found a live, competent rep to get us out of there at no additional cost.

PS Delta, eat a bag of dicks

My takeaway is that flying sucks

^^^ this is truth

Everyone got home ok and alive?

I HOPE!

in theory

you guys, 4mb3r M31r3r is posting the most amazing pictures on Facebook

DETAILS PLZ

check my Facebook wall

btw this bangs: http://open.spotify.com/album/0c4jMcbfLc11wR3X6FFRwg

John, you ever hear of these guys: http://open.spotify.com/album/1KzsSFzRO8903u1XTyEi8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3Oj-Dq-MM

thanking u, gff

Techno is for guitarists without hands.

Apparently I should have checked deX's wall a week ago.

I really HAVE been busy lately.

Wash your hands and don't touch your faces, guys, every other admit to our floor is influenza A of late.

Deep truths!

http://twitpic.com/bw1lm1

hahaha

A+++

I like the fact that MST3K has prepared me for most of that already.

Nailed it.

Thus the opening skit in this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkVKu3ORwY

I'm in DC at Hill Country watch the dude from Drive By Truckers at an open bar event. Have I mentioned lately that my life rules?

plz hug him for me

Hope you had a happy inauguration birthday, DJP!

IT WAS AWESOME

We are about to hit an afternoon party with RI senators

Okay the girl singing at this event is little-sister cute and all but someone needs to tell her she is just okay

Do it

I mean, probably don't

I hope you had a happy birthday, because seemingly 40 is treating you well, dude.

SO JEALOUS"