LOOK, YOU'RE A FUCKING MONKEY IN A $30 TIE AT A MALL KIOSK. I HAVE A POWERBOOK AND I WORK AT STANFORD UNIVERSITY AND I HAVE THE MONTH OF AUGUST OFF.
― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^poll that
― velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
what is that from!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
serving forth the c's on desist
― velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
cease and desist - ILM mix thread
"here is my boring mixtape it is 77 minutes long"
1. krautrock track2. "obscure" italo "classic"3. morgan geist track4. "obscure" italo "classic"5. DFA track6. lindstrom track7. lindstrom track8. DFA track9. DFA remix10. "obscure" "disco not disco" "classic"11. "obscure" "disco not disco" "classic"12. idjut boys track13. rub'n'tug side project14. "obscure" "disco" "classic" (re-edit)15. "obscure" "disco" "classic" (dj harvey re-edit)16. "obscure" "disco" "classic" (optimo re-edit)17. DFA remix18. get physical track19. acid house track20. krautrock track
thanks, i'm out, download here
― glen kim is fucking me over (vahid), Friday, August 11, 2006 7:46 PM
― eman, Sunday, 1 February 2009 07:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Bill Gates leaving Microsoft
― velko, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
3 Famous people you have talked 2 in person
― a q khan *released* (jergins), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Scarlett Johansson ?actress? actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian
― linh (jergins), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
the cult of dilla, c/d?
― cathlamet wa (jergins), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
strong contender for post o' the year
― eman, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
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― chaki (unregistered), Saturday, 21 March 2009 08:58 (fifteen years ago) link
post of value on this board
― skamokawa WA (jergins), Saturday, 21 March 2009 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link
SEX SEX SEX!! pr0n here! All your fetishes!!!!
― velko, Friday, 10 April 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Spanking: Classic Or Dud?
― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I was spanked last night
― velko, Friday, 10 April 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link
FART TEKNO DOO DOO CRAP
― Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Nudism
― Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Nude Raggett. QED.
― Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
The only reggae album I can stand is "Heart of the Congos"
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Personal Ads: C/D
― velko, Thursday, 23 April 2009 09:18 (fifteen years ago) link
kacka
― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
valuable old poster imo
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 April 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll get me coat.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 10:06 (4 years ago)
bye then.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005
― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Defend The Cringe-Worthy: G Love & Da Special Sauce
― Dr. Phil, Saturday, 25 April 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
posts of questionable value
― barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
And you wonder why only fake women post here.
she called that shit tho
― velko, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
she made me look up 'gaslighting' = valuable
― Dr. Phil, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
another tool in dr. phil's arsenal
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, please Informed. I allege of low intelligence because I exert "IQ" (Which measures as Intelligence Quotient) as a compendium for intelligence? Your calling does not opportune you. "Culturally biased questions" occupy no advocate in my altercation. "Secondly to belittle another's opinion to create the illusion to create the illusion of superiority should be beneath you." You concieve me to cachinnate considering your bounteous post is a choate attempt to belittle me. I cachinnate as a result of your flounder. How can dissimulating a person's race be racist? You express yourself poorly, exhibiting your ignorance. I do deduce this song fully, and it arrays that the black community hasn't inclined any benediction for what they were accustomed over the anterior years. Furthermore, the black community happens as if it is a victory over the white community. I do percieve the black community has materialized a long way, and I felicitate them. That has trifle to do with my altercation of these lyrics. Have jollity ogling up these locutions, stripling.
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Have jollity ogling up these locutions, stripling.
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Snake and Snake 2
― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Coldplay x Animal Collective: it's showdown time!
― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link
There's Nothing Mored Gay Than......
― velko, Friday, 29 May 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
RUMPIE WORKS IN MY OFFICE
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)(gr8080)♪☺♫☻ (velko), Sunday, 7 June 2009 06:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PMAuthor: gluten
i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.
so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.
i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
^_^
― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PMAuthor: Doc Lewis (I buy my pink dress shirts ONLY at Broseph A Bank)
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.
Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PMAuthor: gluten
i will do that
― unregistered, Friday, 3 July 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
try and genuinely frighten/scare me with a conspiracy theory
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.jacatu.de/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=7850
^^^ vital reading imo
― she looked like blanka from sfII but chubbier (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
god save our gracious fucking queen
― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
sweet christ divine
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
ha, english people are ugly and fat!swedish people are bucksome and beautiful.
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
lolsome and true
― Echt jetzt? COOL Ich bin berühmt als Threadstarter ;) (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
ILX users and the musicians/bands we associate with them
― velko, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I am drunk
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I would join the army if it didn't mean giving up the most prime years of my life where I should be macing on babes
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 2:18 PM
well eventually it will become no sex with young chicks... the point is I cant find a job
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 2:28 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 10 September 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/the-data-trust-blog/body-laptop-interface-lorax.jpg
― velko, Thursday, 10 September 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
woah woah woah woah
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 September 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh lorax
― harbl, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Sex - Blood - Etiquette
― velko, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link