Luna

Some of her posts remind me of stuff from the image macros we hate from facebook thread

lions and tigers and boobs - wait, what?

I am supposed to be leaving work in 15 minutes

Is it pathetic

I just dumped an entire 32oz cup of ice water

This is not the kind of wet I wanted to be!!!!!

this is the thread where we're high and people stand up and app...wait, what was I gonna do again?

A death in my family

I have a wedgie you would not believe

Lion tigers boobs is some kinda something

Fuck you thong!
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, November 4, 2004 8:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry I was just trying to go through some of her threads tryin to figure out how many could be filed under "I am either high, drunk, naked, or hinting at my abject horribleness"

Did she ever post about music? What music did she "like"? I'm just... I dunno, obviously things were different back then, hell, I posted really differently, but... her posting style is just really unappealing to me, and it does make me wonder how she suckered people in so easily...

(Oh yeah, the nakedness)

It's basically 97%

You seem to get bronchitis a lot.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, December 30, 2005

Hmm.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, February 8, 2006

isnt a thong sort of a wedgie by design

Jaymc with some prescient chin stroking in the beginning of that "leaving work" thread

Whoa surprise ending in that 15 min thread.

as a man I have to admit that this kind of stuff, this kind of effortless 'oh i'm naked' 'oh i get messed up a lot' 'oh i'm kind of a disaster' thing can be appealing, unfortunately, or it was when I was younger. in fact many years ago at the dawn of the internet I had a half-relationship with a remote person I'd never met that was predicated on exactly these kinds of things. and then I met her in person and she was too much of a disaster and too drunk and too willing to be naked and I was like, "oh no". but this kind of thing can strike an emotional chord in certain types of men, particularly if they're lonely. and you know, it's usually fine, unless real deceit and money gets involved, as it did here.

All of a sudden, I want to throw a birthday party. For whom, I have no idea. A kid's party.

and then I met her in person and she was too much of a disaster and too drunk and too willing to be naked and I was like, "oh no".

~lyfe~

When I Was Young

Anthony Easton is a virgin

Jaymc=Lundy
Luna=Dexter

jeremy I flirted with and I think he was sweet on me, but I never went beyond flirting with him, but he did ask me to go to Michigan once, and

Can I just say that this is categorically untrue, unless it is re: kingfish? Also, Michigan?

Come with me Luna

O but where

MICHIGAN

When I Was Young

― buzza, Saturday, October 20, 2012 12:41 PM

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 03:10

This is the thread where I say:

Word, yo.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, May 18, 2003 3:14 AM

I don;'t know whether to cry or scream or cry

I just had a conversation with our accountant at work. Apparently, my ex-husband owes around $7,000 to the IRS for several years of back income taxes (which I thought he had paid), and isn't responding to anything they're sending him. Since those years were filed jointly (fuck fuck FUCK how could I have been so stupid?), he's not working, and I am, they're garnishing my paycheck. Yep, 25% of every check comes out and goes to them. I'm barely making it as it is right now (he doesn't pay child support) and honestly, I don't know what the FUCK I'm going to do. I can't afford this, I can't get a second job right now and I want to fucking cry. Or scream. Or scream and cry.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, May 5, 2003 1:32 PM

Will he still owe the IRS money if he's found dead? Maybe there's a clause where they waive back taxes in case of sudden, possibly very violent, death. Have you ever considered what a common claw hammer can do to the human head?
< /psycho >

― Kenan Hebert (kenan)

Jaymc=Lundy
Luna=Dexter

Would watch a Jaymc: PI detective show.

This is the thread where I say (Pt. 4)

<marquee><psycho>< /psycho ></marquee>

Who Stepped on the Bitchy Button?

Who's Your Daddy? A Family thread

My mom: she's amazing. One of my best friends. She'll give you the shirt off her back and bend over backwards to do whatever she can for you. Was a single mom of 3 kids and worked her ass off to raise us as best she could and to provide not only the things we needed, but also many of the things we wanted, too. She drinks too much, but we try to let her alone with that. She was a great mom as a kid because she always indulged the silliness and delight that come with being a wee child. She grabbed hold of my son the day he was born and has never looked back.
My dad: chose to move to NZ a few years ago - it was where he'd met my mom originally while he was stationed there in the Navy, and he loved it so much that after he and my stepmom divorced, he went back. He's difficult to get to know, taciturn and stubborn, but has a good heart underneath the gruff exterior. Also a great dad as a kid - he loves little kids and gets along better with them than anyone. I remember that he used to always sing the 'three little fishies and the mama fishy too' song to me. He's got Parkinson's now, and one of my biggest fears is that he'll die alone.

My sister: She's a bitch. Plain and simple. Takes no shit and makes no apologies. Good person to have on your side in an argument, an emergency or a bar fight. She was trained as a nurse/anesthetic technician, but gave it up several years ago to stay home and raise her kids. She's pregnant with no. 3 now - this one's a girl. Not a good idea to wake her up in the morning, just put a cup of coffee by her head and RUN. I love her immensely.

My brother: He's a great guy - everyone who knows him says so. Affable, an easy smile, always a ready joke and if anything happens to your car, he can fix it in a hot minute. We used to fight like cats and dogs when we were younger now, but things have calmed down as we've gotten older, and he's not too big a man to tell his little sister he loves her. Aww.

My son: The sun rises and sets over this kid - you all know it, and I know it, too. He's got my father's eyes, and a killer smile and is always ready to laugh at things and be goofy. He's an aficionado of hotwheels and spiderman, and would eat corndogs until he threw up, if I let him.

Best friend No. 1: Known her since I was 12. She's gregarious and hilarious, has known more pain than most people I know, but still manages to have a good time in her life. She's getting married next year, and we're going to take a last, single-girl roadtrip right before the wedding. Always ready to listen, would do anything she could to help the ones she loves, and has such a sweet and pure heart.

Best friend No. 2: Stubborn as his birthsign Taurus, has beautiful eyes, the world's best laugh and gives amazing backrubs. Has a musical spirit and radiates love and strength. Is equally good with kids, animals and the elderly - partially because he's a big kid himself. Loves his mama and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or anyone else. Champion of the underdog, but has such a gentle soul I've been brought to tears more than once.

(Further updates coming)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, November 23, 2004 2:13 PM

I never make false pie promises... next time you're in LA...
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, February 26, 2005

Y'all just made me spit water at my monitor.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, January 30, 2004 6:47 PM

x-post - OMG was she talking about House of Pies?

I'm listening to Big Head Todd & the Monsters' "Bittersweet" and I'm remembering how much it reminds me of how I felt when I was married.

These Luna threads are cute, everybody's talking so sweet and wide-eyed, L'il ILXors

HI I AM THE AMAZING RANDY
― Amazing Randy, Sunday, September 21, 2003 12:20 PM (9 years ago)

prot-nigel

*proto-nigel

thread is depressing me irl

I'm way behind here but did I seriously get called out upthread for describing this sociopath's fictional construct as "content free"?

i thought it was quoted in 'hah that's true & otm' tbh, rather than a negative callimg out?

Yeah it was a good observation

Yeah that's true upon re-reading.

how dare u