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it was in the interests of hilarity

QED I am kinda slow

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU GUYS HAVE THE LOWER CASE MARKET CORNERED.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I say he seemed to be taking it pretty well

I idly note that it is his strategy to seem like this at times.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

AVRIL WAS ADORABLE IN RED EYELINER ON SNL DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has been mocked by a Nederator.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread title should be made into a big budget action thriller with sean connery sean bean and sean carruthers

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

SEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

and Ralph Macchio, he needs the work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

pope dan wants to recover the cross of st avril

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

RALPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

COUSIN LARRY!!!!!!!

http://www.bronsonpinchot.20m.com/images/psgrp_bl.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my god.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

http://members.ee.net/jtc/balloon.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread title should be made into a big budget action thriller with sean connery sean bean and sean carruthers

right the H.M.S. Avril Thread is like a luxury liner only Captain Waddell is insane and is steering it toward a terrible vortex which will transport everybody to a Stone Roses concert and everybody on board is, like, me, an' shit, and so we all really hate the Stone Roses except for "Fool's Gold" which is obviously genius, but we know from the closed-circuit that they already done played that one and sure an' nobody wants to hear anything else by those guys so we're all storming the captain's cabin, and we can hear the second-tier britpop bands blaring through his boombox and it's makin' us crazy, but somehow we get in, but the shit-waves from the bad music cause the gears to gum shut and now we're gonna see the Stone Roses whether we like it or not, omg The Locking of the Avril Thread coming this summer to a wall in a hangar someplace during an acidhouse rave near you

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Now sing that to "Sloop John B" -- or "Sloop John D" if you like.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

RALPHIE

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/male_celebrities/joe_pantoliano_HBO.jpg

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right, sundar.

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl1.jpg http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl2.jpg
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl3.jpg http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl4.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

What the hell's that thing?

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

A dress.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my God you guys have problems, she is so completely ugly and not in an "I don't like popular people" indie-kneejerk way but in a "she looks like a very ugly rodent, meaning no disrespect to my friends in the rodent population" way

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum: "I liked the part with the explosions and the bits where the man's head got blowed off. I didn't understand the bits with the talking. "The Locking of the Avril Thread" (18) gets a CRW Three Star
Rekommendasun! Take a cushion."

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

No way! She looks mynxy.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

my friends in the rodent population

Elaborate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Come on, man. She's not hideous in the above shots. The top-left airbrushed one makes her look damn fine, IMO. (Obviously the reality differs somewhat)

(xxpost)

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the only one where she doesn't look good, dude

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

She's no Katie Holmes-in-red-eyeliner, that's for damn sure.

But the new "I'm not giving it up, no way" song is almost perfect.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

but as Edina says..."she's THIN"!
Anyone thin is by default not ugly in today's world.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's one of those deals with me where once something's looked one way, all future representations are gonna look like they're trying to cover up the REALITY, man - the top-left one is painted-over in the grand SNL tradition, but in the one just right of that you can see that she's got, like, ten cubic feet of head but only six cubic feet of face, and most of that's concentrated along the appallingly scrunched-up eye-nose axis. Just like an Egyptian spiny mouse. And I do love Egyptian spiny mice, but only as friends.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyone thin is by default not ugly in today's world.

*chokes*

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Avril has sexdemon eyes

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

You're whacked out, bro.

(xxpost)

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl3.jpg
looks like a scene from a Carrie sequel

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

A dress.

I meant the thing in the dress. Why's it holding a guitar?

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~egonw/Mouse.House.JPEG

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd hit it.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

haha bitter much, John?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

what are you on about Sundar, my wife is like way hotter than Avril

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.stereogum.com/img/avrilmakeup.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

unless you mean about not being able to have Egyptian spiny mice as pets since we got two cats, yeah, I'm kinda pissed about that

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

looks like a scene from a Carrie sequel

yes but that was the point of "carrie", right?? it is only at the end of the movie when she is soaked in sweet, sweet blood, doing her wet t-shirt bit and fucking shit up telekinetically that she finally becomes sexy and womanly in opposition to her neuterizing mother and insecur-izing classmates.

milo's picture makes her look awful but i like the pink print metallica shirt.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

when she visited Mt. Rushmore one of the workers tried taking a chisel to her face but fortunately you can't really tell

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Hrm someone should find the pictures of Avril without mascara again :)

― svend (svend), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/images/video/film/poadvd/kh_61.JPG

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Leee you shameless criminal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I should pick up some red eyeliner.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, blame milo!

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/pictures/caps/mpoa/kh_5.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Should I be seeing something other than Media Blvd logos?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

leee your pictures aren't loading!! post the linx.

leee can't see them because they're cached on his computer.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Did Ned see them though?

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/images/video/film/poadvd/kh_61.JPG
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/pictures/caps/mpoa/kh_5.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

those don't work either.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Ahfuggedaboudit

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Skipping 692 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

M, I don't claim
not to use them myself:

I only assert
that your "use then discard" claim

is hogwash:
which it is.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

("why we should reject them":
well, we should! that we don't or can't as of yet

oughtn't reduce us
to models of partisanship

like your good
self.)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

(as a final aside before we return
to the question you successfully derailed

us from, namely, your inexplicable
defense of Vice and its open,

demonstrated, asked-and-answered
racism:

"I use them and discard them" makes me wonder
if it's cool with you

for a person to vote Bush
as long as she isn't registered Republican.)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Is riding and rejecting binaries
Dualism - in nondual finery?

The reason being, if I say
I discard my theories every day
Could this harden into another lie
More dogma with which to live life by?

Its seems through words it can't be settled
Can a theory grasp the nettle?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/mkglove.jpg
http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/cncious.jpg
http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/maddctr.jpg

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. This is sure a lot more interesting than when threads get locked at the evangelical christian message board I used to hang out at!

― Kevin Erickson, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

I still want that lasergator!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I forget, what did the raccoon have to do with anything?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

let's talk more about the 'mods on salary' concept.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/gallery/avrilwedding/avrilwedding01.jpg?size=l

Kinda moot now, innit

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the deep poetry battle between darnlelle and momus would be awesome if they were both actually famous.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://blog.oregonlive.com/steveduin/2007/07/large_scan0001.jpg

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I am looking for the original Avril thread. I can't even remember what it was about! ...Avril?

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

If you met Avril Lavigne at a party and she was well drunk would you lie to her about her music in the hope of copping a feel?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Snap! I never thought that one would be it.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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