KILLFILE 2.0

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Then I will wait patiently. Thanks magic box smarties, one and all.

Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

pft I suck at this btw. the webmail link in between the div class and the actual username is killing me right now. If I can figure that out it should work

TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/kilxor2.user.js

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

thank koogs, not me BTW

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

also available from here

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/7717

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks! One slight issue - is it just me or does this leave absolutely no evidence of excision, not even a line?

toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

yeah none whatsoever. I am thinking about working on it. I honestly haven't put anybody in my own script yet.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i think i prefer there to be no evidence at all. as long as there's a choice of either/or then cool. i haven't tried this on nu-ilx yet tho. cheers to ever-useful koogs (A&J + other bits on their way to you as soon as the DVD-Rs i ordered arrive btw).

blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

i did try stealing a bit of andrew's code for inserting a message but gave up after 5 minutes of not getting it to work.

yes, no lines because now the lines are inside the messages rather than between them.

(cheers stevem)

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

I am closing in on replacing killed posts with text/hr. But it will probably take me until tonight to finish at the rate I'm going.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

ok, replace the code in the last for loop with

var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
div = thisLink.parentNode;
div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + jerk + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

and that should do it.

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

xpost. sorry Jaq. 8)

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Oh excellent koogs, that rox - you saved me hours of poking at stuff :) I was only getting the names to replace instead of the whole post.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha! Oh, that works a treat :)

I changed the text to be div.innerHTML = "<div>Inanity by the poxy fule" + jerk + " deleted for all time.<br /><hr/></div>";

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

anyway koogs I got you a plaque
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/406038696_67123cb49a_o.png

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Awesome, Koogs! I love it.

toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

A fantastic idea. I have been too lazy to set up the new killfile so far though.

Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

i had some trouble earlier today because i had 8080 in the url and that's changed.

anyway, place this snippet before the for loop for a nice little reminder in top right that some messages were blocked

if (posts.snapshotLength != 0) {
var logo = document.createElement("div");
logo.innerHTML = '<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0; left=auto; z-index:10; background-color:red; color:white; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold;">Some Posts Were Blocked</div>';
document.body.insertBefore(logo, document.body.firstChild);
}

(jaq, got email, thanks. most of credit goes to will for the original, i only fixed it for ilx2 (my first greasemonkey script as it happens))

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm dying to know who is killing whom. I challenge you to create a little PacManesque critter that gobbles up the posts of those you deem killable.

Maria :D, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

another one, this one makes the Skipping x messages a lot bigger and redder:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Skipping
// @namespace
// @description A Bigger Skipping Message
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

skipping = document.evaluate("//div/form/p[starts-with(a, 'Skipping ')]",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);

// get paragraph, set colours
p = skipping.snapshotItem(0)
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.backgroundColor = 'red';
p.style.fontWeight = 'bolder';
p.style.fontStyle = 'normal';
p.style.fontSize = '15px';

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Koogs!

"<div>BLAH BLAH BLAH " + jerk + " I CAN'T HEAR YOU<br /><hr/></div>";

Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

most of credit goes to will for the original

cheers koogs, I still owe you a pint. And Will, you too wherever you are. I worked out how to convert the img src links to a href, but then realized if I open a thread with ton of pics it's still pulling them down so takes forever to load etc. A worthwhile exercise, I guess, but pointless.

Jaq, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

(oddly those last two changes don't work together - the first creates a div that seems to break the xpath in the second. maybe if i add the div at the end...)

yes, next thing was going to be modifying the 'Skipping...' message link to point to the exact message within the expanded page, save people having to find it again. unfortunately that needed some server code changes but, apparently, they were done before i even mentioned it. that keith may look dozy but he's actually quite on the ball. 8)

koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

Potential killfile quirk alert - I don't seem to be able to block anyone whose username contains non-ANSI characters.

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

i did wonder, only yesterday, if that would cause problems. i guess the problem is getting the characters into the javascript.

possible way around this is to turn the test into a 'starts-with' or a 'contains' so you can find parts of words without having to match the entire thing, for instance, and this is only an example, first thing that popped into my head, don't know why, 'ppppp dude'.

(of course, making it a substring makes it hard to then block anyone called, i don't know, 'J' 8)

koogs, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

Now who would want to block lil' ol' me?

(Actually, I think TOMBOT has me blocked!)

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

I have the name you used to spam rotten.com stuff when you were mad about the existence of a bummerz thread blocked on my work computer!

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

now that you keep registering new names I kind of feel like I am being challenged to block them all! like a fun game.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

That wasn't me! I have no idea how to do any of that stuff! I'm J McChump, and I've been posting here for years!

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am seeing the wonderful possibilities for killfile faux pas lolz.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

NOT FUNNY DAN
(alright a little funny)

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

I want my own thread dedicated to times I put my foot really far down my throat.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

BTW Koogs, forgot to tell you that Skipping script is GREBT.

J, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

awesome, koogs, thx for making it work nu-style

W i l l, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
i am dum, how do i shot?

strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

was thinking of redoing this just last night. gimme a couple of hours...

in the meantime you need firefox and its greasemonkey extension thing...

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

ok, new version:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

this now uses regular expressions so you can match against just a bit of the username - change the values on line 15.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

awesome!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you

strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...
if you killfile someone, do you killfile the titles of threads they start in addition to posts they make or only their posts?

gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

only their posts (inc the opening post of a thread they start)

blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

[xpost] Only their posts. The script could be changed to kill the thread titles too, I think.

Jaq, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

Revive for Louis Jagger's return.

caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

o hai this doesn't seem to work on v2.2. a little help?

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

curse them for changing stuff. will look into it.

koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

done. there's a new P around the status line which means everything is one level deeper, that was the problem.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

gracias!

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

koogs, that's excellent, thanks!

Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

howto link no worky :-(

StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Thread was bumped

No new posts

Mods???

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:21 (eleven months ago) link

lol

nobody has killfiled u km

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

that lol was most certainly an xp

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

lol

it had to be done

xposts

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

thanks darraghmac!

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:23 (eleven months ago) link

thats not uh an official assurance but id put a good...imma say 7 euro on it

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:25 (eleven months ago) link

i fucking trusted you, man

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:28 (eleven months ago) link

Weird

It happened again

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (eleven months ago) link

killfile code runs IN THE BROWSER of the person doing the killfiling. = there's no way of telling.

koogs, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (eleven months ago) link

ah, i see. i guess i just figured that in the same way that website analytics capture so much other browser metadata from visitors (OS, device-type, etc) it might also able to capture who is running the killfile code

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:32 (eleven months ago) link

i trust me to i trust me about 7 euro i dont ask you trust me more than that and i certainly dont recommend it

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:34 (eleven months ago) link

I would wager no one has ever blocked you, KM. Would not wager that about myself, darragh, or infinity

Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:39 (eleven months ago) link

Luv u babe

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:41 (eleven months ago) link

one thing about dmac is that you always find yourself mailing him 7 euros, but it's the cost of doing business

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:43 (eleven months ago) link

i found this one weird trick to tell you how many people have you killfiled: type your facebook password into the textbox, click "Convert Simple HTML to BBcode" button. go into the bathroom and turn off all the lights and say "BAN l0u1s jagg3r" into the mirror 77 times. return to your workstation and click "Submit Post". within 24 hours you'll have your answer

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:43 (eleven months ago) link

I Tried This One Weird Trick That Did Not Work, And Here's Why

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:50 (eleven months ago) link

Everyone here takes way too many risks when it comes to opening portals to the netherworld.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:51 (eleven months ago) link

If I had to bet on which ILXor is the least likely to have been killfiled, I'd put my money on the Mailman.

Where do I send my moneys, deems

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:51 (eleven months ago) link

I wonder how many people would killfile darraghmac if he added a subtle link to a patreon account at the bottom of each post

Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:53 (eleven months ago) link

"and just like that, i had an in"

/pan to liotta

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:11 (eleven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

how do you killfile

gbx, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:12 (ten months ago) link

why is this thread bumped with no posts

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:13 (ten months ago) link

not sure gbx, sorry your revive has no replies yet

omar little, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:30 (ten months ago) link

Treeship that's an excellent question and I must confess I'm stumped

imago, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:24 (ten months ago) link

how do you killfile

― gbx, Wednesday, September 12, 2018 6:12 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:11 (ten months ago) link

some firefox-specific help:

install greasemonkey for your browser

save the file from here: https://github.com/acdean/kilxor

change line 17 to include the people you want to exclude

then open it in your browser and it should prompt you to add it as a user script

i'll add this to a readme, sometime.

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:25 (ten months ago) link

how do you separate multiple usernames in line 17 again?

sleeve, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:26 (ten months ago) link

there are two in the example for just this reason 8)


var fules = [/noob/, /luser_name_here/];

comma separated, patterns surrounded by slashes...

(and those are regexp patterns, so if youre feeling brave then things like /k..gs/ should match 'koogs' etc)

koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:47 (ten months ago) link

How can I find out who killfiled me and get back at them? Didn’t see it in the FAQ

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:50 (ten months ago) link

urgent and key

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2018 16:02 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

loving this new version, ty

sleeve, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:10 (eight months ago) link

happy for you

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:11 (eight months ago) link

if only they could fix this bookmark glitch

sleeve, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:13 (eight months ago) link

Hello?

Weird

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 05:19 (eight months ago) link

there’s still no way of hiding a single user on a specific thread, is there

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 08:59 (eight months ago) link

the urls at the top don't have to be site-specific, they could be thread-specific...

koogs, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 09:27 (eight months ago) link

hmm! wld have to install a new one every month, but...

(there’s still no killfile on zing, right?)

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 09:32 (eight months ago) link

you can block a poster but not thread specific

badg, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:03 (eight months ago) link

Trying to get this to work on Tampermonkey and Pastebin to no avail.

var fules = [/Morb/,/some_losers_username_here/];

Other than the second half with the person you want to block, do you need to change anything else? Don't really know what I'm doing lol

PaulTMA, Thursday, 22 November 2018 12:39 (eight months ago) link

> Other than the second half with the person you want to block, do you need to change anything else?

that should be enough

> Tampermonkey

this is untested though

koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 13:31 (eight months ago) link

I have not yet gotten it to work with tampermonkey :(

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 22 November 2018 14:32 (eight months ago) link

i have just gotten it working with tampermonkey

install tampermonkey, then go here: https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js

click on "Raw" and it might, if you're lucky, open in a tampermonkey user script editor, change the 'fules' on line 17, ignore the warnings and errors, file, save, profit.

koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:55 (eight months ago) link

^ that was macos chrome, v70.0.3538.102

and i can still see my blobs.

koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:56 (eight months ago) link

we all can mate, put them away

mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:58 (eight months ago) link

Finally got him zapped to fuck. Thanks.

PaulTMA, Saturday, 24 November 2018 12:02 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

brilliant koogs, you were right that it now works with tampermonkey

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:29 (five months ago) link

Weird that this thread is updated without a new post!1!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:35 (five months ago) link

;)

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:47 (five months ago) link


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