creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera

lol

the only way that dude could be "unironic" is if he literally was a special ed student from 1986 instead of just dressing like one

saw a band called wet assed band with a table of xmas presents called beaty heart supporting teengirl fantasy on friday and though im not sure what it means they deserve to be here with bullets in the ass.

typing horror

um where does the band name begin & end?

beaty heart

wet assed band with a table of xmas presents called beaty heart supporting teengirl fantasy on friday is a better name.

Com Truise

u should read the thread

Okay, not 80's but here goes:

LUKE PERRY - "Brainwave's Rerun Crunch" c62
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g1AIIICMQ-E/TKOPQ0gFc9I/AAAAAAAAAhs/kQC90IeSM80/s1600/lukeperry.jpg

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/3442/tylertwitter.png

tyler the creator listens to chillwave

i used to play in a metal band named after Zuul from Ghostbusters and i just realized this thread should make me feel a little guilty about that

BLEAK END AT BERNIES
KEENAN IVORY WAVES

The Zuul thing is forgivable. A pretty awesome metal name, btw.

haha thanks! we were always pretty psyched about the name tbh, and it fit the kind of silly/evil thing we were going for.

bleak end at bernies is kinda lol tbh

Personal and the Pizzas
Space Lions In Outer Space

Personal and the Pizzas

i really love this name

have you actually heard Personal and the Pizzas? Pretty sure they're not chillwave or sound like Animal Collective!

I might pick up the new personal and the pizzas single for you. The a side is great. The b side is basically "I wanna be your boyfriend" with a dollop of "do you want to know a secret?"

^sarahel missing the point as per usual

― Christopher Green Leafy Swagon Indiebro (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 3:54 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just got an email for SNUFFALUFFAGUS

http://snuffaluffagus.bandcamp.com/

jesus

is it really too much to ask for bands to come up with names that make me hate them before i've heard a note of their music

Snuffaluffagus is eternal!

The name is even more awful because the Sesame Street character is Snuffleupagus, not Snuffaluffagus.

Maybe not ephemera, but is Dutch Uncles the least appealing name for a band on the planet?

The name is even more awful because the Sesame Street character is Snuffleupagus, not Snuffaluffagus.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:01 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe that's their clever copyright infringement dodge

dog latin, you must live a very charmed life for you to even think that!

If I were them I wouldn't really worry about getting popular enough to have that be an issue, but I guess. Still awful though.

^sarahel missing the point as per usual

― Christopher Green Leafy Swagon Indiebro (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 3:54 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 14, 2011 7:32 AM (2 hours ago)

No dude, it's just that there are dozens of threads for contemptible band names, this one, which you started, is more specific ... and Personal and the Pizzas does not fit!

I think most people of our gen have 80s/nostalgic/childhood associations when they head the phrase "Personal Pizza" (ie, the Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza, which you probably shouldn't eat if you are over the age of 12).

Is that on the menu at Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bells?

is this gonna be like when you insisted most twentysomethings think of actual ducks' tails when they hear the phrase "Ducktails"

that wasn't me, i don't think?

Space Lions In Outer Space is not a reference to anything and is just a terrible name, thoguh, right?

unless it's an oblique reference to the 1992 They Might Be Giants single "The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)"

is this gonna be like when you insisted most twentysomethings think of actual ducks' tails when they hear the phrase "Ducktails"

― livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 14, 2011 10:09 AM (15 minutes ago)

i suggested that 20-somethings that didn't grow up in America might not be familiar with the cartoon.

Personal and the Pizzas is such an awesome band name.

Any reference to Pizza Hut personal pizzas are worthless without an included nod to the Book It! program:

http://i.acdn.us/image/A6260/62609/300_62609.gif

i thought pizza punk was a termbo thing

They're certainly a termbo band.

Universal Studios Florida played at a Laser Dome last night. With a band named Beat Connection. Like the LCD Soundsystem song. '00s ephemera already!

Maybe not ephemera, but is Dutch Uncles the least appealing name for a band on the planet?

It's better than Dutch Oven.

This probably isn't the right thread, but these opening credits for the show The Phoenix are amazing. This must be the most Kenneth Anger-esque thing to ever appear on network TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SASkqWyn40

Have we done shred savage?

wk, i think you're lookin for this thread

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shred savage is kinda lol

took me a moment to get that one

this thundercat (lol) song isn't bad.