How Gross Are You?

I came on here to assert that I am grosser than all of you, but... thanks for making me feel vaguely normal, guys.

Yeah, I mean I'm guilty of many of the things on here, but right now I feel in need of a power shower.

takin my hat off to ENBB here

Yr not washing it though, right?

there's been like a trapped fart in me since like 6 a.m., I need to release it but it's hiding deep inside my body. gonna go smoke it out in the shower

You can get ringworm from musty old towrls

In Idaho I would sometimes just not shave my body hair at all, but the weather was a lot less sweat-inducing there. One time me and a friend were swimming at a public pool and these two little boys (9-10 years old maybe) were like making each other giggle and blush. One of them said, "He likes you...he likes your type...he likes hairy girls..." I went home and shaved.

i have the worst gag reflex in the world. any time I do a strep test where they want to swab my throat or stick that stick in my mouth, I come close to puking. almost threw up on the doctor last time but swallowed it instead.

i also often think of vile, grotesque wtf images. i have no control over it, they just appear in my subconscious

like Nell Carter being teabagged by Sherman Hemsley

I have a hair-trigger gag reflex too, and I had to have a tooth out last year. Even the dentist was taken aback by my frequent gagging. Nightmare.

I have keratosis pilaris on my upper arms and I like to pick off the skin cap over hair follicles when I'm bored

― dayo, Wednesday, January 12, 2011 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Me too! However, having read the rest of this thread, I'm not sure if it qualifies as gross anymore : /

i bite my nails, sometimes until they bleed. My cuticles are made up of scar tissue...and like ENBB i always have to smell my belly button...its smells like an aged cheese. Thats about as gross as i get.

my gag reflex is so nuts that I throw up brushing my teeth sometimes and have to start all over again.

All of these will prepare your bodies for fighting the bird flu.

Seriously. I never get sick with colds/flu, ever.

That sounds like you're daring the universe, now.

I've eaten in the bath and then put the dishes in it to wash them off.

― peacocks, Wednesday, January 12, 2011 2:03 PM (Yesterday)

Why do people do this? Eat in the bathtub? I don't think it's "disgusting savage" level, it's just weird.

I guess it depends on if you're taking a bath to get clean or taking a bath to relax. If I was having a relaxing bath (which I probably haven't bothered doing in 15 years or more), I'd eat something indulgent and probably have some champagne too.

I shower about once a week. Think I'm over the week mark just now. Probably for the best, I've no idea when I last washed the one towel I'm currently using. Of its many stains one I recognise is a significant quantity of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.

pick my nose, squeeze zits, bite my nails to the quick, am not akin to skipping a day or two from showering. that's the extent of it.

Merydeux do you have like thigh rashes and stuff?

i wipe hard in the mothafuckin taint

wait i did cum into a curtain once in a tight spot, looking back

I have a book called Doctor Who and the Taint.

calibrated spooge, nice

Not to overlook your curtain spunk story but y'know xp

"craziest places you've masturbated" thread spinoff thread in 3....2....

any portiere in a storm

i would maybe post to that thread. maybe.

I feel like we already have that thread?

I can't be bothered to search for it tho

might do it when i have two hands free again

Merydeux do you have like thigh rashes and stuff?

nah my skin is pretty good, somehow. it feels like cheating as far as grossness bragging points go (and i obv break those out a lot), since for the most part it seems more theoretically gross than actually.

xpost for the record I wouldn't post in that thread. I want to preserve the illusion that you all are more vile than me

xp sorry to steer the thread off of the direction it was headed, but my masturbatory practices have been entirely dull.

i have yet to masturbate at work

Okay because if I don't wash for 36 hours my arse chafes something furious xxxp

there's def a historical thread for handjobbing on the job

i have a veritable chia pet in my ass

i'm always afraid there's a hidden camera at work set up just to catch people jerking

Does anyone masturbate at work?

I pick my nose, I fart unabashedly in front of ppl I feel very comfortable around (to the point where sometimes I'll do it in mid-conversation without realizing), II haven't used shampoo since Oct 09, I shower maybe 4x a week, and I find hairy asses incredibly sexy.

Also lol seriously are sitting on toilet seats and occasionally peeing in the shower and liking the smell of body odor really all that gross? bcz if so srsly at this point I might be #1 grossest dude on ILX. Also seriously pee really isn't that gross. I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment. Spit is much more gross than pee IMO; also vomit.

I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.
I mean I wouldn't ENJOY someone peeing on me, but I really wouldn't get that mad about it unless it was going to stain a garment.

eh, pee doesn't bother me that much

clear or light yellow pee is not that gross. it's the dark yellow/brown & other colored pee that's gross.

also asparagus pee. and diabetic pee.

or doodoo pee

i can't fathom how people cannot shower everyday. I dont feel right if i dont, sometimes i shower twice a day. But i have OCD...so you know.

Well I am a very hairless and unsmelly dude, for the most part, and I am p skinny and don't really sweat that much. The only time it's grossed me out is when I sort of had nowhere to live for two months and could only shower maybe once or twice a week; that felt yucky.