Does anyone masturbate at work?

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The other day, I was working late (before I got drunk and became an ILPest) and at about 9 o'clock, a female coworker of mine popped the lock and walked in rather quickly. Seeing that someone was obviously in the office, she put her hand up and looked the other way and said, "I hope noone's naked." I thought she said, "hook-nosed [something indistinguishable]" and so I said, "Hook nose what?" She said, "NO, I said, 'I hope noone's NAKED." So, I jokingly imagined out loud, "Yeah, what would you do if you walked in and I was just sitting here just totally butt naked, doing my work, la di da...?" Her reply was a startling,"Well, you never know. Guys masturbate all the time. Stephen says guys masturbate everywhere, at work, in the bathroom, wherever."

Sometimes, I really enjoy working with open-minded coworkers. I just don't want them to imagine me jerking off at the computer like a hamster. Good to know it's okay with her if I do, though!

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

BLUE BALLS IS REAL

― Alicia Silverfuck (sexyDancer), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

hamsters do not masturbate

I have talked to many people who have had a work wank in the single-room bathroom - especially jobs hwere you are alone for a long time, like securit yguards

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

― The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a manatee masturbate once at Epcot

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose Epcot does provide the manatee's living...so yeah, I guess there is masturbation at work.

― The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

When I was working in an off license and I was on my own in the shop I'd sometimes lock the door and nip off for one.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

hamsters do not masturbate

Next time your hamster is facing the back corner squeaking away, go have a look! My desk is in the back corner, just like that hamster. Something about seeing a hamster hide in a corner wanking it really made an impression on me.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.frodolf.de/seinfeld/seinfeld1.gif

― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

At work Julia?!

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

the hamster was probably praying. I would pray if I was imprisoned in my own filth

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

It's true, hamsters just don't understand.

http://pipec.ru/uploads/20060714/pipec.ru_491.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

my friend had a chinchilla that would amusingly suck itself off (without hiding) when it felt like it.

― fandango (fandango), Saturday, 15 July 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Me and my friend once worked at a call center in the former athletic dorm of a university. To our delight we discovered many of the dorm rooms were unlocked and still contained beds and running water. One day he returned from break wincing and sort of tearing up. After a time he confided that he'd been in one of the rooms jerking off and wanted to "mix it up," so he put his dick under the bathroom faucet WITHOUT TESTING THE WATER TEMPERATURE.

― emilys. (emilys.), Sunday, 16 July 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Something about seeing a hamster hide in a corner wanking it really made an impression on me.

Like that baboon at the zoo?

― Marmot 4-Tay: what those guyz make music 4. (marmotwolof), Sunday, 16 July 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

HOOK-NOSED REAGAN!!

― Colin Cassidy (Colin Cassidy), Monday, 17 July 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060822215838AAkUiYm

― gershy, Saturday, 29 December 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it was really resolved. But to answer her question: some women probably do.

― nathalie, Saturday, 29 December 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

sorry. i'm a guy, but all i can say is HOTT! You go girl! With your horny self! Very nice..... very nice.
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― max, Saturday, 29 December 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

I am a guy & i masturbated at work ! Is that o.k ? I don't like to do it in the WC because it stinks & turns me off. I owned Perfume Stores & i would stand behind the counter, watching women trying the Testers & i jake off & they didn't even knew.
Not that i was a jerk , horny , pervert or without a pretty girlfriend.
I just enjoyed the THRILL of doing it , not getting caught & something few could think of doing.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 December 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

"can you squirt on me?"

― nathalie, Saturday, 29 December 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 29 December 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

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