I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

how strong are balls? what would it take to crush one

those dudes are straight.

it, um, it takes something

please post his safety word to thread

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Post of the year.

Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

when i was at uni i had a friend who was a prostitute, and she had a client who just liked to have his chest stomped on while she wore stiletto heels. no sex, just stomping.

Hacked into table's iTunes playlist "work":

Kris Kross
Van Halen
House of Pain
Pointer Sisters - too slow

i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf

mets doubleheader?

i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!

v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.

steampunk?

steam powered modem

http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg

haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.

the sounds of squishing

lol at your porn name

did you stomp that guy yet or

the reference is actually obscure:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yGgwzumvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"

would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000

if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.

anyway.

Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?

xpost

tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!

like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA

Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.

i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).

it really is

the preview is totally teal & orange.xls

didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....

i ruined this guy's sheets.

that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.

Oh no! Santorum!

RIP ;_;

he was one of those types who was like "yeah, you gonna cum? you gonna cum?" and i was like "dude, maybe if you stopped talking i would be able to"

I CANNOT STAND people who do that.

ugh! yes

some ppl get off on that -- it's sort of a dom thing no?

i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)

or bad communication skills

w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw

indeed

tru

god, IMPE guys who do that feel inexperienced/inadequte and think sex means acting like u are in a crappy porno

"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."

professional?

Yeah, the one guy I had in mind basically acts like it's a porno every time we fuck, like "Yeah, you like that?" and all that shit. God, it's so dull. Also he refuses to take his shirt off and he keeps trying to have phone/chat sex with me.

if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong

^

This thread is worth it for straight dudes just to see that some things are the same across sexes, and guys are just as ridiculous with other guys as they are with women.

roxy otm

roxy otm, when I am pretending I am in a crappy porno I yell all kinds of bullshit