"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."

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STFU, SLAVE. STOP WATCHING BAD PR0N.

IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT, I'D STOP YOU ALREADY.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly. if you're going to talk dirty, i want to hear you say some filthy shit. don't ask me if i "like that". if you can't tell, you've got bigger issues.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

is this about teh gays

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

this is about anyone who unwittingly tempts a hatefuck by babbling stupid unsexy porn-quotes in bed.

also irritating: tell me to do something i'm already doing.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"lick my balls"?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

something like that

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Yeah, get naked, bitch! Yeah, let's have some sex, oh yeah!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"yeah, fuck my cock. yeeeaaah. you like that cock."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"Yeah, you like it when I go up and down, don't you? Say it, bitch! COME ON! SAY IT!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

UMMMMMM..

― NEW TO THE BOARD (ddb1), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Work boredom does some strange things to a dude.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure there are warning signs (foreplay, sexy talk, etc) but is there a clear way to tell if you are about to sleep with one of these people or do you just have to wait and see if that shit comes out in the moment??

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

a friend of mine once had a one-night stand, and at one point the guy she was banging said something like:

"UNH. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR???

MINE'S GREEEEEENN."

this is supposedly true.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

woah.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, ENJOY THIS FOREPLAY. YOU LIKE HOW I MASSAGE YOUR SHOULDERS AND CARESS YOUR HAIR, YOU SLUT?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

AW YEAH, DRINK THAT GLASS OF WINE. YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS ROMANTIC DINNER SHIT, DON'T YOU? EAT THAT VEAL. EAT THAT FUCKING VEAL. AWWWWW SHIT YEAH. CHEW IT.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^comedy gold^^^

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm trying so hard not to spit out coffee i'm laughign so hard

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH BITCH, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR DINNER. YEAAAAAAAAH. YOU WANT CHINESE, DON'T YOU, BITCH? WANT THAT SPICY KUNG POW SHRIMP, DON'T YOU? YEAH, SLUT, YOU WANT THAT WITH PORK FRIED RICE, DON'T YOU? GET THAT EGG ROLL, BITCH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

it's really stupe when someone TELLS YOU TO COME.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

COME ON

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, TONIGHT I'M GONNA GO ALL "WATCHING SIDEWAYS ON DVD AND PRETENDING TO GET MISTY" ON YOUR ASS, CUZ I CAN TELL YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU? TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON THE SURROUND SOUND, BITCH, OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

this is why people need brainwipes when they break up

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the chick with SERIOUS daddy issues pretty well fucked my shit up for all time

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Now that you should hopefully have awakened your partner’s libido, it is time to put that final touch on. Oh yes! The feature presentation! These are some basics guidelines to keep in mind. Like deep breaths and sounds, your words should also be in sync with the rhythm you have just created. The inhale breath should almost always be heard by your partner and you should speak in the “sexy voice” on the exhale breath. Enunciate all your words to your best degree.

To begin you should focus on these following questions: Which of my partner’s skills or attributes turn me on? How do they make me feel? How am I feeling right now? Dirty talking is mostly concerned with momentous sayings, so you should try to let your instinct carry you. If you feel that your partner is hot, call it as it is: “You are so hot!” If you feel that their touch makes your genitals quiver, say it: “Your touch makes my cock/pussy quiver.” If you feel that you are very hard/wet, state it: “I’m so hard/wet right now.”

However, a good rule of thumb is to avoid the word “because.” You are not writing an essay question. This will avoid sounding dull and it will also add urgency. In a sense, you may be cramming a long portion of a sentence in an exhaling breath so this forces you to say it very quickly, which emphasizes that urge. For example: “You laying there naked makes my cock/pussy hard/wet because I find you to be so irresistible.” You may be feeling this, but this is a bit long. Try separating the fragments with breaths. Long inhale, “You lying there naked,” quick inhale “Makes my cock/pussy hard/wet” inhale “You’re irresistible.” This style sounds more natural than mechanical, which is the intention of good dirty talk.

Another added bonus of separating the sentence is that it allows you to think on the spot. You can simply state something with out wondering whether it’s long enough, or why you feel that way. State the phrase, breathe, and add to it.

To turn up the dirty talking a bit, you should focus on this question: What do I want to happen to my partner or to me? Do not be intimidated. Think about things like foreplay, oral, anal, the use of toys, different positions, being spanked, etc. The answers to this question can be transformed into very naughty phrases. These are all within you, for only you know what you want. Ok, so you can cheat if you really need to: if you draw a complete blank, watching adult films for inspiration is always a possibility. Nevertheless, you should look deep within yourself and bare all your dirty fantasies. “Long inhale, You just got out of the shower, couple breaths, I just want to fuck you until you can’t walk anymore, inhale, Cum/spray all over you, inhale, quivering exhale, inhale, Get you all dirty again.”

After letting out some of your wants and desires, you may want to consider adding some more emphasis on certain subjects. One option is to add those initial sounds as previously mentioned. “Uh, inhale, I want to eat out your pussy/suck your dick, inhale, Ah.” Repetition is used to emphasize the importance of an action. “Pound me! Long inhale, Come on, quick inhale, Pound me! Inhale, Pound me harder!” You can also use adjectives and adverbs. “My nipples want your soft lips to slowly suck them and then bite them hard.”

Using singular adjectives or adverbs can also be a relief from always hearing the combination of an adjective before a noun. Make sure to stress the last syllable in the word to create more of an impact. For example, the word “wet” should be pronounced as “wet-te.” “Long inhale, I love it when I/you push my/your cock so far into you/me, inhale, I feel it touching all your/my walls inside, inhale, warm, inhale, wet, inhale, moist, inhale, tight.”

To avoid sounding redundant with vocabulary, attempt using metaphors. “I want to feel my/your essence leaking out of me.” “I love it when my/your pole reaches the bottom of your/my throat.” “For a more aggressive touch, using cursing can be quite thrilling. Compare “You are such a great lay” to “Holy shit! You are such a great fucking lay!” Other examples are “Fucking bang me harder, bitch/bastard,” “Fucking smack my God-damned ass,” and “Jesus, it just feels so bloody good that I want to fucking cum all over you.” Here you are able to speak louder because these phrases tend to be more aggressive.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

that was also the girl that wanted me to pee on her and i'm pretty sure intimated something about beastiality at one point

miss u, tracy

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

“Pound me! Long inhale, Come on, quick inhale, Pound me! Inhale, Pound me harder!”

Improper use of quotation marks = comedy gold.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I love it when my/your pole reaches the bottom of your/my throat.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont think i get how to actually pronounce "wet-te"

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, inhale, I want to eat out your pussy/suck your dick, inhale, Ah.

xpost rhymes with betty

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

kq, tell us more about this beastiality "intimation"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

>“Jesus, it just feels so bloody good that I want to fucking cum all over you.”

http://www.marichan.com/img/pf/men.gif

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

“My nipples want your soft lips to slowly suck them and then bite them hard.”

I don't know about you, but my libido's awake.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

the adjectives have got to go. i'm not too sure about the nouns, either.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

kq, tell us more about this beastiality "intimation"

what exactly do you mean by "doggy-style"?

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

just chant "the"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting a little ill just thinking about it. that poor little dog.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

actually im cool with saying crazy shit - i never got why girls i fuck have such a narrow range of dirty talk, usually just of the 'i need you inside me'/'ooh, youre gonna come for me?' variety, tho one ex was partial to 'youre fucking me! youre fucking me!' which was funny

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"My cock wants you to approach at a 45-degree-angle, open your luscious mouth partway, and caress the lower half of its glans with the back of your beautiful tongue. Three times."

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"i dont think i get how to actually pronounce "wet-te"
-- katie quirk (wt...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 12:07 PM"

Listening to a couple of Mark E. Smith records should do the trick.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I fear the line between my dirty talk and my Pitchfork writing is slowly deteriorating.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

What do you want them to say? Don't say "filthy shit". Give us specifics.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Best dirty talk: "O Superman" vox replete w/ vox-coder.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

David, start giving people a numerical score!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Best dirty talk: "O Superman" vox replete w/ vox-coder.

You've had sex with Gil Mantera's Party Dream?!

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

'youre fucking me! youre fucking me!'

that's some baby's-first-steps shit right there

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

OH BABY I LOVE HOW YOU COMBINE TRACI LORDS' WELL-WORN INGENUE-ITY AND JENNA JAMESON'S BUOYANT GIRL-NEXT-DOOR SLUTTINESS. IT'S A COMBINATION THAT'S HARD TO RESIST, BITCH.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I had someone pull the "I want you to hit me as hard as you can" Fight Club thing in the middle once.

UM. NO.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

As far as improvements go, this particular act of sexual congress isn't so much a triumph as it is a reach in the right direction. The overwrought bombast of your Kegel muscles have taken more of a backseat to the thrusting act and this saps a lot of the joyful contrast from the fucking. Then again, your pussy isn't much of a contender in the first place, though it obviously got the bigger sense of humor. Your hip-hop influence has been scaled back a bit as well, turning to a punishing rhythm stacked on top of deeper ambient sounds. The built-for-a-cathedral "You're Fucking Me!" opens softly and quickly erupts into choppy sample darts, then cools back down again. The momentum and retraction is a good metaphor for the sexual act. 7.6

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 16 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

The user popshots75` now has the locked permission on this thread.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

From here on out, I'm limiting myself to early-century blues idioms.

"After you received my root treatment, woman, don't start no signifyin'" seems like a good start.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6pIzDEU1uc

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, afterwards I will attribute it to Doctor Clayton to avoid any copyright infringement issues.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ASS TERMINOLOGY TO AVOID:

pooper
poo-hole
anus
sphincter
brown eye
[add yr own]

xpost trees, dude that is disturbing

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"I want to feel my/your essence leaking out of me."

ESSENCE OF GELFLING.

Oh man, if I ever get laid again I'm going to make that Skexis mmmmMMMMM sound.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually had a girl pull a variation of the essence line on me once

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ew dude plz remember i see the skeksis every day at my job HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeksis">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeksis

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

roxx are you asking me to talk dirty to you??

If you draw a complete blank, watching adult films for inspiration is always a possibility.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

the narrator/camera-man always has filthier & more interesting things to say than the people fucking, anyway

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

From here on out, I'm limiting myself to early-century blues idioms.

BABY, SQUEEZE MY LEMON. OH YEAH, SQUEEZE THE LEMON. OH SHIT, BABY. YOU GET LEMON JUICE IN YOUR EYE? THAT SHIT STINGS

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

narrator??

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

SUGAR MY GRAPEFRUIT

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, the omniscient narrator of porn

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

SIT ON MY FACE.
SIT ON MY FAAAAAAACE.
MY FACE. SIT.
SIT. ON. MY. FACE.

NOW GODDAMNIT.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Tell me what you're going to do to me."

Why? You don't already know? Is me saying "fuck" going to make it hurt more? Baby?

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fast-rewind.com/p_bride2.jpg
'is this a... KISSING website?'

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"Tell me what you're going to do to me."

that IS hella annoying

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah baby, let me club that seal

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/angelofheaven87/th_01-05-04-paris-hilton-club-sandwich.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

the key is using evocative language, i think.

for example, don't say "I want you to come inside me."

instead, try "BREED THAT DIRTY HOLE, BITCH."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn,,

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

AWWWW YEAH, BABY, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING FORCED DOWN THE BIRTH CANAL? CAN YOU FEEL IT? DO YOU LIKE IT THAT WAY, HEAD FIRST? I BET YOU LIKE IT HEAD FIRST, DON'T YOU? OOH, YOU'RE CROWNING NOW. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH? DO YOU LIKE CROWNING? I BET YOU WANNA POKE YOUR SOFT LITTLE HEAD OUT AND START CRYING, DON'T YOU? AWWWWW YEAH.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

it was funny the first 2 posts & never again

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracy sounds like a keeper.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

it was funny the first 2 posts & never again

so was the animenstraution cartoon

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry i saw that porno on gurochanin like 1998

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

but hey next time your girl says she wants you to talk dirty, just say, "hey how about i show you ~~this website~~ instead...it's real dirty...you'll like it :-)"

but sure to include the emoticon

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i could embarrass someone on this thread, but i won't.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

haha is it me?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

haha not who i was thinking of. but yeah i do have some dirt on you, lol!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

did you guys do "it"?

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gifGUYS, ELMO IS GAY!!!!http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit busted

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

and no, jaymc and i did not do "it". but i shall say no more.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing elmo was the top

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

David, start giving people a numerical score!

guys have been doing this since the dawn of time

― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

dawn of time a.k.a. the 80s http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Bo10.jpg

― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

were there ever pr0n versions of Dudley Moore flicks? Arthur 2: On The Cocks?

― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i could embarrass someone on this thread, but i won't.

i'm not scared

"sugar my grapefruit" is awesome.

i am going to make it a point to use it, and report back.

works for me

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hooked on phonics?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

the worst I ever got from some drag queen was "OOOHH, Captain Butler!"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

did you nut in her eye

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

AW YEAH, DRINK THAT GLASS OF WINE. YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS ROMANTIC DINNER SHIT, DON'T YOU? EAT THAT VEAL. EAT THAT FUCKING VEAL. AWWWWW SHIT YEAH. CHEW IT.

--> *uncontrollable screeching & cackling in quiet coffee shop*

― xero (xero), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, baby... i love it when your shitty late-80's Honda rides my rear bumper.

yeah, full highway speed, 75 miles per hour. fuck yeah, get up in that tailgate, baby...

you want me to tap my brakes? do ya, fucker? ohhhh fuckk yeah.

unh! now pass me! pass me on the right! unnnhhh... oh shit, baby, that's good. oh yeah.

YEAAAH. NOW CUT ME OFF, BITCH. DO IT. CUT ME OFF. UUNH FUCCKKK! oh god oh god yeah mmm

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

not well received

alas.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 23 September 2006 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

AW YEAH, DRINK THAT GLASS OF WINE. YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS ROMANTIC DINNER SHIT, DON'T YOU? EAT THAT VEAL. EAT THAT FUCKING VEAL. AWWWWW SHIT YEAH. CHEW IT.

― velko, Monday, 30 May 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

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