what a horribly formed "joke"

:D

lol, doubly horribly formed since ross says "rozay" a la the liquor

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/stylus/17412.jpg

yeah but it's this kind of wine right xp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ros%C3%A9

Yes, as mentioned in the 1977 Billy Joel hit, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".

haha I like djp's joke

special Korean day: doggy and doggy

― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (4 hours ago)

maybe she has alpha female status, and therefore has the option of claiming shotgun & demanding that "flow hands" girl move to the back (though, being a benevolent dictator, she allotted herself backseat status).

― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:35 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well notice she ends up in the backseat both times the dilemma arises -- i'm pretty sure that means she likes it in the butt

― some dude, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:38 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

that is a horrible, horrible joke but it is formed pretty immaculately

^^ gets it

ya but djp u have more tolerance for hoary old 1-2 setups than most

nakhgettingit

ban nakhchivan

hi deems

and crut

was wonderin

money was on britisher tbh

lol for real??

right down to tweed jacket with leather elbow patches

up the 'ra

kangaroo crut

I see that vampyr is nominated. we got some dreyer up in this bitch!

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what she said...in late '20s france

― da croupier, Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:19 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

livin it up at the joketell California

that lyric gets stuck in my head far too often

I must've been in a really dark place to make that post

it seems like one of those thoughts that, if you were a nice person, you just wouldn't share with other people

solitary posts etc

I'm already working my own BDSM novel, "90 Grades of Shea" about a mysterious and domineering adjunct professor named Christopher Shea. How far will she go to remove that incomplete?

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i support the "suggest killfile" feature where you can choose two posters and eventually force them to killfile each other

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can I get a dillfile I hate pickles

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:56 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bolt the door, Varg is loose!

that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because the classic thing to say when you hear that ice cream is being served is 'yeah, i'd like to suck on that!'

Because that doesn't make any sense. You'd say, "Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!"

that's why its funny s1ock

horribly formed jokes are usually p cute tho

because ice cream is usually referred to as 'ice'

I feel like it'd be impossible not to be able to tell contextually or from tone of voice whether to expect "Coco and Ice-T" or "cocoa and iced tea."

Not to mention that cocoa and iced tea would be a really strange thing to serve together. I mean who would serve just cocoa and iced tea and surely if there were other beverages there then you'd just say "refreshments" or something. Curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpUSiBoBvoE

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GJa2FF1ZOfM/TuksvEu0KoI/AAAAAAAARRE/k-Q-ZxAMlz8/s400/COCO.jpg

what I don't understand is why Coco and Ice-T would be hanging out in the conference room at some sports mgmt co.

Can I borrow a stapler?

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

vanilagoon

vagoon

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

*puts down daily mail*

*eats a crisp*

co-worker: Meat Loaf in the conference room.

co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― weingarden by kawhineyscope (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 9:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Ey3yN.jpg