Craigslist Casual Encounters

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this thread has taken a turn for the bonkers, but stevie D OTM; the 'who' is v important when we perceive these things.

imo, sex is gross, don't do it, you might get sick and die.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I dont want to go out with Pete Townsend though ow ow stop throwing things at me.

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

look all i'm saying is that if u have a copy of 'live at leeds' it's easier to get laid okay?

not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

OHHH well, thats perfectly sensible.

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

*checks admin log to see if kelpolaris is gone yet*

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol and last week i wondered if my kelpolaris suggest ban was uncharitably quick

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

there's plenty of easier ways to find casual poon, cmon.

Its been 6 years since I've been single, but I never found this to be true as a straight male. Casual "poon" (or even just "hooking up") was almost non-existent once I left college. 99% of the girls I ended up being involved with in any sort of casual basis were people I met through friends or already knew somehow. Striking up conversations with random strangers in public always always blew up in my face.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, obviously I'm the common denominator there and it says more about me than anything else, but I've never really felt like I was horribly awkward in social situations. I mean, getting to know people and making friends? I'm generally pretty awesome at that. But if I've ever gone into it with any inkling of sexual attraction, it just never happened.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I was a little trite saying that, I must admit. I just always got the impression guys found it really easy to score if they didnt mind who they picked up at a bar, but thats a horrible generalisation and I retract it.

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, there was my problem! I had relatively high standards and morals (i.e. no taking advantage of really drunk people).

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link

But I feel like I'm taking this thread way more seriously than I should. Someone post an imagebomb zing for me.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Its my prob too fwiw, Ive become more fussy than my ... er... league warrants, so to speak.

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys are actually contributing and not making ridiculous a priori judgments — what's wrong with that?

for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

though I can't stop looking at Kim Jong-Il staring at corn

for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Pillbox sorry..

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6418/sallgood.jpg

kelolpapyrus (Pillbox), Thursday, 2 December 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

You just assumed I was looking for 'casual poon,' when clearly what I am looking for bears

Two and a Half Muffins (Eazy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, my freudian slip is already well documented at this point. *lolredbandanalol* actually, some of my best friends are bears. I'm sure they'd find this whole thing rather comical.

kelolpapyrus (Pillbox), Thursday, 2 December 2010 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/39175/thumbs/s-MYSTERY-large.jpg

this man has a book he would like to sell you

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 2 December 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

A good gal friend of mine (not someone I've dated) has done this on weekend mornings.

Two and a Half Muffins (Eazy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the section dedicated to people who passed each other on the streets or in the supermarket. Most of the posts consist of losers saying some variation of "Girl I saw in the red convertible last Saturday, damn you fine, are you readin' Craigslist?".

That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I always wondered if those Chance Encounters posts ever actually work

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

like, it seems just as likely as shouting "IS THAT YOU" out of your window until the person you're looking for shouts back "YES! SQUEEE!"

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone awake and would like to come over and lick and suck my breasts. I can orgasm from having them sucked and really need it right now. Not looking for intercourse but I will jack you off while you suck my tits. Respond with "Tits" in subject line if interested.

  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Opinions happen, guy. (crüt), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm into giving a woman lots of oral and available today, now thru 2pm.

http://images.craigslist.org/3n63mb3l45O05Y15T2ac6b53c78e31fe21277.jpg

Opinions happen, guy. (crüt), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

A+ DN

patrick NAGL (corey), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/eZx250V.jpg

, Monday, 4 April 2016 12:14 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

personals pulled

https://www.craigslist.org/about/FOSTA

In the most ideal of situations, a bill like FOSTA *could* play a role in fighting off sex trafficking. In reality though, the bill (as is the case here) is causing a chilling effect that gooses sites like Craigslist to close up at least part of their shop and actively hurts consenting sex workers who rely on the website. As drastic as it may seem, it’s easy to understand the *why* of Craigslist’s decision to avoid the consequences of FOSTA, but the question now is whether other sites frequently used by sex workers will follow suit.

https://gizmodo.com/craigslist-is-shutting-down-its-personals-section-1824011480

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link

i guess no one else is pourin' one out for freely available bizzyness

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link

I guess you didn't ctrl-f before reviving

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Friday, 23 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

i don't even know what that does.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

Craigslist hilarity

revived yesterday w/r/t the issue (I missed it as well)

sleeve, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link


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