Justin Bieber

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.139857570.jpg

“We’ve got nothing better to do / than watch Disney, and have a couple of Dews.”

amazing shirt

http://waitingforbieber.com/

oh wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxSeCKwz-jw

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/17/justin-bieber-drinking-cops-maryland-bar-woman-katie-underage-police/

lol

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Internet Pranksters Attempt to Send Justin Bieber Tour to North Korea
Posted Tue Jul 6, 2010 11:25am PDT by Joseph Brannigan Lynch in Stop The Presses!

If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner.

Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens.

Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour.

This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected.

The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it.
"Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive."

Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these.

Proof: http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour

yeah but he looks like a cuet lesbian!

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 11:43 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

prescient post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y85543zESO8

What a wonderful world.

Original's better.

http://gawker.com/5603069/justin-bieber-to-play-himself-in-3d-biographical-movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GjKiy3nSI

as much as I dislike the Bieb, that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.

(RON ARTEST TO THREAD)

Nice throw! Surely not from the hands of a pre-teen

that's a much more professional response than I've seen many more seasoned pros elicit after being nailed.

Josh Homme to thread.

Chad Kroeger, too.

I'd watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg

that didnt feel good

the elle photoshoot he's done with kim kardashian is an odd thing indeed

holy shit guys: http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower

not to be "that guy" but this like the 4th time someone has posted that link on ILX today

jesus really? i guess that makes ME that guy.

where the fuck else was it posted?

ok - i see it now on the "ambient albums" thread.

also here: RIP Justin Bieber

also a 77 thread but I can't remember which one

jesus. i thought i had completed due diligence by searching ilm for Bieber.

we have too many threads on to many boards here.

also fuck you everybody who found this before i did.

fuck you too

fair enough.

first!

"You’re not going to believe this, but technology has found a way to make Justin Bieber sound as good as Animal Collective."

http://www.nerdist.com/2010/08/winwinfail-episode-ii-bieber-fever/

why would you want to do that?

i don't have time for a single thing i've heard by bieber, but it's animal collective who wish they could sound as good as he does, clearly

They both remind me of people with tiny penises.

ouch

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/PKzcmEJEuOoLRffwEjxM0A?feat=directlink

Brazilian police find Justin Bieber painting in the house of dangerous drug lord in Rio. Really.

http://twitpic.com/3b25tf

Justin Bieber wants shariah imposed in North America!

http://www.salon.com/life/justin_bieber/?story=/politics/war_room/2010/12/30/justin_bieber_ground_zero_mosque

http://www.twitvid.com/DJHH3

if this is the new 80s, maybe bieber will bring us the new graceland

Um...so after months and months of radio immersion, I think I might actually like 'Baby'? A fair deal, even.

Like...someone needs to be making harmlessly PG male pop music, so it may as well be him. Plus, it's not mindlessly pounding Dr. Luke house-pop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQJ_SIVUVE

On 'Today', Hoda and Kathie Lee had to check up on him this morning because he had the sniffles. I'm not entirely sure, but I think KLG hit on him. O.o She asked if he like older women.

http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/PKzcmEJEuOoLRffwEjxM0A?feat=directlink

Brazilian police find Justin Bieber painting in the house of dangerous drug lord in Rio. Really.

― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, November 29, 2010 5:04 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

i thought "painting" was a verb here

^^^ me too. That makes more sense now.