RIP Justin Bieber

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tragic

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Shakey, I think "good riddance" would've been more your style.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Heroin is a hell of a drug.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

so soon after roger ebert too

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the pope's complicity in all of this is the biggest tragedy

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

It's past 12!
Shame he won't be.

I know that doesn't really work.

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

hope he's up there singing his heart out for Lisa Kudrow and Judd Apatow

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

the cold bieber open casket

some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

never heard of him

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

SARAHPalinUSA: America Loses One of Its Brightest Talents Today. RIP J-Bieb, and May God Watch Over the Bieb family.

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP little guy, hope you're sitting on Michael Jackson's right hand in Heaven right now.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

people close to him said it was only a matter of time.

RIP

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

beaten to death by chris brown
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/02/0206_justin_bieber_chris_brown_getty.jpg

velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

its sad he was a guitarist

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

way less sad, flautists are scum imo

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

look i need 2 get away from the computer b4 i say something hurtful, but this is not an appropriate venue to put 4th yr pro-guitarist ideology.

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

heard the sessions he was working on are incredible

plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

its sad he looked like an old lesbian

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

hey don't mischaracterize me man, I am not pro-guitarist, I am explicitly anti-flautist

xpost to the flautist-apologist

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^also a little known 19th century political party

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

alanjmcgee @JUSTINBIEBER ALRIGHT SO SORRY WEE MAN HEARD YOU PASSEDON. UR MUSIC WASNT TOO GREAT NOW WAS IT UR NO MARTIN CARR BYE BYE FOR NOW BIG MAN

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow. I had no idea: "In 2007, Bieber was involved in an escape plot with two other prisoners."

StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!

fyi "its sad he was a ---" is a ref to an old dimebag darrell thread iirc

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

rip music everywhere

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

who do u think is on the shortlist for the biopic? i'm thinking zack and cody from the suite life (kinda like how they had 6 ppl playing dylan, they would play both sides of his personality)

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Zac Efron to portray Bieber during his born-again Christian phase.

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda makes you think though, don't it?

Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

denial isn't just a river in Egypt max

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard he's still alive in the sideways timeline.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

What a disaster for boy lesbians.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Day of mourning declared here in Canada

Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

― max, Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:14 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he will live on, rip

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

rip max

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard about him this morning on FB

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't know he lived a dual life as Justin Bieber, though

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

bowling balls can be dangerous.

so sad :(

hey it's (jel --), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I won't even say RIP. I'm not gonna miss that little singing foetus.

RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

He was the best part of the first verse of We Are the World 2010. RIP.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i wish no harm to justin bieber, only harm to his career.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

saw this guy on silent library the other weekend, thought it was just one of the annoying younger brothers of asher roth's friends or something, he had a cast on and reminded me of myself at that age i.e. an unscrupulous attention whore who deserved to basically die

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

idg this thread

alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm sure he'd make a fine jingle-singer, or rodeo-clown.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

Melvin van Osterlow, Jr. (res), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zivss7.jpg

i had this exact exchange with my sister yesterday, only instead of racing to witch mountain we were at wet seal.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

my kid - 14 y.o. music geek - calls him Justin Beaver. "Hey dad (giggles) you know what beaver means, right? Justin Vagina..."

are we human or are we dancer (m coleman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

rumour has it hes david 'bud bundy' faustino's illegitimate son

Michael B, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP Justin!! It was too soon! ;_;
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ty69lPvKG-w/SbV-HGK7lLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/aZ5xEsWpFJQ/s320/suzannaanna,+It

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

My brother's first grader likes this girl. At dinner, he announced to everyone that he is mad at Justin Bieber. This is because the girl he likes is a fan.

The kindergartener says, "I have an idea. We should kidnap Justin Bieber and kill him."

Opus Gai (I M Losted), Friday, 12 September 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

RIP Justin Bieber.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

lol jeez

lag∞n, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

oh no

gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 12:42 (nine years ago) link

He is not getting roasted like with fire lol,they are just gonna make jokes about him #BieberRoast
— justin bieber (@biebslikeme) January 20, 2015

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link

ew this is a terrible idea and a sad attempt to claw back toward relevance

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

drake is next in line surely

gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

drake roast wld be soo uncomfortable w him trying to the extreme to be a great sport aboot it

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

would be worth it for nicki minaj's turn

gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

"Selena Gomez is dating men now" (Jeff Ross) made me chuckle

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/b9giaTI.png

gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

Eh. Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and that SNL kid each got in a few good ones. Hannibal Buress, whose stand-up I like, could have used a few more actual jokes. As usual, the non-comedians came off as strained; Martha Stewart talking dirty is just the discount version of Bea Arthur's great appearance at the Pamela Anderson roast years ago. Will Ferrel remains the least amusing human being on the planet.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

lol i came here to post that, with the reasoning that if i can't unsee it neither should anyone else

lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

idgi

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

I can't post this on twitter so you get it: now we know why he has a tripod page

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

that is justin bieber's dad, tweeting in reference to justin bieber's penis

lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

there is an existing, recent paparazzi shot of justin bieber's dick, yes

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

is he dead?

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

he is now

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

finally

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ4tgWQUkAAD4qU.jpg

neymarish

Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

in the creepy celebrity dad leaderboard, that's definitely up there with trump repeatedly suggesting he'd like to fuck his daughter

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

link to bieber's cock please

dylannn, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

i'm not googling 'bieber dong' so you don't have to, chum

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?

somebody used a telephoto lens to catch him on a private beach or balcony or something and people are linking it because the purpose of freedom of speech is to actively celebrate violating people's privacy as often as possible

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 9 October 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

why do you hate freedom

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

can't believe this wee guy died

RIP

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

RIP Justin Penis

a (waterface), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

He just kept feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it.

Spottie, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't look like he's gonna stop!

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

died of excess dick. & at such a young age too

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

I can always count on ilx to keep me informed about what's happening in the world.

Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

penises. penises are happening.

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...
three years pass...

Fuck. RIP Bieb. Each time u die I live a little more inside

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

thoughts and prayers up to justin, freshly diagnosed with lyme disease - stay strong big man

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkrNKMVXHc

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 9 January 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:40 AM bookmarkflaglink

why what happened

― conrad, Sunday, May 16, 2010 9:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

Fetchboy's hands fell off.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, May 16, 2010 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

RIP. died a third time. Sad.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Truly he lived his life like an asshole in the wind.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link

Farewell sweet Prince, may flights of tattooed angels song thee to thy rest.

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

I get my caskets from Transylvania

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link

NYPost: BABY, BABY, BABY, OUCH!

frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

so sorry to hear you died yet again. no matter how many times you die I'll always remember Paris

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:32 (three months ago) link

It is my understanding that Justin Bieber has died so many times that he got a "R.I.P. Justin Bieber" tattoo to commemorate his most recent death. It had to be inked on the top of his left foot, as both soles were taken.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:38 (three months ago) link

He’s with Anne Frank now

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 12 January 2024 04:21 (three months ago) link


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