tragic
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Shakey, I think "good riddance" would've been more your style.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
so soon after roger ebert too
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the pope's complicity in all of this is the biggest tragedy
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
It's past 12!Shame he won't be.
I know that doesn't really work.
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
hope he's up there singing his heart out for Lisa Kudrow and Judd Apatow
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
the cold bieber open casket
― some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
never heard of him
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
SARAHPalinUSA: America Loses One of Its Brightest Talents Today. RIP J-Bieb, and May God Watch Over the Bieb family.
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP little guy, hope you're sitting on Michael Jackson's right hand in Heaven right now.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
people close to him said it was only a matter of time.
RIP
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
beaten to death by chris brownhttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/02/0206_justin_bieber_chris_brown_getty.jpg
― velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
its sad he was a guitarist
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
way less sad, flautists are scum imo
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
look i need 2 get away from the computer b4 i say something hurtful, but this is not an appropriate venue to put 4th yr pro-guitarist ideology.
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
heard the sessions he was working on are incredible
― plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
its sad he looked like an old lesbian
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
hey don't mischaracterize me man, I am not pro-guitarist, I am explicitly anti-flautist
xpost to the flautist-apologist
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^also a little known 19th century political party
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
alanjmcgee @JUSTINBIEBER ALRIGHT SO SORRY WEE MAN HEARD YOU PASSEDON. UR MUSIC WASNT TOO GREAT NOW WAS IT UR NO MARTIN CARR BYE BYE FOR NOW BIG MAN
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow. I had no idea: "In 2007, Bieber was involved in an escape plot with two other prisoners."
― StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
fyi "its sad he was a ---" is a ref to an old dimebag darrell thread iirc
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
rip music everywhere
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
who do u think is on the shortlist for the biopic? i'm thinking zack and cody from the suite life (kinda like how they had 6 ppl playing dylan, they would play both sides of his personality)
― butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Zac Efron to portray Bieber during his born-again Christian phase.
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
guys... justin bieber isnt dead
― max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda makes you think though, don't it?
― Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
denial isn't just a river in Egypt max
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I heard he's still alive in the sideways timeline.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
What a disaster for boy lesbians.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Day of mourning declared here in Canada
― Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
― max, Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:14 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he will live on, rip
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
rip max
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i heard about him this morning on FB
didn't know he lived a dual life as Justin Bieber, though
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
bowling balls can be dangerous.
so sad :(
― hey it's (jel --), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I won't even say RIP. I'm not gonna miss that little singing foetus.
― RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
He was the best part of the first verse of We Are the World 2010. RIP.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish no harm to justin bieber, only harm to his career.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.
― i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
saw this guy on silent library the other weekend, thought it was just one of the annoying younger brothers of asher roth's friends or something, he had a cast on and reminded me of myself at that age i.e. an unscrupulous attention whore who deserved to basically die
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
idg this thread
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sure he'd make a fine jingle-singer, or rodeo-clown.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI
― Melvin van Osterlow, Jr. (res), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zivss7.jpg
i had this exact exchange with my sister yesterday, only instead of racing to witch mountain we were at wet seal.
― the international mooncake trade (reddening), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
my kid - 14 y.o. music geek - calls him Justin Beaver. "Hey dad (giggles) you know what beaver means, right? Justin Vagina..."
― are we human or are we dancer (m coleman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
rumour has it hes david 'bud bundy' faustino's illegitimate son
― Michael B, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP Justin!! It was too soon! ;_;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ty69lPvKG-w/SbV-HGK7lLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/aZ5xEsWpFJQ/s320/suzannaanna,+It
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link
My brother's first grader likes this girl. At dinner, he announced to everyone that he is mad at Justin Bieber. This is because the girl he likes is a fan.
The kindergartener says, "I have an idea. We should kidnap Justin Bieber and kill him."
― Opus Gai (I M Losted), Friday, 12 September 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
RIP Justin Bieber.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
lol jeez
― lag∞n, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
well, how inevitable
http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/20/entertainment/feat-justin-bieber-comedy-central-roast/
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link
oh no
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 12:42 (nine years ago) link
He is not getting roasted like with fire lol,they are just gonna make jokes about him #BieberRoast— justin bieber (@biebslikeme) January 20, 2015
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link
ew this is a terrible idea and a sad attempt to claw back toward relevance
― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
drake is next in line surely
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
drake roast wld be soo uncomfortable w him trying to the extreme to be a great sport aboot it
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link
would be worth it for nicki minaj's turn
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
"Selena Gomez is dating men now" (Jeff Ross) made me chuckle
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/b9giaTI.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Eh. Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and that SNL kid each got in a few good ones. Hannibal Buress, whose stand-up I like, could have used a few more actual jokes. As usual, the non-comedians came off as strained; Martha Stewart talking dirty is just the discount version of Bea Arthur's great appearance at the Pamela Anderson roast years ago. Will Ferrel remains the least amusing human being on the planet.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/JeremyBieber/status/652506486124449792
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
lol i came here to post that, with the reasoning that if i can't unsee it neither should anyone else
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
idgi
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link
I can't post this on twitter so you get it: now we know why he has a tripod page
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
that is justin bieber's dad, tweeting in reference to justin bieber's penis
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
there is an existing, recent paparazzi shot of justin bieber's dick, yes
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
is he dead?
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
he is now
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
finally
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ4tgWQUkAAD4qU.jpg
neymarish
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link
in the creepy celebrity dad leaderboard, that's definitely up there with trump repeatedly suggesting he'd like to fuck his daughter
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
link to bieber's cock please
― dylannn, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
i'm not googling 'bieber dong' so you don't have to, chum
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
somebody used a telephoto lens to catch him on a private beach or balcony or something and people are linking it because the purpose of freedom of speech is to actively celebrate violating people's privacy as often as possible
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 9 October 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
why do you hate freedom
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
can't believe this wee guy died
― hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
RIP Justin Penis
― a (waterface), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
He just kept feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it.
― Spottie, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
It doesn't look like he's gonna stop!
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
died of excess dick. & at such a young age too
― hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
I can always count on ilx to keep me informed about what's happening in the world.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
penises. penises are happening.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/justin-bieber-baptized-then-knick-tyson-chandler-tub-article-1.2468028
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
Fuck. RIP Bieb. Each time u die I live a little more inside
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers up to justin, freshly diagnosed with lyme disease - stay strong big man
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkrNKMVXHc
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 9 January 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link
RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:40 AM bookmarkflaglink
why what happened
― conrad, Sunday, May 16, 2010 9:42 AM bookmarkflaglink
Fetchboy's hands fell off.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, May 16, 2010 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link
RIP. died a third time. Sad.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
Truly he lived his life like an asshole in the wind.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
Farewell sweet Prince, may flights of tattooed angels song thee to thy rest.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
I get my caskets from Transylvania
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link
NYPost: BABY, BABY, BABY, OUCH!
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link
so sorry to hear you died yet again. no matter how many times you die I'll always remember Paris
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:32 (three months ago) link
It is my understanding that Justin Bieber has died so many times that he got a "R.I.P. Justin Bieber" tattoo to commemorate his most recent death. It had to be inked on the top of his left foot, as both soles were taken.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:38 (three months ago) link
He’s with Anne Frank now
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 12 January 2024 04:21 (three months ago) link