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Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib?

No that was Bryan...this was separate from the RJG incident.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

You are spending a LOT of effort on a board where virtually every single poster "hates" you

Why the quotes -- caution?

The New Yorkers on the board who've met me either seem to like me or hide their dislike well.

And please let me fuck Noizeturd's empty sockets when you're done.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Does he just start punching at ribs when he meets an ilxor? It might not be a bad idea.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

who did you meet? did their face sequentially meet brooklyn pavement?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I say we take off and nuke ILX from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, so much for avoiding dirty looks.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

or dirty socks for that matter.. (ew.. WTFF?)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, SOCKETS. sorry.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"the ice harvest was a classic!! ill fuck your sockets!!"

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, I pretty much respect Joel and Yancey's opinions on people cos they're solid dudes, so it's perplexing to me--the way I figure it, you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person. Either that or Joel and Yancey's done gone lunatic. Hence the quotes around "hate," I mean what kind of fucking loser hates someone off a message board? Can your persecution complex and realize that the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball so maybe you wanna check yourself if you don't want to have to, uh, fuck Jon's pockets or whatever in the future.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i demand hstence to come here and defend his pal

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

london ILX meet-ups have resulted in violence and chaos before. no joke. you NYC pussies are all talk, no action.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Though I guess who the fuck starts threads calling out totally unrelated people and then threatens to pound a dude to the pavement for being a weak ass nigga (on two threads now!)? I mean that's way weirder than if I decided randomly that I actually hate you. Which, for the record, I don't. I have expended all my hate energy on oops. Now there's someone who is truly crap, ha ha!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.probotproductions.com/RipleyFlamethrower.gif
you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person.
hi!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

so do we know why blount is involved at all yet?

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, we're gonna meet at Ciabella Burrito.

I'll buy you a fuckin burrito.

Then I'll fuckin punch your stomach and watch your burrito fly out your own face.

Then I'll kick your fuckin head in.

And then I'll play bass licks on your GRAVE!

Oh, COME ON, MAN...

BUDDY!

I'm joining your band.

I'm going to play bass in your band, and write all your songs.

So fuck you.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I think it's because he was in the Navy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i lost my copy of "great phone calls " :(

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe now is the time for all of us to sing along to King Missile's "Martin Scorsese"

This one' called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best fucking films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellwnt fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best fucking films he makes the best fucking films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin love him
I fuckin love him

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Try to see the humor I may intend. re sockets, say.

the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball

See, I don't know who that is.

I was posting to I Love Baseball for at least 6 months before I hit on the link to the rest of the Madhouse. And then Pazz & Jop came out...

OH SHIT, they're MOSTLY CRITICS. Mystery solved.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah and you're totally ok on ILB. I have no idea what your enormous problem is with discussing, like, any other topic in the world. I mean I'm trying to see the humor, I'm trying to see the point you're making but seriously you're just coming off like a troll half the time. Like you are purposefully trying to ruin the film threads. Which, hey, cool, whatevs but don't sit there and start enormo-internet throwdowns when people call you on your bullshit, dude.

It's just like the first couple times you say something like, "Of course you wouldn't understand X, you're a fan of totally-unrelated-out-of-left-field-probably-not-even-true Y" it's pretty ha ha. The next 12,000 times you do it, it's kind of like "Does this guy have a 'shut the fuck up' button or what?"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

That's probably the best summary I've seen.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

this is all to do with "indie", right?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

You are still about 18,000,000,000,000x better than others I've already mentioned so I mean don't take it like hatred. I said this, like on some fucking thread about, of all things, Tuomas, you know if people are engaging with you at all, that is a sign they like you on some level. If all you get is SHUT THE FUCK UP and then everyone ignores you, then it's truly time to pack it in. Though I don't think your sudden internet comedy hardman routine is going to help matters, really.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

One man's bullshit is another's roffle, tho.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah true enough except you're talking about one man versus every single other person posting on a thread.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Because the people who agree with me are too smart to get in a pissing contest?

you know if people are engaging with you at all, that is a sign they like you on some level.

That seems wrong. I'm just bored at work and parts of my life are kinda sucking hard.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Your nonsensical left-field accusations towards others and your bizarro snobbery about frankly populist topics is a little grating. To, like, virtually everyone, apparently. So, if you are making a joke or trying to make a point, you might want to, you know, make the point explicit if you don't want to be, for example, banned from boards over silly nonsense or have people talk shit about you. I mean it's pretty logical, don't you think?

xpost uh what people that agree with you, dude? I really fail to see how someone can "agree" with the idea that slocki is a Coen Brothers fan or whatever else you wanna throw out there.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

wow, boredom is an amazing thing

haha xpost!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

(Morbius is really Daddino fucking with us, isn't he?)

― Dan (Fess Up) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, do we need to rehash the Spielberg thread where people who like the 'Berg were backing away from you? Were you kidding? Were you not? Who knows? You certainly weren't gonna tell anyone, or like actually try to engage anyone trying to discuss things with you.

It's obnoxious as all get out. Like I said, I don't understand why someone who is pretty much ok and nice enough on ILB turns into such a douchebag over here but that's your schtick. Go back to "not caring" what we think, ok?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Why would Daddino know about baseball?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Why wouldn't he?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I cannot fathom how unbelievably annoying you would be when you are actually on coke, rather than just appearing to be.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't he......you know, British?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Daddino isn't British...!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha! No.

― Dan (Hahahahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

williamsburg is a british colony

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh. Well then.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

...wait. I'm thinking of Dadaismus!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Unless British is some kind of new slang for "awesome."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

If it isn't, it should be!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

(ironically, obv)

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

1) Once Upon A Time In the West
2) The Wild Bunch
3) The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
4) Le Doulos
5) One, Two, Three
6) La Dolce Vita
7) Vivre Sa Vie/My Life To Live
8) Breathless
9) The Leopard
10) Bullitt
11) The President's Analyst
12) 2001: A Space Odyssey
13) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
14) Charade
15) Le Samourai
16) A Fistful of Dollars
17) Dr. Strangelove
18) Band of Outsiders
19) Weekend
20) Contempt
21) A Hard Day's Night
22) Jules et Jim
23) Battle of Algiers
24) The Great Escape
25) Z
26) Rosemary's Baby
27) Point Blank
28) Seconds
29) The Sorrow and the Pity
30) Modesty Blaise
31) Take the Money and Run
32) Medium Cool
33) The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I was figuring from the way he said it, it was some kind of euphemism but I couldn't figure out what for, exactly.

xpost gear?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

three godards in a row! what a clusterfuck, sacre bleu, lol

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Neither of them are British? Like, from Britain?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Well I know Daddino isn't, he's from Long Island. Similar, but different.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UD7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

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