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i hate myspace

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 12 May 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think so, but I am @ work!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

theresa! that girl is friends with my gf's ex: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=10910158&Mytoken=20050513171418

hahaha

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 13 May 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
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"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR F*CKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SH*T!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I am tempted to forward it!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

oh she didn't send me that, that was someone else....

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

but she did tell me that my picture was "mesmirizing"
(incorrect spelling and all!)

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://c.myspace.com/00066/10/56/66756501_l.jpg

caption = rejecting suicidegirlphoto

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTOHTHOTHOT

― brock (brock), Monday, 16 May 2005 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Suicide girls looks just like one of those escort sites.

― mitzi gaynor (dymaxia), Monday, 16 May 2005 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link

so does myspace

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Monday, 16 May 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

if you have a redhead named "candice" on your friends list that you added in the last month or so, and you don't know who it is: that's me.

when do i get my hoochiezzz!?

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

the first girl i kissed was a redhead named candice

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

People post pictures of stuffed animals on escort sites?

Curious. I wonder why you say that.

― mitzi gaynor (dymaxia), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

the first girl i kissed was a redhead named candice
-- [that bastard] jaxon (jaso...), May 17th, 2005 9:58 AM. (jaxon) (later)

Haha, your M0M??!?!?!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

redheads named candice are slutzzz

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

but in a good way!

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

my mom's name is Candace and she's a blonde!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://l822.myspace.com/00113/22/85/113435822_s.jpg

Comment:

"if a boy ever caught me such a delicious bass, surely i would "slip him my digitz""

― You're jumping to conclusions my friend!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 23 May 2005 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/billycorgan
!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 27 May 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, Moby's music gets worse and worse

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I had to listen to "play" at lunch today. grrrr.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img91.echo.cx/img91/1415/myspacetruth11kj.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, that's not good.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

www.myspace.com/robotgoeshere

he opened for some other show i went to and we were all like ROBOT GO HOME.
i swear, he gives robots a bad name.
that shit was broke, yo.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Saucony®, footwear of choice for corny indie fuxxors

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The INVENTOR of Miami Bass...

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://l200.myspace.com/00119/00/25/119535200_l.jpg

NICE EYEBROW RING

― jw (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

that's not tehresa.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

azn!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/hash/2005/4/24/84918aabb75746e3654fce08ef9fe575.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

roffle

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

caitlin, not to get all racial but that girl looks straight-up latina!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i think you might be right :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 4 June 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

NOT A JAPANOPHILE

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 4 June 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought she was azn too, caitlin...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 June 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

From: Preston

Date: Jun 7, 2005 10:58 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hey
Body: hey dude I made a dope free tool for picking up on chicks on myspace basically, point your browser to PickupX.com and copy/paste a witty pickup line and send a different one to each chick on myspace that lives near you and you will get really good responses. it will also work to hit PickupX.com for a witty pickup line when ever a chick asks you something stupid shit like “do I know you” usually they just need you to break the ice and grabbing a witty pickup line from PickupX.com will facilitate that. anyhow dude let me know what you think and how it works for you. I would like this to be pretty well so please show PickupX to any friends whom you wish to be more success w/ the picking up chicks. also let me know if you have any ideas for PickupX.com that you would also find useful

also, let me know if you have any substantial success using PickupX with meeting chicks on myspace I love to talk about this shit w/ other guys because I love women and dating and think its fun to learn strategy from each other

sincerely,

-Preston

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:21 PM
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: you're retarded.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:41 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: wow, I'm so impressed that you were listening to lcd soundsystem before I was. I'm totally such a poser for referencing that three years after it came out. I wish I could be an elitist like you.

suck it, Jon.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Saturday, 18 June 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 7:46:00 PM

Subject:
hey there

Message:
hey Joel
I liked your profile, and wanted to talk some more, exchange some pics, or even meet up if you want. contact me at kylie6987@h******.com
hope to talk with you soon
love kylie

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I deleted my profile.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i noticed that, ¿por que?

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

now i only have two friends :(

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

it had run its route. it was fun.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

you're a kept man

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I deleted mine over a month ago.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I only had it for three weeks!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i was sad when adam left. he gave me such a nice comment!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i deleted mine once

in a fit of pique

i didnt like myspace

i like it fine now

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam, come back! Post der Maulwurf comments again!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I...can't.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

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