KILLFILE 2.0

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ok, replace the code in the last for loop with

var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
div = thisLink.parentNode;
div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + jerk + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

and that should do it.

― koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost. sorry Jaq. 8)

― koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh excellent koogs, that rox - you saved me hours of poking at stuff :) I was only getting the names to replace instead of the whole post.

― Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahaha! Oh, that works a treat :)

I changed the text to be div.innerHTML = "<div>Inanity by the poxy fule" + jerk + " deleted for all time.<br /><hr/></div>";

― Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway koogs I got you a plaque
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/406038696_67123cb49a_o.png

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Awesome, Koogs! I love it.

― toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

A fantastic idea. I have been too lazy to set up the new killfile so far though.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i had some trouble earlier today because i had 8080 in the url and that's changed.

anyway, place this snippet before the for loop for a nice little reminder in top right that some messages were blocked

if (posts.snapshotLength != 0) {
var logo = document.createElement("div");
logo.innerHTML = '<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0; left=auto; z-index:10; background-color:red; color:white; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold;">Some Posts Were Blocked</div>';
document.body.insertBefore(logo, document.body.firstChild);
}

(jaq, got email, thanks. most of credit goes to will for the original, i only fixed it for ilx2 (my first greasemonkey script as it happens))

― koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm dying to know who is killing whom. I challenge you to create a little PacManesque critter that gobbles up the posts of those you deem killable.

― Maria :D, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

another one, this one makes the Skipping x messages a lot bigger and redder:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Skipping
// @namespace
// @description A Bigger Skipping Message
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

skipping = document.evaluate("//div/form/p[starts-with(a, 'Skipping ')]",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);

// get paragraph, set colours
p = skipping.snapshotItem(0)
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.backgroundColor = 'red';
p.style.fontWeight = 'bolder';
p.style.fontStyle = 'normal';
p.style.fontSize = '15px';

― koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Koogs!

"<div>BLAH BLAH BLAH " + jerk + " I CAN'T HEAR YOU<br /><hr/></div>";

― Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

most of credit goes to will for the original

cheers koogs, I still owe you a pint. And Will, you too wherever you are. I worked out how to convert the img src links to a href, but then realized if I open a thread with ton of pics it's still pulling them down so takes forever to load etc. A worthwhile exercise, I guess, but pointless.

― Jaq, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

(oddly those last two changes don't work together - the first creates a div that seems to break the xpath in the second. maybe if i add the div at the end...)

yes, next thing was going to be modifying the 'Skipping...' message link to point to the exact message within the expanded page, save people having to find it again. unfortunately that needed some server code changes but, apparently, they were done before i even mentioned it. that keith may look dozy but he's actually quite on the ball. 8)

― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Potential killfile quirk alert - I don't seem to be able to block anyone whose username contains non-ANSI characters.

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i did wonder, only yesterday, if that would cause problems. i guess the problem is getting the characters into the javascript.

possible way around this is to turn the test into a 'starts-with' or a 'contains' so you can find parts of words without having to match the entire thing, for instance, and this is only an example, first thing that popped into my head, don't know why, 'ppppp dude'.

(of course, making it a substring makes it hard to then block anyone called, i don't know, 'J' 8)

― koogs, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Now who would want to block lil' ol' me?

(Actually, I think TOMBOT has me blocked!)

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I have the name you used to spam rotten.com stuff when you were mad about the existence of a bummerz thread blocked on my work computer!

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

now that you keep registering new names I kind of feel like I am being challenged to block them all! like a fun game.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

That wasn't me! I have no idea how to do any of that stuff! I'm J McChump, and I've been posting here for years!

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lolz

― HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I am seeing the wonderful possibilities for killfile faux pas lolz.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

NOT FUNNY DAN
(alright a little funny)

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I want my own thread dedicated to times I put my foot really far down my throat.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

BTW Koogs, forgot to tell you that Skipping script is GREBT.

― J, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome, koogs, thx for making it work nu-style

― W i l l, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i am dum, how do i shot?

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

was thinking of redoing this just last night. gimme a couple of hours...

in the meantime you need firefox and its greasemonkey extension thing...

― koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, new version:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

this now uses regular expressions so you can match against just a bit of the username - change the values on line 15.

― koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

if you killfile someone, do you killfile the titles of threads they start in addition to posts they make or only their posts?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

only their posts (inc the opening post of a thread they start)

― blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

[xpost] Only their posts. The script could be changed to kill the thread titles too, I think.

― Jaq, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Revive for Louis Jagger's return.

― caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

o hai this doesn't seem to work on v2.2. a little help?

― blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

curse them for changing stuff. will look into it.

― koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

done. there's a new P around the status line which means everything is one level deeper, that was the problem.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

― koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

gracias!

― blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

koogs, that's excellent, thanks!

― Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

howto link no worky :-(

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

How to:
1) install Firefox
2) install Greasemonkey extension
3) click on koog's link above and install the script
4) right click on smiley monkey face at lower right of FF
5) choose to Manage User Scripts
6) select kilxor and click Edit button - should open script with notepad
7) add user names to the line (inside the square brackets, using the info in the comments of the script): var fules = [ /Jaq/ ];
8) Save file
9) Make sure Enabled box is ticked. Click okay to close Greasemonkey manager dialog.

― Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

thx!

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

works fine, except, how exactly do I shot more than one user?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

You have to pick the one you hate the most.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Nobody?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

;-)

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

then why you want to kill them?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

(I meant: nobody replies to my question? - and then ;-) )

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Like this:

var fules = [/Leee/,/Leee's Ugly Face/];

― Leee, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Skipping 492 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

how do you killfile yourself

― aw naw no bolingoli anaw noo (||||||||), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:55 (one year ago) link

Write a post designed to reap 50 FPs.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:57 (one year ago) link

You can killfile yourself - that's how I test it.

― koogs, Friday, 14 August 2020 01:32 (one year ago) link

don't understand the why of killfile

― Dan S, Friday, 14 August 2020 01:40 (one year ago) link

I can understand being annoyed by others’ posts, but pretty much everyone here is posting in earnest and it’s just a message board

― Dan S, Friday, 14 August 2020 01:49 (one year ago) link

Yep, pretty much everybody!

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 August 2020 03:34 (one year ago) link

Pretty much. Killfile is for the 1%.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 August 2020 03:35 (one year ago) link

if you want to make a name for yourself as a poster, killfile EVERYONE. then just go into threads with appealing that interest you and speak your mind.

no context. no discursive triangulation. just posting. pure posting.

― treeship., Friday, 14 August 2020 03:38 (one year ago) link

lol

― Dan S, Friday, 14 August 2020 03:48 (one year ago) link

the becky lucas strategem

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 03:49 (one year ago) link

Pretty much. Killfile is for the 1%.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, August 13, 2020 8:35 PM (eighteen minutes ago)

sounds pretty "let them eat posts" out of context

― it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 14 August 2020 03:59 (one year ago) link

this message board is dying and we should welcome all new voices

― Dan S, Friday, 14 August 2020 04:10 (one year ago) link

I gave up on killfile and do my best to practice it mentally these days

― sleeve, Friday, 14 August 2020 05:30 (one year ago) link

wait I still have "Nerdstrom Poindexter" killfiled I believe

― sleeve, Friday, 14 August 2020 05:31 (one year ago) link

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor

new snatk script - site new answers thread killer

unfortunately, threads are numbered per-board, so you need to supply the boardid as well as the threadid. i also had to take care of the 'updated' threads, which have an extra css attribute. but generally the structure of a thread link is easier than a post so code is shorter.

it *might* work in places other than Site New Answers. let's see...

yes. also works in 'new answers' (ie board view) - go to HTML Playground to test.

― koogs, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:07 (one year ago) link

kilxor

kills threads

DEAD

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:11 (one year ago) link

(added readme / install instructions)

― koogs, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:18 (one year ago) link

thanks, this works well!

― Joey Corona (Euler), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:40 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

how do I killfile someone with a forward-slash in their username? it screws up the coding, is there a code sequence I can encase that slash in?

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Friday, 19 February 2021 01:39 (nine months ago) link

I know you can killfile either display name (the one in parentheses or the one not) so maybe just killfile their other name?

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 19 February 2021 01:46 (nine months ago) link

yep, thanks

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Friday, 19 February 2021 01:53 (nine months ago) link

well that narrows down the possibilities

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2021 01:57 (nine months ago) link

oops I don’t know what I did, but always happy to get killfiled again

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 February 2021 02:34 (nine months ago) link

Why does this thread keep getting bumped? I don’t see any messages.

― treeship., Friday, 19 February 2021 02:36 (nine months ago) link

not you jon

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:03 (nine months ago) link

Geir/Hongro

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:05 (nine months ago) link

you, on the other hand, need to post a lot fucking less

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:06 (nine months ago) link

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:07 (nine months ago) link

i'll go back to my uber amazing life, later ILX

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:08 (nine months ago) link

so handy to have Zing to do the bookmarks here for when you need to move past posters who (literally) shit up the entire board and make it unreadable b/c they confuse ILX with their therapist or a blog

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:10 (nine months ago) link

fuck off and die.

― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:12 (nine months ago) link

god it is so nice to not have to read what you post, I swore Killfile off for a while but some of y'all have been seriously fucking unbearable lately

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Friday, 19 February 2021 03:14 (nine months ago) link

they confuse ILX with their therapist or a blog

This is a shitty thing to say, and you know it.

― pomenitul, Friday, 19 February 2021 03:28 (nine months ago) link

Truly execrable—

― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Friday, 19 February 2021 16:11 (nine months ago) link

Is he doing advertising?

― Stevolende, Friday, 19 February 2021 16:48 (nine months ago) link

five months pass...

has anyone encountered any negative side effects from using Greasemonkey? I'm considering setting up my first (and hopefully only) killfile but I'm not sure if it's worth it

― aegis philbin (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2021 13:49 (three months ago) link

It's always worked great for me

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 31 July 2021 14:13 (three months ago) link

it'll only run scripts that you install and then only on URLs you define within the script.

― koogs, Saturday, 31 July 2021 14:22 (three months ago) link

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