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ok, replace the code in the last for loop with

var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
div = thisLink.parentNode;
div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + jerk + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

and that should do it.

― koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost. sorry Jaq. 8)

― koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh excellent koogs, that rox - you saved me hours of poking at stuff :) I was only getting the names to replace instead of the whole post.

― Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha! Oh, that works a treat :)

I changed the text to be div.innerHTML = "<div>Inanity by the poxy fule" + jerk + " deleted for all time.<br /><hr/></div>";

― Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway koogs I got you a plaque
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/406038696_67123cb49a_o.png

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome, Koogs! I love it.

― toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

A fantastic idea. I have been too lazy to set up the new killfile so far though.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i had some trouble earlier today because i had 8080 in the url and that's changed.

anyway, place this snippet before the for loop for a nice little reminder in top right that some messages were blocked

if (posts.snapshotLength != 0) {
var logo = document.createElement("div");
logo.innerHTML = '<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0; left=auto; z-index:10; background-color:red; color:white; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold;">Some Posts Were Blocked</div>';
document.body.insertBefore(logo, document.body.firstChild);
}

(jaq, got email, thanks. most of credit goes to will for the original, i only fixed it for ilx2 (my first greasemonkey script as it happens))

― koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm dying to know who is killing whom. I challenge you to create a little PacManesque critter that gobbles up the posts of those you deem killable.

― Maria :D, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

another one, this one makes the Skipping x messages a lot bigger and redder:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Skipping
// @namespace
// @description A Bigger Skipping Message
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

skipping = document.evaluate("//div/form/p[starts-with(a, 'Skipping ')]",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);

// get paragraph, set colours
p = skipping.snapshotItem(0)
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.backgroundColor = 'red';
p.style.fontWeight = 'bolder';
p.style.fontStyle = 'normal';
p.style.fontSize = '15px';

― koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Koogs!

"<div>BLAH BLAH BLAH " + jerk + " I CAN'T HEAR YOU<br /><hr/></div>";

― Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

most of credit goes to will for the original

cheers koogs, I still owe you a pint. And Will, you too wherever you are. I worked out how to convert the img src links to a href, but then realized if I open a thread with ton of pics it's still pulling them down so takes forever to load etc. A worthwhile exercise, I guess, but pointless.

― Jaq, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

(oddly those last two changes don't work together - the first creates a div that seems to break the xpath in the second. maybe if i add the div at the end...)

yes, next thing was going to be modifying the 'Skipping...' message link to point to the exact message within the expanded page, save people having to find it again. unfortunately that needed some server code changes but, apparently, they were done before i even mentioned it. that keith may look dozy but he's actually quite on the ball. 8)

― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Potential killfile quirk alert - I don't seem to be able to block anyone whose username contains non-ANSI characters.

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i did wonder, only yesterday, if that would cause problems. i guess the problem is getting the characters into the javascript.

possible way around this is to turn the test into a 'starts-with' or a 'contains' so you can find parts of words without having to match the entire thing, for instance, and this is only an example, first thing that popped into my head, don't know why, 'ppppp dude'.

(of course, making it a substring makes it hard to then block anyone called, i don't know, 'J' 8)

― koogs, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Now who would want to block lil' ol' me?

(Actually, I think TOMBOT has me blocked!)

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I have the name you used to spam rotten.com stuff when you were mad about the existence of a bummerz thread blocked on my work computer!

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

now that you keep registering new names I kind of feel like I am being challenged to block them all! like a fun game.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

That wasn't me! I have no idea how to do any of that stuff! I'm J McChump, and I've been posting here for years!

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lolz

― HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I am seeing the wonderful possibilities for killfile faux pas lolz.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

NOT FUNNY DAN
(alright a little funny)

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I want my own thread dedicated to times I put my foot really far down my throat.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW Koogs, forgot to tell you that Skipping script is GREBT.

― J, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

awesome, koogs, thx for making it work nu-style

― W i l l, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i am dum, how do i shot?

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

was thinking of redoing this just last night. gimme a couple of hours...

in the meantime you need firefox and its greasemonkey extension thing...

― koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

ok, new version:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

this now uses regular expressions so you can match against just a bit of the username - change the values on line 15.

― koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

awesome!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

if you killfile someone, do you killfile the titles of threads they start in addition to posts they make or only their posts?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

only their posts (inc the opening post of a thread they start)

― blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

[xpost] Only their posts. The script could be changed to kill the thread titles too, I think.

― Jaq, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

Revive for Louis Jagger's return.

― caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

o hai this doesn't seem to work on v2.2. a little help?

― blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

curse them for changing stuff. will look into it.

― koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

done. there's a new P around the status line which means everything is one level deeper, that was the problem.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

― koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

gracias!

― blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

koogs, that's excellent, thanks!

― Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

howto link no worky :-(

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

How to:
1) install Firefox
2) install Greasemonkey extension
3) click on koog's link above and install the script
4) right click on smiley monkey face at lower right of FF
5) choose to Manage User Scripts
6) select kilxor and click Edit button - should open script with notepad
7) add user names to the line (inside the square brackets, using the info in the comments of the script): var fules = [ /Jaq/ ];
8) Save file
9) Make sure Enabled box is ticked. Click okay to close Greasemonkey manager dialog.

― Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

thx!

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

works fine, except, how exactly do I shot more than one user?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

You have to pick the one you hate the most.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Nobody?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

;-)

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

then why you want to kill them?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

(I meant: nobody replies to my question? - and then ;-) )

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Like this:

var fules = [/Leee/,/Leee's Ugly Face/];

― Leee, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

thanks!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

Skipping 429 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i trust me to i trust me about 7 euro i dont ask you trust me more than that and i certainly dont recommend it

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:34 (one year ago) link

I would wager no one has ever blocked you, KM. Would not wager that about myself, darragh, or infinity

― Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:39 (one year ago) link

Luv u babe

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:41 (one year ago) link

one thing about dmac is that you always find yourself mailing him 7 euros, but it's the cost of doing business

― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:43 (one year ago) link

i found this one weird trick to tell you how many people have you killfiled: type your facebook password into the textbox, click "Convert Simple HTML to BBcode" button. go into the bathroom and turn off all the lights and say "BAN l0u1s jagg3r" into the mirror 77 times. return to your workstation and click "Submit Post". within 24 hours you'll have your answer

― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:43 (one year ago) link

I Tried This One Weird Trick That Did Not Work, And Here's Why

― Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:50 (one year ago) link

Everyone here takes way too many risks when it comes to opening portals to the netherworld.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:51 (one year ago) link

If I had to bet on which ILXor is the least likely to have been killfiled, I'd put my money on the Mailman.

Where do I send my moneys, deems

― Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:51 (one year ago) link

I wonder how many people would killfile darraghmac if he added a subtle link to a patreon account at the bottom of each post

― Trϵϵship, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:53 (one year ago) link

"and just like that, i had an in"

/pan to liotta

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:11 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

how do you killfile

― gbx, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:12 (one year ago) link

why is this thread bumped with no posts

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:13 (one year ago) link

not sure gbx, sorry your revive has no replies yet

― omar little, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:30 (one year ago) link

Treeship that's an excellent question and I must confess I'm stumped

― imago, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:24 (one year ago) link

how do you killfile

― gbx, Wednesday, September 12, 2018 6:12 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:11 (one year ago) link

some firefox-specific help:

install greasemonkey for your browser

save the file from here: https://github.com/acdean/kilxor

change line 17 to include the people you want to exclude

then open it in your browser and it should prompt you to add it as a user script

i'll add this to a readme, sometime.

― koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:25 (one year ago) link

how do you separate multiple usernames in line 17 again?

― sleeve, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:26 (one year ago) link

there are two in the example for just this reason 8)


var fules = [/noob/, /luser_name_here/];

comma separated, patterns surrounded by slashes...

(and those are regexp patterns, so if youre feeling brave then things like /k..gs/ should match 'koogs' etc)

― koogs, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:47 (one year ago) link

How can I find out who killfiled me and get back at them? Didn’t see it in the FAQ

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:50 (one year ago) link

urgent and key

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2018 16:02 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

loving this new version, ty

― sleeve, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:10 (one year ago) link

happy for you

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:11 (one year ago) link

if only they could fix this bookmark glitch

― sleeve, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 04:13 (one year ago) link

Hello?

Weird

― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 05:19 (one year ago) link

there’s still no way of hiding a single user on a specific thread, is there

― Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 08:59 (one year ago) link

the urls at the top don't have to be site-specific, they could be thread-specific...

― koogs, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 09:27 (one year ago) link

hmm! wld have to install a new one every month, but...

(there’s still no killfile on zing, right?)

― Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 09:32 (one year ago) link

you can block a poster but not thread specific

― badg, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:03 (one year ago) link

Trying to get this to work on Tampermonkey and Pastebin to no avail.

var fules = [/Morb/,/some_losers_username_here/];

Other than the second half with the person you want to block, do you need to change anything else? Don't really know what I'm doing lol

― PaulTMA, Thursday, 22 November 2018 12:39 (one year ago) link

> Other than the second half with the person you want to block, do you need to change anything else?

that should be enough

> Tampermonkey

this is untested though

― koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 13:31 (one year ago) link

I have not yet gotten it to work with tampermonkey :(

― L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 22 November 2018 14:32 (one year ago) link

i have just gotten it working with tampermonkey

install tampermonkey, then go here: https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js

click on "Raw" and it might, if you're lucky, open in a tampermonkey user script editor, change the 'fules' on line 17, ignore the warnings and errors, file, save, profit.

― koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:55 (one year ago) link

^ that was macos chrome, v70.0.3538.102

and i can still see my blobs.

― koogs, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:56 (one year ago) link

we all can mate, put them away

― mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2018 16:58 (one year ago) link

Finally got him zapped to fuck. Thanks.

― PaulTMA, Saturday, 24 November 2018 12:02 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

brilliant koogs, you were right that it now works with tampermonkey

― L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:29 (one year ago) link

Weird that this thread is updated without a new post!1!

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:35 (one year ago) link

;)

― L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:47 (one year ago) link

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