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ok, replace the code in the last for loop with

var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
div = thisLink.parentNode;
div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + jerk + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

and that should do it.

― koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

xpost. sorry Jaq. 8)

― koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh excellent koogs, that rox - you saved me hours of poking at stuff :) I was only getting the names to replace instead of the whole post.

― Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

Hahaha! Oh, that works a treat :)

I changed the text to be div.innerHTML = "<div>Inanity by the poxy fule" + jerk + " deleted for all time.<br /><hr/></div>";

― Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

anyway koogs I got you a plaque
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/406038696_67123cb49a_o.png

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

Awesome, Koogs! I love it.

― toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

A fantastic idea. I have been too lazy to set up the new killfile so far though.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

i had some trouble earlier today because i had 8080 in the url and that's changed.

anyway, place this snippet before the for loop for a nice little reminder in top right that some messages were blocked

if (posts.snapshotLength != 0) {
var logo = document.createElement("div");
logo.innerHTML = '<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0; left=auto; z-index:10; background-color:red; color:white; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold;">Some Posts Were Blocked</div>';
document.body.insertBefore(logo, document.body.firstChild);
}

(jaq, got email, thanks. most of credit goes to will for the original, i only fixed it for ilx2 (my first greasemonkey script as it happens))

― koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'm dying to know who is killing whom. I challenge you to create a little PacManesque critter that gobbles up the posts of those you deem killable.

― Maria :D, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

another one, this one makes the Skipping x messages a lot bigger and redder:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Skipping
// @namespace
// @description A Bigger Skipping Message
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

skipping = document.evaluate("//div/form/p[starts-with(a, 'Skipping ')]",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);

// get paragraph, set colours
p = skipping.snapshotItem(0)
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.backgroundColor = 'red';
p.style.fontWeight = 'bolder';
p.style.fontStyle = 'normal';
p.style.fontSize = '15px';

― koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Koogs!

"<div>BLAH BLAH BLAH " + jerk + " I CAN'T HEAR YOU<br /><hr/></div>";

― Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

most of credit goes to will for the original

cheers koogs, I still owe you a pint. And Will, you too wherever you are. I worked out how to convert the img src links to a href, but then realized if I open a thread with ton of pics it's still pulling them down so takes forever to load etc. A worthwhile exercise, I guess, but pointless.

― Jaq, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

(oddly those last two changes don't work together - the first creates a div that seems to break the xpath in the second. maybe if i add the div at the end...)

yes, next thing was going to be modifying the 'Skipping...' message link to point to the exact message within the expanded page, save people having to find it again. unfortunately that needed some server code changes but, apparently, they were done before i even mentioned it. that keith may look dozy but he's actually quite on the ball. 8)

― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Potential killfile quirk alert - I don't seem to be able to block anyone whose username contains non-ANSI characters.

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

i did wonder, only yesterday, if that would cause problems. i guess the problem is getting the characters into the javascript.

possible way around this is to turn the test into a 'starts-with' or a 'contains' so you can find parts of words without having to match the entire thing, for instance, and this is only an example, first thing that popped into my head, don't know why, 'ppppp dude'.

(of course, making it a substring makes it hard to then block anyone called, i don't know, 'J' 8)

― koogs, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

Now who would want to block lil' ol' me?

(Actually, I think TOMBOT has me blocked!)

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

I have the name you used to spam rotten.com stuff when you were mad about the existence of a bummerz thread blocked on my work computer!

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

now that you keep registering new names I kind of feel like I am being challenged to block them all! like a fun game.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

That wasn't me! I have no idea how to do any of that stuff! I'm J McChump, and I've been posting here for years!

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

lolz

― HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

I am seeing the wonderful possibilities for killfile faux pas lolz.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

NOT FUNNY DAN
(alright a little funny)

― J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

I want my own thread dedicated to times I put my foot really far down my throat.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

BTW Koogs, forgot to tell you that Skipping script is GREBT.

― J, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

awesome, koogs, thx for making it work nu-style

― W i l l, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i am dum, how do i shot?

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

was thinking of redoing this just last night. gimme a couple of hours...

in the meantime you need firefox and its greasemonkey extension thing...

― koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

ok, new version:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

this now uses regular expressions so you can match against just a bit of the username - change the values on line 15.

― koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

awesome!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

if you killfile someone, do you killfile the titles of threads they start in addition to posts they make or only their posts?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

only their posts (inc the opening post of a thread they start)

― blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

[xpost] Only their posts. The script could be changed to kill the thread titles too, I think.

― Jaq, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

Revive for Louis Jagger's return.

― caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

o hai this doesn't seem to work on v2.2. a little help?

― blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

curse them for changing stuff. will look into it.

― koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

done. there's a new P around the status line which means everything is one level deeper, that was the problem.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

― koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

gracias!

― blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

koogs, that's excellent, thanks!

― Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

howto link no worky :-(

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

How to:
1) install Firefox
2) install Greasemonkey extension
3) click on koog's link above and install the script
4) right click on smiley monkey face at lower right of FF
5) choose to Manage User Scripts
6) select kilxor and click Edit button - should open script with notepad
7) add user names to the line (inside the square brackets, using the info in the comments of the script): var fules = [ /Jaq/ ];
8) Save file
9) Make sure Enabled box is ticked. Click okay to close Greasemonkey manager dialog.

― Jaq, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

thx!

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

works fine, except, how exactly do I shot more than one user?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

You have to pick the one you hate the most.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

Nobody?

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

;-)

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

then why you want to kill them?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

(I meant: nobody replies to my question? - and then ;-) )

― StanM, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

Like this:

var fules = [/Leee/,/Leee's Ugly Face/];

― Leee, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

thanks!

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

Skipping 332 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Moving bookmark

― 龜, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:59 (two years ago) Permalink

never gets old

― gr8080, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:01 (two years ago) Permalink

itt post your killfile

― brimstead, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:21 (two years ago) Permalink

Link is broken? Which link?

― koogs, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 07:02 (two years ago) Permalink

post by gr8080 deleted

gr8080 OTM

― StanM, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 08:18 (two years ago) Permalink

j/k btw, you're the only poster I don't have killfiled

― StanM, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 08:19 (two years ago) Permalink

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

should still work, but i have no idea about safari or macintosh or chrome or whatever.

i have added the non-www address for those losers.

― koogs, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 09:48 (two years ago) Permalink

on safari on mac:
1) install NinjaKit: https://github.com/os0x/NinjaKit#ninjakit

2) click on the link koogs posted

3) edit the file that opens to add the names you want to killfile, and save it

NinjaKit will put an icon in Safari's bar that you can click to reopen NinjaKit later: once there you click on Scripts at the top to find the killfile script. then you can change names when people change usernames etc.

― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 09:58 (two years ago) Permalink

for Chrome I used http://tampermonkey.net

― nashwan, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 11:25 (two years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

any way to killfile on firefox on a PC? i don't have admin privileges on this machine, so it might not work.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:42 (one year ago) Permalink

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:45 (one year ago) Permalink

install adblock and adblock the entire domain would be the easiest way. or map ilxor.com etc to 127.0.0.1 in your hosts file (does windows 7+ still have a hosts file?)

(killfile was written for firefox on a pc fwiw, requires greasemonkey and is a bit fiddly)

― koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:04 (one year ago) Permalink

can't edit hosts file or really anything else on work computer. i guess i'll have to rely on ol' friend self-control.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:05 (one year ago) Permalink

p.s. thank you for the ideas!

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:05 (one year ago) Permalink

maybe i could write a script that would convert all of dr. morbius's posts to this

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:06 (one year ago) Permalink

every time u attempt to navigate to ilxor.com hit yr hand with a hammer

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:10 (one year ago) Permalink

or i could just make a fist with my toes, or make toes with my fist

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:11 (one year ago) Permalink

With a few tweaks, koogs's script could very well die hard.

― :wq (Leee), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:12 (one year ago) Permalink

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:41 (one year ago) Permalink

killfile is for pussies, it's ridiculous to even contemplate

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:10 (one year ago) Permalink

lol amateurist will quit this board when i do

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:11 (one year ago) Permalink

i tried this but the "post by ___ deleted" posts were just too tantalizing.

― brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:12 (one year ago) Permalink

morbs otm

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:15 (one year ago) Permalink

yep

― brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (one year ago) Permalink

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

― brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (one year ago) Permalink

ok. bye!

― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:23 (one year ago) Permalink

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Don't need anything fancy! Just a regular img tag, so instead of:


div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

you have:


div.innerHTML = "<img src='http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg' />"

― :wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Oops, add a closing div tag to that.

― :wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink

lol and an opening one.

― :wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink

i know that works but embedding the external image seems like bad karma. was hoping to get the base64 encode working

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:15 (one year ago) Permalink

Oh! Can you explain? Is it a security issue?

― :wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:04 (one year ago) Permalink

Not security, just bandwidth leeching of that site (film.com in this case). But I suppose I could just reupload it to one of those image hosts which would be fair game ala:


div.innerHTML = "<div><img src='http://i59.tinypic.com/2d14gfc.jpg' />Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>"

(just trying to get to fancy with the base64 thing)

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:11 (one year ago) Permalink

B-but browser caching will probably mean it doesn't get fetched more than once a session. Less probably.

― koogs, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:28 (one year ago) Permalink

it's still bad form, not even considering heavy message board use [x sessions x users x browers x refreshes...] granted, film.com looks like they can afford it, but it's a bad habit

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:51 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Guys did we ever get this sorted

― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2015 08:56 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

does this thing work or not?

― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 10:23 (one year ago) Permalink

Tahts what I said

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:46 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

But please don't write to me, I don't have time for your stupid whataboutery.

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 12, 2016 12:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik use this instead of making things up about me defending trump voters and taking the side of woody allen against his accusers. thank you.

― Treeship, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:08 (one year ago) Permalink

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