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when i was in second grade, my friends were "bad girls" and they'd steal lunchboxes during lunch time, but they didn't really steal them, they just hid them in the bushes around the corner, and they tried to get me to steal someone's lunchbox, but i ended up just taking the crayons from the boy I had a crush on who sat in front of me, thinking that would mean he'd have to borrow my crayons.

― sarahel, Monday, 4 January 2010 07:59 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok that thread just turned too cute:

my favourite boy when i was eight wasn't shy but he was eccentric, at the end of the year we were supposed to take all our artwork home and he couldn't fit the last couple of his paintings in his bag so he ate them while i cried my eyes out with laughter.

― estela, Monday, 4 January 2010 08:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

knew this thread was gonna be bumped in light of all the above

xxp - I'm amazed I was that strategic a thinker when I was 7.

that approximates my dating strategy as an adult too, tbh

i love estela so much in that story. also i wonder where that guy is now, he sounds like he is prolly awesome

If the cast would also include Johnny 5 and Prince Akeem, it would be like my childhood dream come true.
― Tuomas, Thursday, April 1, 2010

but then i am physiologically predisposed to cuddling so

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:41 PM (1 hour ago)

I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.

― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

omg @ funtown post

i am actually dying over funtown atm

oh man funtown post pretty much killed me

omg do u guys need an ambulance

or two ambulances might be more convenient

lolol

i used to imagine being a popple and how awesome that would be

oh man, I totally had an orange popple

the hell is a popple

my favourite boy when i was eight wasn't shy but he was eccentric, at the end of the year we were supposed to take all our artwork home and he couldn't fit the last couple of his paintings in his bag so he ate them while i cried my eyes out with laughter.

― estela, Monday, 4 January 2010 08:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BEEEEEEEEECK FUCKING OOOOOOORRRRD! (a hoy hoy), Monday, January 4, 2010 3:33 AM (4 months ago)

surm:

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/popples.jpg

iirc i wanted to be a care bear when I was 2. things haven't changed much

^^ haven't changed much for me either

i was just talking about care bears.

i had 2 tiny pink popples that i think used to belong to nijoli, i also had a medium sized white one. i also had a purple cat that turned into a sock that i insisted on referring to as a popple

I recently let my mom give away my popple sheets :(

ps. btw iirc there can only be one funtown tbh imho

im just a funtown homage

aw :)

randomly

*yesterday on the st 2 guys were rapping "turnin me on" by keri hilson. i chimed in with "miss keri baby!"

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:07 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*last night at the club ciara's RIDE remix came on and my friend james, like, knew it and sang along no less. he was all "they can't wait to try-y-y-y-y me." <3 friends who surprise u

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*that one time jLo's Love Don't Cost A Thing came on the radio in spanish first thing in the morning and rocked my sox off til i danced myself awake

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*the night i went out to the gay bar by myself and found no one hot to dance with and was about to leave, when a remix of tori amos' "in the springtime of his voodoo" came on. just for me. i danced. some guy bought me a water, i think because i looked happy. and sweaty.

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*the night i went to Sugarland and no one was there yet, and the 1st song they played was Obsessed. i deftly took myself past the bar to the dance floor and made the most of it. (well i think my friends helped me out after they got a drink)

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*that mtg at work when the girl's cell fone ring went off really loud and it was "Dontcha" by PCD. dontcha wish ur girlfriend was HOT like me...

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

*when the guy on the street plays Rhythm Nation on his boombox at lunchtime

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 1:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

*market played my favorite pj harvey song in the morning while getting my coffee. it was like a dream.

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:13 PM (37 minutes ago)

hmm, I shoulda just said 'read this thread, ffs <3'

ramzi's new glasses on wdyll make it an allround cutecelsior classic day imo.

and what's with this thing about ppl booing you if you can't make it? "oh you're not going to ryan's? BOOOOO"

like, really? do i need to be booed?

― janice (surm), Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:20 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

yes

ok i have to stop looking at this thread i think. i need to kiss someone seriously soon or i am going to diiiiie.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:42 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

btw feminism is so awesome!

― plax (ico), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 4:38 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

emma watson has always been crazy pretty

― max, Friday, August 6, 2010 11:53 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you've always been pretty crazy!

― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Friday, August 6, 2010 11:57 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark

would pinch

A tattoo in your armpit...I am too ticklish to be that hardcore!

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, September 27, 2010 6:08 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont remember the emma watson one ha

Beeps tapping her cheek with her fingertip yesterday saying, "I'm thinking... I'm thinking when I grow up, I will be Mickey Mouse."

i saw mickey mouse without his head on behind some scenery at eurdisney and he dd not look fulfilled and happy in life, just sayin

Pretty sure that was some French dude in a Mickey Mouse outfit though.

i have since come around to that POV, yes

omg @ beeps

beeps OTM

so cute :)

The fact that that guy just sent a midget in a monkey suit flying into some other dude has made my afternoon. It's the little things.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:56 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait what

http://www.youtube.com/v/hRBoTcHOzOU&fs=1&hl=en

I began keeping a diary when I was 8 years old and was not a very good speller. I still have this diary (and all other diaries and journals I have ever kept).

For reasons that I can't fathom at all now, I wrote down my age at the end of each diary entry for years.

First page text:

June 3, 1980 Tuesbay
I clecket rocks. Now I am 8 years old. And when I am done clecketing rocks I go swimming.
8 years old

― Sara R-C, Saturday, October 2, 2010 8:23 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

As a child I thought that in my last life I has been a purple horse and would constantly bring this up in conversation. 'Well, when I was a purple horse.....'

― Opening a can of whooptuomass (sunny successor), Saturday, October 2, 2010 8:32 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark