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The thing I don't understand is why he's confusing "hatred" with "god you're a douchebag, shut up and stop ruining threads." Hatred seems to imply a lot more...thought than, say, "EAT A DICK" does.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

no i think its hate by this point

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't care if any of you cunts 'hate' me. Being unable to post to the Noize Board stage musical thread, THAT FUCKING TURNS ME INTO GOD'S LONELY MAN.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't care

I don't give a FUCK about who is/isn't an admin of what (esp since the 'Noize' i've heard is gobbitch). I keep forgetting the whole BB world is one big sandbox where an admin can reply 'EAT A DICK' to a post, feign innocence, then ban someone out of infantile animus.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

You are spending a LOT of effort on a board where virtually every single poster "hates" you and thinks you're a complete retard with shitty taste, Morbius, for someone who doesn't care. I mean, I know when I don't give a shit about things, I go and post huge LOOK AT ME I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE things asking people to come out on the street and fight me like a man. You should see my work on slashdot, it's fantastic.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

You should see my work on slashdot, it's fantastic.

!!!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i love "I keep forgetting the whole BB world is one big sandbox"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey John, that domestic violence job ad? I believe my ex-wife applied for that - certainly she was then managing the borough's only refuge. That's a bizarre coincidence.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

jon I swear to god if you chk chk chk me again I will come to your house and rip your eyeballs out Alex NYC style. Don't think I will not.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

jon has a crush

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

!!! suck!

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

of course you'd think they suck. It's difficult for Ashlee Simpson fans to understand the nuances of !!!.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

what!? i hate ashlee simpson! i like, you know, shit that rocks.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

like power station

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

and ready for the world

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

yah i think the taylors are a killer rhythmn section.. sue me.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

why are you hating on power station.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon, Allyzay, and Giuliani Down By The Schoolyard.. POW POW POW!

OK, this is quite indirect, but the first time I met Dan Perry at the Republik on my spring '02 road trip, we were having a blast talking.. so we were obviously not going to fight..

However, the man sitting on the stool right besides us just mysteriously turned around, looked at Dan, and just started smiling maniacally waving his fist in Dan's face saying.. something.. but without any sound, and then he just mysteriously spun back around facing the bar, stopped smiling, and just continued sipping his beer.

So, an actual FIST WAVING has resulted from a purely ILX confrontation (granted, a friendly confrontation causing a random third-parting fist waving.)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

there is no universe in which i could hate on power station

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, some like it hot.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

ive seen another ilxor give me a dirty look irl before

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

friendly confrontation causing a random third-party fist ~~wav~~ing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been thinking about fist-wavy guy since DB started this thread, actually.

― Dan (I Present... My Fist! Okay, Never Mind...) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Who doesn't give an ILXOR a dirty look?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

It's the thing to do.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan actually described that incident to us in terrifying detail at Jillian's one night. Creepy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

the entire time i had lunch with ned i was subliminally trying to get his head to explode

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Tombot broke RJG's ribs.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib? Or am I making that up? In my secret ILX fanfic?

xpost!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Had you succeeded, strongo, would the bored girls at that Oly bagel house gone all "oh god.. like, another exploded head this week..omg, i'm off. you are cleaning that up, rachel"?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.hoardedordinaries.com/lori/images/2004-05-28a.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib?

No that was Bryan...this was separate from the RJG incident.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

You are spending a LOT of effort on a board where virtually every single poster "hates" you

Why the quotes -- caution?

The New Yorkers on the board who've met me either seem to like me or hide their dislike well.

And please let me fuck Noizeturd's empty sockets when you're done.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Does he just start punching at ribs when he meets an ilxor? It might not be a bad idea.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

who did you meet? did their face sequentially meet brooklyn pavement?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I say we take off and nuke ILX from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, so much for avoiding dirty looks.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

or dirty socks for that matter.. (ew.. WTFF?)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, SOCKETS. sorry.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"the ice harvest was a classic!! ill fuck your sockets!!"

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, I pretty much respect Joel and Yancey's opinions on people cos they're solid dudes, so it's perplexing to me--the way I figure it, you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person. Either that or Joel and Yancey's done gone lunatic. Hence the quotes around "hate," I mean what kind of fucking loser hates someone off a message board? Can your persecution complex and realize that the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball so maybe you wanna check yourself if you don't want to have to, uh, fuck Jon's pockets or whatever in the future.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i demand hstence to come here and defend his pal

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

london ILX meet-ups have resulted in violence and chaos before. no joke. you NYC pussies are all talk, no action.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Though I guess who the fuck starts threads calling out totally unrelated people and then threatens to pound a dude to the pavement for being a weak ass nigga (on two threads now!)? I mean that's way weirder than if I decided randomly that I actually hate you. Which, for the record, I don't. I have expended all my hate energy on oops. Now there's someone who is truly crap, ha ha!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.probotproductions.com/RipleyFlamethrower.gif
you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person.
hi!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

so do we know why blount is involved at all yet?

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, we're gonna meet at Ciabella Burrito.

I'll buy you a fuckin burrito.

Then I'll fuckin punch your stomach and watch your burrito fly out your own face.

Then I'll kick your fuckin head in.

And then I'll play bass licks on your GRAVE!

Oh, COME ON, MAN...

BUDDY!

I'm joining your band.

I'm going to play bass in your band, and write all your songs.

So fuck you.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I think it's because he was in the Navy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i lost my copy of "great phone calls " :(

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe now is the time for all of us to sing along to King Missile's "Martin Scorsese"

This one' called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best fucking films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellwnt fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best fucking films he makes the best fucking films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin love him
I fuckin love him

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

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