MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

Triangles = how the cool mums cut it
Squares = how your nanna cuts it

i've suspected all along that the vegemite testing night was a heavyhanded blunderfest.

― estela, Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:24 PM (1 week ago)

we WARNED them, we tried, we did all we could

it was no good

let's not overlook the central problem, that you guys sent us marmite and vegemite

xxp that stuff is impossible to spread lightly, way too thick. the bovril spread beter than the other two. maybe travelling over the IDL made them congeal? changing hemispheres caused some kind of hardening reaction?

xp NO ONE warned me about cutting into triangles, btw, therefore i take umbrage at the nanna comment.

jergins otm

rong

maybe we should have asked the dudes at the pub to make us a vegemite pizza

ugh

maybe you all should have just mailed some pre-spread toast.

surprised that they didnt really being it was in The Rocks and was full of American tourists (xp)

personally I think people who cant handle a decent deal of vegemite are totes LAVENDER but i'm a huge fan of salt, I guess

see this is why you need TONS OF BUTTER: the butter mixes with the marmite and then u only need a little bit and then it all spreads out!

maybe if we cut them into triangles next time instead of squares they'll be edible

nahh

you were way too stingy with the butter

yes you need lots of butter with your vegemite

or if you have only got marmite, then lots of butter and nothing else

but I find this a good serving suggestions as well:

http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/home/blog_data/5/5/images/Vegemite.jpg

tw-tw-twenty-one

if you guys are eating something only tolerable by adding lots of butter, maybe you shouldn't be eating it?

tell that to snails

maybe you should eat fries without salt huh

that is hardly the same thing!

i don't need butter to appreciate jam.

http://www.forgeryleague.com/images/uploads/jam.jpg

well do you eat jam without butter eh? eh? eh?

its a moot point as i have been known to enjoy vegemite without butter, even if its not quite the same

stop going on about that awful picture.

that something awful picture??

if you guys are eating something only tolerable by adding lots of butter, maybe you shouldn't be eating it?

good point, one takes it you never eat cake, only flour straight from the bag

that's ridiculous.
vegemite/marmite/etc = complete products made up of many ingredients. you even get a delivery vehicle: bread. then you wanna add butter to disguise that it's crap.
cake = complete product made up of many ingredients. you can add frosting to enhance, but you don't need to.
jam = complete product with delivery vehicle. no butter needed. it's not crap. it's tasty!

I hope nobody wants Mac & Cheese once the tehresa administration comes to power.

i'm sending u my spare jar of marmite in yr next care package, tza

you don't need cheese to make macaroni unrevolting.
and anyway, mac & cheese is a dish. comparing meals/dishes to CONDIMENTS is not really valid.

haha i am actually really curious now!

marmite is like cherry cola, root beer, dr pepper, and other such kinds of strange american 'flavours': it's revolting to most foreigners.

it's also revolting to me and i grew up in the same country as you.

tsk tsk, lady

i think you've become an australian, inside your heart

oh my!

that is tskworthy if ever anything were worthy of tsk!

revolting: dr pepper, root beer
not revolting: cherry coke

btw usa please bring back pepsi twist if possible

they all taste like medicine to me

i was on the vegemite team long before i ever set foot in australia.

WAIT A MINUTE

because i'm incredibly slow on the uptake i have only just realised that the marmite involved in all these tests wasn't even real marmite!!! it's some weird NZ version? no wonder you guys didn't enjoy it!! perhaps you should run the test again with proper marmite??? just a suggestion.

omg

jabba hands u tripper

Its ok estela, mr Roboto doesnt like vegemite either, I mean what kind of italoaussie is he anyway tch.

Wait, I misread you as saying you thought vegemite was revolting. Scratch my last remark from the record!